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10th July 2011, 06:31
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Planked a police riot van.. outcome - EEK
Alright guys, was in a local pub where the police pulled up to see what wis happening, meanwhile i planked there riot van with a huge crowd waited about 40 secs if not more for the pic to be taken when the police came out and chased me, couldnt catch me until a ran into a 10 foot high dead end - gutted!
They were being absolute cunts about it as i said to them it was just a fucking laugh, wound them up because they took it so serious as if i had just raped someone ffs, Thoughts on planking riot van?
= £70 fine for breach of the peace - LOL
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10th July 2011, 07:02
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before any one else says it
pic or didn't happen
cool story bro etc
but seriously would like to see a pic, police are just boring bastards imo if you didn't break anthing or do any harm its just a laugh
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10th July 2011, 07:15
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Lmfao your an eegit!!!
Yeah pics or gtfo??
Ps. I wouldnt see you planking the riot vans in the early hours of this morning in my town!! The locals where going mad and 6 officers hurt!!
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10th July 2011, 08:19
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You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.
Also, it's called respect.
100 percent deserved IMO.
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10th July 2011, 08:31
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Originally Posted by Easty
You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.
Also, it's called respect.
100 percent deserved IMO.
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totally agree with this statement
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10th July 2011, 08:33
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Originally Posted by Easty
You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.
Also, it's called respect.
100 percent deserved IMO.
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couldn't have said it better.
I know its all a laugh etc but still its police property so you should just have respected it and not done it.
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10th July 2011, 08:36
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sorry but wtf is planking?
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10th July 2011, 08:41
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Originally Posted by tomsaxo
sorry but wtf is planking?
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When tough nuts lay down on odd things and get a photo taken for the l0lz0r!
OP If you want to see police being 'cunts' go try that shit in Spain and you will be praying for a 70 quid fine.
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
I was close to it, so frustrating...my arm was aching like fuck, my dick was sore and my face was hurting from twisting it so much in desperation
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10th July 2011, 08:50
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Lol I didn't know what planking was either, thought you'd thrown a plank of wood at it lol.....well I guess there ain't much to do in Scotland  was a slightly daft thing to do though tbh 
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10th July 2011, 08:53
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Bit dumb, but £70 is a bit much.
Did anyone see that sap of a copper on police interceptors?
"take that sticker off your rover now"
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10th July 2011, 09:35
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hate coppers me like. should of pissed on the driver seat
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10th July 2011, 09:42
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Originally Posted by latza
hate coppers me like
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Did you just string together four random words or was that supposed to actually be a sentence? 
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How much to take my car to Malaga?
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10th July 2011, 09:44
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Did you just string together four random words or was that supposed to actually be a sentence? |
I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!
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10th July 2011, 09:46
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Originally Posted by Dave_E30
I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!
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Oh! I thought it was verbal diarrhea 
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Alright guys & girls, a mate of mine has just started his own recovery firm up based in South Yorkshire that specialise in vehicle transportation to where ever you like, but also offers a range of other services which include Moblie fault code reading and recovery of broken down vehicles.
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Originally Posted by db_sax
How much to take my car to Malaga?
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10th July 2011, 09:47
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I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!
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Aye, fucking smoggies! It's only you lot that do it.
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10th July 2011, 09:50
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oh right...
cunt.
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10th July 2011, 09:54
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This obviously never happened btw.
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Originally Posted by Randyransford91
Alright guys & girls, a mate of mine has just started his own recovery firm up based in South Yorkshire that specialise in vehicle transportation to where ever you like, but also offers a range of other services which include Moblie fault code reading and recovery of broken down vehicles.
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Originally Posted by db_sax
How much to take my car to Malaga?
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10th July 2011, 10:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Easty
When tough nuts lay down on odd things and get a photo taken for the l0lz0r!
OP If you want to see police being 'cunts' go try that shit in Spain and you will be praying for a 70 quid fine.
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aha
fair play, i wouldnt do it myself.
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10th July 2011, 10:50
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what have i started with that thread the other day 
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10th July 2011, 11:04
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Quality but pics or it didn't happen!
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I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!
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And why do northerners miss out half the words in a sentence? I remember my manchester buds mum wrote a note for school as to why he wasn't coming in.
All it said was 'Brad wouldn't get in car'. Thats the best English I've seen from a northerner too. Is their voice classed as an English accent? If you went abroad people would be like wtf are you, you aren't English gtfo.
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drill a hole in the roof in one room and put all the lassies in that room, go up stairs and wank in the hole and see who you jiz on, its not really a game and possibly illegal but sure would be fun
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