Could I get my saxo eastcoast 1.1 to beat my friends 1.25 fiesta?

[cribbton]

We've both just got cars and he think because he has a bigger engine size he'll beat me.

I haven't even passed my test yet but by time i pass (in one months time hopefully) I want my car to be ready to beat his.

what can I do?

[geraintthomas]

So immature ¬_¬ just enjoy your first car!

[Pau1os]

yours is lighter so it probably will beat his.
i had my 1.1 eastcoast maxed out at like 108mph haha

[cribbton]

how did you get it to do that speed? did you change it in anyway? I can't imagine I could get mine to do 100.

I was hoping if I changed a few things like the air filter, oil filter and plugs I'd get a bit more out of her.

[Mochachino]

Grow up

[rey]

You're going to fit in so well here.

The answer btw is, they're both shit slow, so it doesn't matter if one of your granny engined cars is quicker than the other.

Also, not even passed your test and already planning on street racing? You'll be a statistic before long, and another reason for my insurance to go up from the claims resulting from your inevitable crash.

[geraintthomas]

And FYI - I've got an East Coast 1.0ltr. I was in a bit of an emergency the other day and I did close to 100mph on the motorway. The 1.0 is actually 954cc and the 1.1 is actually 1124cc, so it's almost 200cc larger than the 1.0. My point is, yes yours would comfortably do over 100mph.


You're going to fit in so well here.

The answer btw is, they're both shit slow, so it doesn't matter if one of your granny engined cars is quicker than the other.

Also, not even passed your test and already planning on street racing? You'll be a statistic before long, and another reason for my insurance to go up from the claims resulting from your inevitable crash.

Agreed.

[rey]

The 0-60 times are neigh on identical anyway, so it's pointless.

[itslikethat]

You've got to put a supercharger in it mate, that'll take it from currently 234.56 bhp to around 945.34 bhp.

Quids in then ...

[Peter_D]

My old Mk4 Fiesta 1.25 marginally beat a 106 Quiksilver and a 1.4 Westcoast

Just had an exhaust, induction kit and was stripped out..so i doubt your Saxophone would beat his

[cribbton]

I can't remember saying street racing. By beat I mean out perform and yes just generally be quicker and be able to over take him.

So rest assure little buddy I'm not going to organize a race down a race through a school area.

[holdawayt]

Still....... it's a bit sad aint it?

[Mochachino]

You will be able to overtake easily if you aint racing.

Why would you want to overtake your mate anyway if you aint racing, you will both be going to the same place and if not, it aint a race is it. If you aint going the same place then theres no need to overtake a car you can hardly go faster than as he will turn off or you will and it would be a pointless overtake.

Basically you want to race

[cribbton]

jeeesus if i wanted a lecture on safety I would've asked this question on a parenting forum.

I just want to outdo him once. There's not a lot wrong with that.

[Mochachino]

There is.

Your car is slow.

By time you get to 30 its time to slow down again.

[cribbton]

sorry forgot I was asking this question on a super car forum.

I'll go and buy a Ferrari just so I can talk about cars going over 30mph

[holdawayt]

You honestly didn't expect replies like this when you posted the thread? It's not cool to race.

[Mochachino]

sorry forgot I was asking this question on a super car forum.

I'll go and buy a Ferrari just so I can talk about cars going over 30mph

Yeh go on the ferrari forum and ask how to beat your mates landrover offroad

[rey]

Or you could go on a forum where you can talk about driving like a cunt all day long.

[Mochachino]

Yeh, go find the boyracer.com/forum site

[Peter_D]

I think your mates Fiesta will beat you tbh, the 1.25 Zetecs are nippy, but itll be quite close

Racing on public roads aint big and it isn't clever though!!!11

But its fun, i must of had a good 50+ races all in, had 4 on my 1st night driving after passing my test, my win/loss record started off bad with a 0.33 W/L ratio after just one night, but its alot better these days

[Mochachino]

How many races per week do you have Peter? Do you plan on cutting back abit or are you at a safe level of racing now?

[JDub]

Put a spoiler on it, a nice big one, will make it go 10x faster in races sir.

[Piggie]

Could Hartlepool United beat Accrington Stanley????


Whats that?

O nobody gives a fuck

[holdawayt]

I once sneezed whilst eating peas and one went up my internal nostril pipe.
I was walking around thinking I was cool having a snotty pea clinging to my face when the school bully started chanting "Tom's a pea freak, tom's a pea freak".

Haven't touched a fucking pea since, little green bully baid bastards.

[rumble291]

Simples! Sell car, buy a faster one. Other than that no unless your willing to pour money into a 1.1...

[Packham]

Get one of these electric super chargers, they can make a 1.1 faster that a VTS!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-ALL-MODELS-CITROEN-SAXO-VORTEX-ELECTRIC-SUPERCHARGER-AIR-INDUCTION-KIT-/260863277114?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item3cbca9b83a#ht_2471wt_952

[AdamSaxo]

Get one of these electric super chargers, they can make a 1.1 faster that a VTS!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-ALL-MODELS-CITROEN-SAXO-VORTEX-ELECTRIC-SUPERCHARGER-AIR-INDUCTION-KIT-/260863277114?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item3cbca9b83a#ht_2471wt_952

wow, people actually buy them, idiots http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/260844930904#ht_2268wt_1110

[Packham]

Well they give them good feedback, im getting one now :homme:

[EMNDEM]

dont bother trying to race :panic:

[f13sta]

sorry forgot I was asking this question on a super car forum.

I'll go and buy a Ferrari just so I can talk about cars going over 30mph

biggest thing is mate most people are hardcore enthusiasts and enjoy modding their saxo's and making them their own, but what they don't like is being tarnished with the same brush as the twatty chavs who street race take corners too fast and crash- claim and put everyones insurance up.

don't feel angrey mate, if you had asked how you could get cheap insurance for a vtr/s you would have got similar replys, atleast you have got a car wthin you means of insuring ect.

but to answer your question if it wans't close he would beat you, the 1.25 zetec revs better has a better fueling system ( multi point not spi)

we've all done itinfact i sometimes do it when you get people pull up he side of you at traffic lights on dual carridgeways. so will race them up to 60 but stay there, bit stupid i know, but is the biggest thrill i get in my car with the clothes on ;)

[moggyvtr]

Racing stripes :y:

[Manu]

Lexus lights, I'm surprised nobody told him yet. Instant + 15 bhp


sorry forgot I was asking this question on a super car forum.

I'll go and buy a Ferrari just so I can talk about cars going over 30mph

Sounds like you intend to drive like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbLLneR-Umw

I predict 2 cars less on the roads as soon as he gets his license.

[bumbaclarke]

i dont see much wrong with a good race with good competition, dont think ive managed to go out once and not race, theres always someone in the mood for it and i know i always am, if you dont get caught, your doin nothin wrong..
and ive been caught before so i dont need the 'only a matter of time' lecture :)

i bought my saxo for one reason, to have fun in it race people rip my handbrake up just for a laugh.. and im sure thats why alot of people buy them not to sit and wank over how well polished there bonnet is :)

[Manu]

i dont see much wrong with a good race with good competition, dont think ive managed to go out once and not race, theres always someone in the mood for it and i know i always am, if you dont get caught, your doin nothin wrong..
and ive been caught before so i dont need the 'only a matter of time' lecture :)

i bought my saxo for one reason, to have fun in it race people rip my handbrake up just for a laugh.. and im sure thats why alot of people buy them not to sit and wank over how well polished there bonnet is :)

Wow we have another champion on board, welcome to saxP. Your attitude hopefully might change when you will crash. You know the prices of repairs, the price of your premium going up, killing someone or yourself, injuries, or a plainclothed or off duty cop giving you a race then giving you some points and a fine. This sounds like childish philosophy to say that you're doing nothing wrong as long as you don't get caught.

It will come back and bite you in the ass at some point. Even if you don't think so, it's only a matter of time.

[Mochachino]

i dont see much wrong with a good race with good competition, dont think ive managed to go out once and not race, theres always someone in the mood for it and i know i always am, if you dont get caught, your doin nothin wrong..
and ive been caught before so i dont need the 'only a matter of time' lecture :)

i bought my saxo for one reason, to have fun in it race people rip my handbrake up just for a laugh.. and im sure thats why alot of people buy them not to sit and wank over how well polished there bonnet is :)

LMFAO not sure if hes serious?

If you are you must be slightly simple in the head or a proper chav.

[sam_16v]

strip the rear out

[Manu]

LMFAO not sure if hes serious?

If you are you must be slightly simple in the head or a proper chav.

if he is, him or the car (or both for that matter) are not gonna last long. Worst way to F up your tyres by the way.

[SAM-S44MDS-]

i dont see much wrong with a good race with good competition, dont think ive managed to go out once and not race, theres always someone in the mood for it and i know i always am, if you dont get caught, your doin nothin wrong..
and ive been caught before so i dont need the 'only a matter of time' lecture :)

i bought my saxo for one reason, to have fun in it race people rip my handbrake up just for a laugh.. and im sure thats why alot of people buy them not to sit and wank over how well polished there bonnet is :)

Ye I always drive at 100mph everywhere n race everyone that I see on the road cos they are always up for it too.
Then...when I wanna be proper cool I rag it across Mcds carpark n rip my handbrake up.

Oh wait...No I dont because I respect my car, the laws & other road users!!! Im no saint on the road, and we all get carried away with the odd B-road blast etc, you will grow up soon mate, dont worry

[knight-22]

We've both just got cars and he think because he has a bigger engine size he'll beat me.

I haven't even passed my test yet but by time i pass (in one months time hopefully) I want my car to be ready to beat his.

what can I do?

Fit a roll cage and buy a crash helmet.

Oh wait...No I dont because I respect my car, the laws & other road users!!! Im no saint on the road, and we all get carried away with the odd B-road blast etc, you will grow up soon mate, dont worry

hahaha im sorry mate, but your basically saying "i respect the laws of the road, but i still break them anyway."

:homme:

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Fit a roll cage and buy a crash helmet.



hahaha im sorry mate, but your basically saying "i respect the laws of the road, but i still break them anyway."

:homme:

You know what I mean.

I will openly admit that I dont obey EVERY law...do you?
Very very few people will...doesnt mean we dont respect them though!!! I will do 32mph in a 30...over the limit? Yes. Would I do 40 in a 30? Nope, I wouldnt. Unless it was a SERIOUS emergency. In my eyes, that still shows respect for the law as you dont push your luck. If your opinion is that there is no respect shown...thats your opinion.
Do I enjoy my B-road drives? Occasionaly yes, I do. I still wont do 'excessive' speeds though.

[bumbaclarke]

lol i find this quite funny i am actually bein serious i enjoy racing and ive already been caught once in a 1.1 and now im in a vts and im probably worse but hey ho its all part of the fun. and i do enjoy doin a few handbrake turns..
i could sit there admiring how nice the bodywork is and how good of a job ive dont polishing the wheel bolts and engine bay like 90% of you on here but id rather drive my car and have fun in it than shed a tear everytime i get it a tiny bit dirty :)

[SAM-S44MDS-]

lol i find this quite funny i am actually bein serious i enjoy racing and ive already been caught once in a 1.1 and now im in a vts and im probably worse but hey ho its all part of the fun. and i do enjoy doin a few handbrake turns..
i could sit there admiring how nice the bodywork is and how good of a job ive dont polishing the wheel bolts and engine bay like 90% of you on here but id rather drive my car and have fun in it than shed a tear everytime i get it a tiny bit dirty :)

Lol, I actually quite like you. Must be 1 of the first n00bs that hasn't responded with 'shut up u dik cuz evri1 racez n dat init cuz dats wt saxoz r 4'

Word of advice though, 'street racing' on saxp is a no go...so try and avoid mentioning it ;)
Just make sure, that when you are out 'racing' that you know your limits & your cars limits...and make sure you do it in a place where, if anything goes wrong, its only you who dies, and not other people :y:

[bumbaclarke]

lol no obviously not everyone races im not a chav i just think thats my way of having fun, if i wanted to stick to the speed limits and all that bla bla id ask my nan if i could borrow her metro and go out in that, but id rather go out and have fun in my vts for now :D haha

[Saxologist]

Know your limits, Master Wayne.
-Batman has no limits.
Well, you do, sir.
-Well, can't afford to know 'em.

[Manu]

Then smarten up. Your first posts are you claiming to rag the shit out of your car, then posting your ID, facebook, photo of your car with plate and details. Don't even bother trying to delete it because mods can access modified content even if you edited it, then the police by law can request access to content should you be given a court trial.

There are some police officers being members in here, you will give them a giggle or two as you have admitted to causing serious offence twice. Then non members can also read this. If anything serious should happen (and it will if you carry on), don't forget the KY. You're not larger than life, and you certainly cannot see what is in the next blind corner. Your idea of "fun" could become your worse nightmare.

[bumbaclarke]

well nothin has happened yet, and i dont look to far into the future ill worry about them things if it does ever happen. im not going to delete any pictures off of here or anything else. i just find it a little sad that you buy a saxo which is known as a boy racer car then moan about people who have saxos and race in them, go and buy a fiat cinquecento if you dont want your car to be associated with racing

[Manu]

well nothin has happened yet


When you reach the "yet" part of it, your next worry might be about finding the best tyres for your wheel chair. You sound quite childish, I just hope you don't kill someone else when it happens. This, to give you an idea (at 30 mph)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FdnWU5ecg

i just find it a little sad that you buy a saxo which is known as a boy racer car then moan about people who have saxos and race in them

I race. You know, autobahn, track days, nurburgring, that sort of stuff. I don't spin chavs off the lights like yourself. You are potentially heading towards a situation where you will experience real pain, so please spare me the "sad" bit.

[bumbaclarke]

thanks for your input but to be honest it wont change the way i drive ive had lectures from many people ive been banned for speedin once before and its not changed me, im not sure what will and that video did you no favours because i believe im more than capable of noticing a wall or anything else i might hit whilst travelling at 30mph.. but it was an entertaining clip

[Manu]

Suit yourself.

i believe im more than capable of noticing a wall or anything else i might hit whilst travelling at 30mph.. but it was an entertaining clip

you sound like you do a tad bit more than just 30 mph. In your case, a video of baked beans being squeezed out of a tin can would more relevant.

[bumbaclarke]

i dont like beans

[Manu]

http://void-star.net/x/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg

[leemus]

You're going to fit in so well here.

The answer btw is, they're both shit slow, so it doesn't matter if one of your granny engined cars is quicker than the other.

Also, not even passed your test and already planning on street racing? You'll be a statistic before long, and another reason for my insurance to go up from the claims resulting from your inevitable crash.


i am with u there m8 my insurance is a lot as it is.:clapping:

[Furio-Gaz-Saxo]

Wanna race, take it to a track and see how good you are at racing..

when u kill someone and/or yourself, we'll see how much u brag about it after (if you dont kill yourself)

Fed up of people thinking just because you own a saxo, your some little chav that races everything and rips up hand brake and drives like a dick!. but you read comments like his and realise thats why!!

[Tc24]

Not sure if troll, but I'll bite...

We were all new to the roads at some point and had a bit of fun with our first cars... But seriously, if you're going to "rag" your car against your friends, go do it somewhere you know will be deserted.

On another note, your 1.1 is probably already quicker to 60 (that's all that matters in boy racer terms) than the 1.25 Fiesta - I've driven both. Decent first cars, but most definitely not racing material, and especially not on the streets. So congrats on winning the car equivalent of the Special Olympics :y:

[Cam]

Lower on b8s, lower strut brace and strip it out you will kill anything. Dont be a dick and say your going to race on a furom lol.. Get a insurance quote and when it say £3000 plus dont be shocked because as to why the price is so high as its people like you why it is.

[knight-22]

You know what I mean.

I will openly admit that I dont obey EVERY law...do you?

Urm, i would say no, but... mods can access modified content even if you edited it, then the police by law can request access to content should you be given a court trial.

;) Anyway...

Very very few people will...doesnt mean we dont respect them though!!! I will do 32mph in a 30...over the limit? Yes. Would I do 40 in a 30? Nope, I wouldnt. Unless it was a SERIOUS emergency. In my eyes, that still shows respect for the law as you dont push your luck. If your opinion is that there is no respect shown...thats your opinion.

I understand what your getting at, but... In my eyes if you truly respected the law, you wouldnt break it. Yeah you wouldnt get pulled over by the police, but technically if your doing 32 in a 30, its still breaking the law.

As i said though, i know what your saying and i do agree. I love putting my foot down, but theres a time and a place...

Like when in traffic, during the middle of the day. Or through the town during school finishing time. I just love the attention. People are allways waving at me, shouting encouragement, throwing gifts at my car and beeping their horns.

i dont like beans

hahaha definite troll, i mean, who doesnt like beans? :hug:

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Urm, i would say no, but...

;) Anyway...



I understand what your getting at, but... In my eyes if you truly respected the law, you wouldnt break it. Yeah you wouldnt get pulled over by the police, but technically if your doing 32 in a 30, its still breaking the law.

As i said though, i know what your saying and i do agree. I love putting my foot down, but theres a time and a place...

Like when in traffic, during the middle of the day. Or through the town during school finishing time. I just love the attention. People are allways waving at me, shouting encouragement, throwing gifts at my car and beeping their horns.



hahaha definite troll, i mean, who doesnt like beans? :hug:


Me :panic:

[Saxologist]

If you want to race then it's your neck on the line, at the end of the day.

No-one can tell you what to do, and what not to do, Manu expresses a good point (first time for everything lol) But talk to the mothers whose son's where like you, and wrapped themselves round a tree.

Here is a video which will tug on your heart strings, everyone has a mum. Would you be that much of a cunt to break hers?

Please Drive Safely and Defensively - YouTube

[knight-22]

@Saxologist: The picture looked funny so i clicked on the video before reading your post, big mistake. I know its all fake, but its still horrific.

Allthough 1:45, its hardly the drivers fault if some kid suddenly steps out without looking. (unless he was speeding, which it didnt look like). But even going 30 you wouldnt be able to stop in time.

[Saxologist]

Still a shocker, reminds you that a vechile is a capable of killing someone, easily.

People like bumdaclarke, need to respect the roads, and I hope that video has hit home a few things.


Driving like a prick effects everyone on the road. Not just yourself.

[Manu]

@Saxologist: The picture looked funny so i clicked on the video before reading your post, big mistake. I know its all fake, but its still horrific.

Some friends of mine saw a man on a bike getting decapitated. I saw a woman in a pool of blood, just before the emergency crew laid a white sheet on her. It's all fake until you see it for real.

[knight-22]

Some friends of mine saw a man on a bike getting decapitated. I saw a woman in a pool of blood, just before the emergency crew laid a white sheet on her. It's all fake until you see it for real.

Oh yeah i know it happens, but I just meant its fake, as in the video with actors.

[Saxologist]

I saw a bike go up my road, car pulled out and hit him, biker died.

Sometimes you forget about it, other times it makes you shudder.

However *fake* the video is, RTC's happen everyday, I never use my phone when driving, simply because I don't want to be another statistic.

[holdawayt]

I was behind a biker that tried to overtake a lorry.

Lorry overtook cyclist and hit motorbike.

Motorbike rider went under the wheel and his head was forced from his body.

I had to swerve to miss the helmet (containing head).



Fucking horrible and had to pull over to be sick. Then give a witness statement white as a sheet.

[evogirl]

jeeesus if i wanted a lecture on safety I would've asked this question on a parenting forum.

I just want to outdo him once. There's not a lot wrong with that.

They are right in what they are saying.....you will be a statistic if you have an attitude like that. You get one chance in life and to many young drivers are killed on the roads as they are 'inexperienced' and 'naive' drivers. Maybe you don't want a lecture but the 'TRUTH' hurts

I've had some high powered vehicles, for instance, mitsubishi evolution, mitsubishi FTO etc and not once in my 12 years of driving have a raced anyone! I've had lots of offers but I respect my vehicles and my LIFE :clapping:

[chris-hall-yo]

ye its true its dangerous but sometimes its up to that person to choose. aslong as its not on a busy road like round a village or sumin. dual carridgeway or airstrip when its clear is ok now and then.
You can dick him if you drive hard enuff
Just be carfull lol

[devilsadvocate]

i might hit whilst travelling at 30mph..

One can only hope....

Sounds like you are going to end up a statistic.

Loads of people who drive safely end up dying in accidents yet people who drive like dicks end up living....fair eh

[Wongo69]

i dont like beans

Try abit of salt, pepper and a small knob of butter! ;)

[Saxotim]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

[Packham]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

For those 20 seconds or more im free :homme:

[Saxotim]

For those 20 seconds or more im free :homme:

:clapping:

[Furio-Gazza]

If you want speed get a track car or do track days,

On the road why be a total turd & put others life at risk?
tbh i don't know why people want to race and drive fast, its all about using less fuel... meaning saving more money,

You have a 1.1 hardly a rocket now is it so why drive it hard?
it wasn't ment to be raced around.... save and get a decent motor what you can handle

[bumbaclarke]

if i end up a statistic atleast ill be part of something and whilst im racin i concentrate more than when im not and to be fair i know when not to like round town centres or busy times of the day or near schools, mainly on a and b roads, but the b roads are much more fun

[cyne]

if i end up a statistic atleast ill be part of something and whilst im racin i concentrate more than when im not and to be fair i know when not to like round town centres or busy times of the day or near schools, mainly on a and b roads, but the b roads are much more fun

Good, hope when you are part of something you don't make anyone else a part of the same thing.

Have fun dying mate.

[Manu]

lol at the list of poor excuses to be honest. OH I'm all good because I don't trash it near schools during rush hour. Makes you an angel instantly doesn't it. Sounds like you will learn the hard way, just don't kill your mates or some innocent civilian(s) in the process. Karma will get you round the bend at some point.

[Tc24]

Go somewhere like TheYNC and have a look at some of the crash aftermath videos. If this isn't enough to put you off, it's only a matter of time before you and your car create a mangled human/crumpled metal lovechild.

[Saxologist]

Read this:
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=400607

[Ashleyp]

lol i find this quite funny i am actually bein serious i enjoy racing and ive already been caught once in a 1.1 and now im in a vts and im probably worse but hey ho its all part of the fun. and i do enjoy doin a few handbrake turns..
i could sit there admiring how nice the bodywork is and how good of a job ive dont polishing the wheel bolts and engine bay like 90% of you on here but id rather drive my car and have fun in it than shed a tear everytime i get it a tiny bit dirty :)

To be fair... Whilst street racing is for complete noshers. You do have a good point!

Many on this forum would rather sit in and build a high spec car just so they can brag about it on the internet (i don't even need to mention names...). It's much more fun in a semi standard saxo to just go out and have a decent B road blast.

+green rep for you.

On the other hand, having your mates pull your handbrake up etc? thats a grade A douche mistake, and should be left in the macD's car park with the rest of the chavs.

ah well, saxo's are owned by cunts - thats just a fact of life.

[Ashleyp]

Then smarten up. Your first posts are you claiming to rag the shit out of your car, then posting your ID, facebook, photo of your car with plate and details. Don't even bother trying to delete it because mods can access modified content even if you edited it, then the police by law can request access to content should you be given a court trial.

There are some police officers being members in here, you will give them a giggle or two as you have admitted to causing serious offence twice. Then non members can also read this. If anything serious should happen (and it will if you carry on), don't forget the KY. You're not larger than life, and you certainly cannot see what is in the next blind corner. Your idea of "fun" could become your worse nightmare.

Please...

get off your high horse man. the police aren't going to spend all day trolling through a saxo forum.

get a grip.

confessions of the internet: I killed madie, oh shiz... the 5-0 are coming to get me.

[Manu]

never said the police were trolling on here all day. I said they can access content on request for enquiry purposes. As a matter of fact, read the news: some got nicked for "inciting riots" on Facebook. Please learn to read instead of reinterpreting my posts.

[bumbaclarke]

i never said i was an angel on the roads i know im not ashleyp is the only person on here to reply with a normal answer rather than everyone else with their heads up their arses thinking they are perfect and de-grading people for having a little fun on the road. and i dont get why people post these articles ive seen people crash before and to be honest i just get bored of driving like my grandma so i like to put my foot down :)

[Manu]

http://www.goodletterwriting.co.uk/letter-writing-images/punctuation-rules-in-english.jpg

[Prickle]

Hi mate,

I think to beat his 1.25 you would have to undo your manifold and bolt it on upside down than cut a hole on the bonnet for the screamer pipe. next for the cold air feed attach it right next to the manifold as the hotter the air the engine sucks in the fast you go, how do you think ferraris etc reach such high mph..

handling; firstly id add some bricks in the boot to make the car lower thus less resistance. for the front id chop the shockers and springs down and re-weld them up.

a guide (c) john_gee.

[Ashleyp]

never said the police were trolling on here all day. I said they can access content on request for enquiry purposes. As a matter of fact, read the news: some got nicked for "inciting riots" on Facebook. Please learn to read instead of reinterpreting my posts.

You are the biggest nosher on the forum.

You spouted so much shit to the new guy about how the police may find out about his posts if they needed it.

yes i know about that incident regarding facebook, and i didnt misinterpret your post at all, it's pretty obvious what you meant. youre just acting clever to the noobs sitting behind your computer screen.

And, just to confirm - your mixes are absolute dogshit too Emmanuel.

[bumbaclarke]

LOL i think ashleyp is on the same wave length as me and maybe other normal people will understand my opinion too :)
and i cant believe how many people are posting stupid answers on here.. we know the 2 cars arent the fastest but they are new drivers and cant afford to insure many other things, just race and see what happens fuck what all the bum lovin ''perfect drivers'' are saying :)

[Damask]

tbh, best thing you can do is be a better driver than him, neither car has a massive advantage, just make sure you can handle your car before even thinking about it, or everyone on here will be proved right :)

i dont knwo what ashley put, but get rid of weight, cheapest option :)

[Manu]

You are the biggest nosher on the forum.

You spouted so much shit to the new guy about how the police may find out about his posts if they needed it.

yes i know about that incident regarding facebook, and i didnt misinterpret your post at all, it's pretty obvious what you meant.

And, just to confirm - your mixes are absolute dogshit too Emmanuel.
ok, I apologise. The guy should feel free to drive like a knob, and you are 100% right to back him up. Also thanks for the feedback Mr. P, first time ever I hear the word "dogshit" though I suspect this is motivated by the desire to make a personal attack on me.

I'm curious to see your website and hear your mixes. If mine ranks as "dogshit", then I guess you must have produced some legendary stuff. Please enlighten me with your mixing science.

youre just acting clever to the noobs sitting behind your computer screen.

Pot, kettle, black, *you're. Would you prefer me to act dumb? Here, heeerp, deeeerp. Gablarg I can count to potato. Timmmeeh

[holdawayt]

I like TURTLES

[Prickle]

I like TURTLES heads*

each to their own imo.

[JackCopley]

Wanna race, take it to a track and see how good you are at racing..

when u kill someone and/or yourself, we'll see how much u brag about it after (if you dont kill yourself)

Fed up of people thinking just because you own a saxo, your some little chav that races everything and rips up hand brake and drives like a dick!. but you read comments like his and realise thats why!!

Hahaha QUALITY THREAD!

I agree with this, if you think you can race or want to race take it to a track and do it properly in controlled conditions.
And about everyone thinking your a chav if you own a saxo... this is exactly why, if you want to show off by 'overtaking your mate' why dont you just make your saxo your own and show off that way or just buy something else?

[Tc24]

Hi mate,

I think to beat his 1.25 you would have to undo your manifold and bolt it on upside down than cut a hole on the bonnet for the screamer pipe. next for the cold air feed attach it right next to the manifold as the hotter the air the engine sucks in the fast you go, how do you think ferraris etc reach such high mph..

handling; firstly id add some bricks in the boot to make the car lower thus less resistance. for the front id chop the shockers and springs down and re-weld them up.

a guide (c) john_gee.

This. Also, don't forget to save some weight. Remove the driver's airbag and seatbelt (did you know that combined, these can weigh up to 400kg?!). And remember, make sure to take corners quickly, otherwise you'll get cold tyres and crash :y:

[bumbaclarke]

each to their own some people would rather 'make a car their own' and pay alot of money to do it but i wouldnt say its worth doin that to a saxo to be honest. but some people would rather show off their car by overtaking, which is the way id rather do it, and all the people i know with cars when were out will all do the same try and be the fastest as its more fun than sitting one behind the other for miles on end :)

[Southpaw]

Or you could go on a forum where you can talk about driving like a cunt all day long.

haha ! made me pee a lil

[KelVTS90]

what a bunch of ruddy spouts!

[danny-vts]

To be fair... Whilst street racing is for complete noshers. You do have a good point!

Many on this forum would rather sit in and build a high spec car just so they can brag about it on the internet (i don't even need to mention names...). It's much more fun in a semi standard saxo to just go out and have a decent B road blast.

+green rep for you.

On the other hand, having your mates pull your handbrake up etc? thats a grade A douche mistake, and should be left in the macD's car park with the rest of the chavs.

ah well, saxo's are owned by cunts - thats just a fact of life.

bit harsh :fcuk:

[devilsadvocate]

bit harsh :fcuk:

He's got a point, I just bought a VTS and I would consider myself a Cunt in all fairness

[Lewneylew]

Nothing wrong with driving like a cunt. Its our perogative at the end of the day. And I garuntee you your eastcoast will pis all over your mates fiesta on the straight and round the twistys. I had one of them

[Lewneylew]

A fiesta I mean btw. On the other hand. The fiesta will spend alot less time at the mechanic. If you drive anything like me that is. Lol. Anyway. Good luck with your test. Hope you pass?

[djt-1992]

ah well, saxo's are owned by cunts - thats just a fact of life.

so i just passed my test 4 months ago? i drive sensible... my insureance wouldnt let me drive till i had a traker fitted so they could keep an eye on me....

after 90 days i got a £370 reduction on my insurance premium... does the make me a cunt?

cos to be honest im 19 i got a 1.4 saxo.... yeah the 1st time i drove on my own i felt like racing but then i thought about the consequences... i remembered how my granparents were in a accident and someone speeding crashed into them (that survived after the metro was rolled 3 times)

if people say "i dont want to drive like a grandma you pretty much saying "i want to die in a crash" is that cool? does it make you feel big after you have ruined someone elses life? because one day you will speed around a corner too fast swerve to avoid something and crash into the front of a oncoming lorry... then will you be bragging? no because you would be DEAD! enough said....

[Prickle]

:wacko:

[Damask]

Ok, voice of some mild experience here.
As many on here will jump at the chance to tell you, i drive like a tit at times. Now im all for putting your foot down on a familiar backroad with noone around, i had a little race with a ford fiesta up the a1 once on a stretch i knew had no cameras, at 2 oclock in the monring when it was dead. But i lost control once, and almost payed for it, then the second time, my car went in a ditch because i had failed to notice some of the simplest of factors had changed (like my tyres had gone that low that they had less grip than a guy trying to wank over jodie marsh) Now, im stuck getting lifts to work, my gfs parents hate me because she was in the car with me, and im going to be branded a 'shit driver' in the realms of sax-p for all eternity.

Drive safely, know when to fuck around, and never drive too fast on an unfamiliar road or when there can be others around.

anyway, its been weeks and from what i can tell, your not dead. so who won the race ;)

[Mochachino]

Ok, voice of some mild experience here.
As many on here will jump at the chance to tell you, i drive like a tit at times. Now im all for putting your foot down on a familiar backroad with noone around, i had a little race with a ford fiesta up the a1 once on a stretch i knew had no cameras, at 2 oclock in the monring when it was dead. But i lost control once, and almost payed for it, then the second time, my car went in a ditch because i had failed to notice some of the simplest of factors had changed (like my tyres had gone that low that they had less grip than a guy trying to wank over jodie marsh) Now, im stuck getting lifts to work, my gfs parents hate me because she was in the car with me, and im going to be branded a 'shit driver' in the realms of sax-p for all eternity.

Drive safely, know when to fuck around, and never drive too fast on an unfamiliar road or when there can be others around.

anyway, its been weeks and from what i can tell, your not dead. so who won the race ;)

I like tits.

[Ross]

I once sneezed whilst eating peas and one went up my internal nostril pipe.
I was walking around thinking I was cool having a snotty pea clinging to my face when the school bully started chanting "Tom's a pea freak, tom's a pea freak".

Haven't touched a fucking pea since, little green bully baid bastards.

Bump just for this epic comment.

And for the epic thread in general. What a cunt.

[bbracer16valver]

racing is fun! :D i race everywhere and im 28 and i'll never stop :) been driving years and well if its a 1.1 or 2L turbo its getting full beans! if in doubt flat out i hear!

BUT i set my car up for it, so drop the 1.1 get some 15s on it better tires and 206 266mm brakes out handle him in the lanes much more fun and a WHOLE lot safer than flat out on a straight tryin to out do each other with 45 brake! :D and disconect the airbag it hurts trust ;)

[Saxjoe]

why race these cars?

[rey]

racing is fun! :D i race everywhere and im a massive cunt and i'll never stop :) been driving years and well if its a 1.1 or 2L turbo its getting full beans! if in doubt flat out i hear!

BUT i set my car up for it, so drop the 1.1 get some 15s on it better tires and 206 266mm brakes out handle him in the lanes much more fun and a WHOLE lot safer than flat out on a straight tryin to out do each other with 45 brake! :D and disconect the airbag it hurts trust ;)

Cool story brah

[bbracer16valver]

Cool story brah

was wernt it :afro:

[Ross]

racing is fun! :D i race everywhere and im 28 and i'll never stop :) been driving years and well if its a 1.1 or 2L turbo its getting full beans! if in doubt flat out i hear!

BUT i set my car up for it, so drop the 1.1 get some 15s on it better tires and 206 266mm brakes out handle him in the lanes much more fun and a WHOLE lot safer than flat out on a straight tryin to out do each other with 45 brake! :D and disconect the airbag it hurts trust ;)

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab74/rossdagley/Animated%20GIFs/CoolStoryBrogif_zpsacda716c.gif

goodie. Another person spamming everything to get the mythical 100 posts. I love these. :)

[FurioBoy17]

Lol mate, you honestly expected people not to reply to you like this? You obviously do want to race your mate, god knows why when both your cars are slow as hell. My mate has a 1.0 east coast, changed his air filter n couple other bits, he got like 2hp more lol. They say most people crash their 1st car, i can see you will be one of those people. If you didnt want a lecture in safety then you shouldnt of put up such a dumbass thread. You should listen to these messages because people are talking sense, enjoy your 1st car, dont chav it up, drive like a cock n try out doing your mates, its not clever n you just look like a twat. Also changing your oil and plugs wont make it quicker lmfao! xD

[Saxjoe]

Don't care at all if you kill yourself but it's not fair that you plan to "race" on public roads when you have little to no driving experience and put other peoples lives at risk just so you can see who's 1.0 hatchback is faster.

[devilsadvocate]

racing is fun! :D i race everywhere and im 28 and i'll never stop :) been driving years and well if its a 1.1 or 2L turbo its getting full beans! if in doubt flat out i hear!

BUT i set my car up for it, so drop the 1.1 get some 15s on it better tires and 206 266mm brakes out handle him in the lanes much more fun and a WHOLE lot safer than flat out on a straight tryin to out do each other with 45 brake! :D and disconect the airbag it hurts trust ;)

Nearly spat out my breakfast when reading this :panic:

Driving live a cunt on a public road is.... well...... cuntish.
Everyone puts their foot down sometimes but there is a time and a place and its certainly not every time you get in the car....unless of course you want to end up a statistic.

Not sure how old you are but I am guessing, not old enough to know better. Either that or an adult who has Peter Pan syndrome.

People never take into account: Road conditions, weather conditions, visibility, other drivers, brakes, suspension. You should watch the WRC and enjoy that, not try to replicate the same in your shitbox of a 1.1 Saxo...

[Manu]

The idiot in the 1.1

At some point you will have hair growing in funny places. Or maybe you'll just crash and die before that even happens, please just make sure you only kill yourself.

[Manu]

The idiot in the 1.1

At some point you will have hair growing in funny places. Or maybe you'll just crash and die before that even happens, please just make sure you only kill yourself.

[CHAOS-THEORY]

Such immature thread & replies, why Y U NO REPLY IN A MATURE WAY !!!!
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Dude, don't listen to them, heres the steps on how to beat your mate's fiesta or whatever it is...

1- buy a mistubishi Evo9 mr.

2- i know it's expensive, but as they say since you can afford an Evo 9 you can afford a Toyota supra...

3- so, buy a toyota supra.

4- open the hood of the evo, you should find an engine (if you dont know what that is; search for it ); if you can find it, you're in the right way so far ! go to next step

5- now, disassemble the whole ride.

6- take the turbo engine from it, and place it in the Saxo... ( again if you dont know how to do that; ask a dentist obviously )

PS: if you don't find a turbo there, read step 3 ! then re read step 6 !

7- don't forget; the hood !! it's everything to make the turbo work ! ... so close it.

8- enjoy the beat up !

9- dont PM me :y:

10- Praise the mod so he doesn't warn me for the bump :y:

have a nice day

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i am sick today, that should be enought.