Planked a police riot van.. outcome - EEK

[Krys_23]

Alright guys, was in a local pub where the police pulled up to see what wis happening, meanwhile i planked there riot van with a huge crowd waited about 40 secs if not more for the pic to be taken when the police came out and chased me, couldnt catch me until a ran into a 10 foot high dead end - gutted!

They were being absolute cunts about it as i said to them it was just a fucking laugh, wound them up because they took it so serious as if i had just raped someone ffs, Thoughts on planking riot van?

= £70 fine for breach of the peace - LOL

[GRAHAM2000VTR]

before any one else says it

pic or didn't happen

cool story bro etc

but seriously would like to see a pic, police are just boring bastards imo if you didn't break anthing or do any harm its just a laugh

[Maxwell]

Lmfao your an eegit!!!

Yeah pics or gtfo??

Ps. I wouldnt see you planking the riot vans in the early hours of this morning in my town!! The locals where going mad and 6 officers hurt!!

[Easty]

You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.

Also, it's called respect.

100 percent deserved IMO.

[saxovtsmad]

You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.

Also, it's called respect.

100 percent deserved IMO.

totally agree with this statement

[Jay_]

You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.

Also, it's called respect.

100 percent deserved IMO.

couldn't have said it better.

I know its all a laugh etc but still its police property so you should just have respected it and not done it.

[tomsaxo]

sorry but wtf is planking?

[Easty]

sorry but wtf is planking?

When tough nuts lay down on odd things and get a photo taken for the l0lz0r!

OP If you want to see police being 'cunts' go try that shit in Spain and you will be praying for a 70 quid fine.

[auds]

Lol I didn't know what planking was either, thought you'd thrown a plank of wood at it lol.....well I guess there ain't much to do in Scotland ;) was a slightly daft thing to do though tbh :panic:

[manta]

Bit dumb, but £70 is a bit much.

Did anyone see that sap of a copper on police interceptors?

"take that sticker off your rover now"

[latza]

hate coppers me like. should of pissed on the driver seat

[TipTopTom]

hate coppers me like

Did you just string together four random words or was that supposed to actually be a sentence? :geek:

[Giraffe]

Did you just string together four random words or was that supposed to actually be a sentence? :geek:

I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!

[TipTopTom]

I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!

Oh! I thought it was verbal diarrhea :A:

[Viper]

I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!

Aye, fucking smoggies! It's only you lot that do it.

[Tontsy]

oh right...

cunt.

[TipTopTom]

This obviously never happened btw.

[Prickle]

When tough nuts lay down on odd things and get a photo taken for the l0lz0r!

OP If you want to see police being 'cunts' go try that shit in Spain and you will be praying for a 70 quid fine.

aha

fair play, i wouldnt do it myself.

[MiniGibbo]

what have i started with that thread the other day :homme:

[Phils_VTR]

Quality but pics or it didn't happen!


I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!

And why do northerners miss out half the words in a sentence? I remember my manchester buds mum wrote a note for school as to why he wasn't coming in.

All it said was 'Brad wouldn't get in car'. Thats the best English I've seen from a northerner too. Is their voice classed as an English accent? If you went abroad people would be like wtf are you, you aren't English gtfo.

[MiniGibbo]

Northeners are known world wide as talking like retards "like" the only accent more stupid is the "brummeh" accent :homme:

"going t'up road"
"up Shop"
:wall:

[lee7421]

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss143/lee7421/7d82364d.jpg

[Peter_D]

what have i started with that thread the other day :homme:

Errr i think you'll find i beat you to it by almost a year... http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333256&highlight=extreme+lying

[Mr_X]

pics...............

[Heftydanielson]

You don't see what you did wrong here? *facepalm..

It's not the planking the van what's the problem *even tho it's classed as damaging property* but it's more the fact that you ran from them..

The police over her are far to lean, speaking to one of my old mans friends over in Holland who is a cop over there and he says that if you don't address the police/forces by sir you get your head kicked in.

people over her have no respect for the police. If your treat them like a cnt you'll be treated like one.. Simple really.

[Krys_23]

I must ask the guy if he did get the pic, i'll be seriously pissed off if not, he took fucking ages which ended up in me being caught haha, rough as fuck today paying for it like, and i lost the slip for the fine - eek.

[smiith]

Northeners are known world wide as talking like retards "like" the only accent more stupid is the "brummeh" accent :homme:

"going t'up road"
"up Shop"
:wall:

You have the Yorkshire accent all wrong... The 'T' only comes when theres a to.. Like going to the pub.. And it goes on the end of the 1st word... Going't pub..

[Giraffe]

Aye, fucking smoggies! It's only you lot that do it.

Geordie folk do it as well like.

You have the Yorkshire accent all wrong... The 'T' only comes when theres a to.. Like going to the pub.. And it goes on the end of the 1st word... Going't pub..

Cheers, saved me explaining it to him, southerners are a bit too simple to grasp it though...

@Phil, I have no clue about Manchester, no where near us proper northerners! Only other thing we do is miss out h's, so we'd say otel instead of hotel for example!

[Jazz]

You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.

Also, it's called respect.

100 percent deserved IMO.

+1 with this statement.

If I was the copper I would have given you a backhand across the face and told you to grow the fuck up :n:

Lucky the fine was so small tbh..

[LeeM]

planking is the most ridiculous thing ive eve seen

[Dolly]

I still don't get it?

[m11ler]

I wanna see the pic!
Also, i think its fair enough to fine you, because they need to prove a point to everyone that was there aswell.. If they just laughed and let you on your way, they would look a bit silly. So atleast they know no-one will do it again now

[Moke]

I still don't get it?

Fuck, you're stupid.


He did this, but on a Police van...

http://a1.img.mobypicture.com/995c1098942bc110ab1ec5b2443a998b_view.jpg

The coppers didn't find it funny, so fined him.


Northeners are known world wide as talking like retards "like" the only accent more stupid is the "brummeh" accent :homme:

"going t'up road"
"up Shop"
:wall:

That's more Yorkshire than Lancashire tbh.

We just say "Goin' shop". We have no "t" in it.

Anyways, you talk like a farmer... Ooh arr! ;)

[smiith]

Geordie folk do it as well like.



Cheers, saved me explaining it to him, southerners are a bit too simple to grasp it though...

@Phil, I have no clue about Manchester, no where near us proper northerners! Only other thing we do is miss out h's, so we'd say otel instead of hotel for example!

In Whitby, we just make a noise for the letter T, well, the proper cod head's do anyway.. Bottle is like bo'el

[Viper]

You have the Yorkshire accent all wrong... The 'T' only comes when theres a to.. Like going to the pub.. And it goes on the end of the 1st word... Going't pub..

Thats the thing though, everyone says we say ' going t' pub'

But we dont actually say the T. Its more of a pause...

Im goin'. Pub

[harrytool]

I thought you hit the van with a plank of wood tbh!
no harm in lying down, sounds a bit boring, unless it's infront of a train and you move at the last minute! that's a bit more daring.

[Packham]

Thats the thing though, everyone says we say ' going t' pub'

But we dont actually say the T. Its more of a pause...

Im goin'. Pub

It really annoys me when people think we replace the with T, we just say nothing at all.

I'd say I'm gonna pub, or I'm gonna watch game. not I'm going to watch t game cos that takes just as much effort as saying the.

[Viper]

It really annoys me when people think we replace the with T, we just say nothing at all.

I'd say I'm gonna pub, or I'm gonna watch game. not I'm going to watch t game cos that takes just as much effort as saying the.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

Big up t' Yorkshire boys!

[Packham]

:hug: :hug: :hug:

Big up t' Yorkshire boys!

Reppin! :panic:

[Viper]

I think you mean:

t' Reppin

[Packham]

I think you mean:

t' Reppin

oh sorry I'm gonna have a look round t' saxp forum and rep up some more of t' yorkshire talk

[Viper]

t'....

[dannybluevtr]

planking on a police van in top lol nice one

[J222JRA]

Im kinda old and boring so just need to ask.......is this planking thing supposed to be funny??

[Packham]

a gay Yorkshire man

t' :homme:

[Gabbastard]

I think you mean:

t' Reppin

I think you mean:

t baggin.

[Packham]

Im kinda old and boring so just need to ask.......is this planking thing supposed to be funny??

i only find it funny if it's done in the middle of a shopping centre or something

[Rogue_Shadow]

3 pages and no picture

FAIL

[blackie_2k5]

all you southern monkeys need to ge....t' grip, i'm as north as your gonna get without being scottish, and i talk properly, but sometimes add "like"

as for planking :homme: ......3 years ago on holiday it was funny?

[leeham987]

Im kinda old and boring so just need to ask.......is this planking thing supposed to be funny??

supposed to be yes, actually funny, nope.

[matt_vtr_15a]

If you hadn't ran away they probably would of let it roll...

Police are like any other profession, some are absolutely sound as a pound and others are complete jobsworth cunts however it is the same with any profession... it's mainly down to the individual

If it was a young copper he probably gave you the fine for being so far behind the planking hype tbh....

http://plankinglol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nude-police-car-planking.jpg

http://www.plankingmad.com/plank/large/tumblr-ll8dp4upn51qk7kj8o1-5001305575548.jpg

http://www.doco.fm/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mcplanking-sucking-ronald.jpeg

[Juggyluggs]

Hahaha we do add T into the mix but its for the or if you live in sheffield we rarely say the

so its going to shop :P
going to pub :P

[Mochachino]

Going to the shop = goin to (random noise that isnt a word here) shop

kinda like im gnna go to'er shop

i think thats how i say it lol

[Moke]

Hahaha we do add T into the mix but its for the or if you live in sheffield we rarely say the

so its going to shop :P
going to pub :P

Incorrect.

You say "Just gerrin' shop" ;)

[JamesR]

I need to see this actual photo that took 40 seconds to take haha

[Pieface]

So you ran from the police, and was surprised when they caught you and were pissed?

Well I never.

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Thoughts on planking riot van?

3 Points and a £60 fine.
But fair play!

I'm going to be honest but this is the first time i've heard or seen 'planking',
But i'm definitely going to be doing alot of it now ..

[stevo67]

You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.

Also, it's called respect.

100 percent deserved IMO.

That`s what happens when you act like an idiot,nothing big about it & then to go boasting about it on a public forum grow up mate.

Steve.:drink:

[Pieface]

That`s what happens when you act like an idiot,nothing big about it & then to go boasting about it on a public forum grow up mate.

Steve.:drink:

The mess of grammar there confused me. Who are you saying should grow up?

[J222JRA]

The mess of grammar there confused me. Who are you saying should grow up?

I read it 15 times and am still asking myself the same question....

[Peter_D]

If i was the copper, i would of climbed up and planked beside you

Then i would of went to your house and threatened to arrest your mother unless she had sex with me..she is tidy!!

Dont tell her i said that though...unless shes keen?

[Viper]

I read it 15 times and am still asking myself the same question....

He's definitely having a go at Easty. Easty is a cock tbh. Always racing around with his fake blue lights and sirens!

[Easty]

He wouldn't be the first lets face it, I am a dick both on here and in person if someone is a cunt to me, unlike most of the spineless kids on here who would be nice as pie to my face after slagging me off on here.

Anywho, on this rare occasion I think he was having a go at the OP. For being a turd.

[Maxamus]

before any one else says it

pic or didn't happen

cool story bro etc

but seriously would like to see a pic, police are just boring bastards imo if you didn't break anthing or do any harm its just a laugh

I resent this comment! Its not a fact of being boring I would have seen the funny side but it is a simple matter of respect! I would probably not have gone as far as a PND, but words would have been had!

This is of course if it really happened... :n:

[Peter_D]

He wouldn't be the first lets face it, I am a dick both on here and in person if someone is a cunt to me, unlike most of the spineless kids on here who would be nice as pie to my face after slagging me off on here.

Anywho, on this rare occasion I think he was having a go at the OP. For being a turd.

I would slag you off more to your face than i would on here :sweetheart:

[D--R--E--W]

good few of my mates have planked police cars. Il get some pics the now.....

[Pieface]

I resent this comment! Its not a fact of being boring I would have seen the funny side but it is a simple matter of respect! I would probably not have gone as far as a PND, but words would have been had!

This is of course if it really happened... :n:

You never know, they may have just told him off if he didn't try and run from the police...

[D--R--E--W]

http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac38/d--r--e--w/johnplankingpolicevan.jpg
http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac38/d--r--e--w/archieplanking.jpg
http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac38/d--r--e--w/kevbeingabike.jpg
http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac38/d--r--e--w/kevplanking.jpg
http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac38/d--r--e--w/kevplankingfocuspillar.jpg

[Easty]

I would slag you off more to your face than i would on here :sweetheart:


Awesome.

[Maxamus]

You never know, they may have just told him off if he didn't try and run from the police...

This is a valid point. His attitude may have landed him the PND.

I was just addressing the asumption that all coppers are boring.