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mistysunset
27th December 2006, 18:44
i was looking at these 4.99 quid chips on abay thday, what are they like?:drink:

Josh_Phipps
27th December 2006, 18:45
SHITE - stay away lol

TU-Tuning
27th December 2006, 18:53
Fucks your engine up. Stay away. If they were that good they would be fitted as standard

Mark51
27th December 2006, 18:56
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

think you get the idea, lol

Mitchell
27th December 2006, 18:58
there 4.99... what do u think.

landy
27th December 2006, 19:00
i would advise you to buy them if you wanna fuck your car up

AM4R
27th December 2006, 20:24
have u seen the pics of em next to a chav on ebay, that explains it all, lol

Barry123
27th December 2006, 20:59
if you still want to... just go to maplins and buy a cheapy resistor.

you'll save about £4.50

TU-Tuning
27th December 2006, 23:23
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UPGRADE-MOD-5-20BHP-CITROEN-AX-CX-C3-C5-XANTIA-SAXO-VTR_W0QQitemZ290065527248QQihZ019QQcategoryZ32094Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

lmao i see what ya mean now. Thats funny as

axsaxoman
27th December 2006, 23:25
I,ve got some "magic beans" for sale and a goose that lays a golden egg

Sean
27th December 2006, 23:26
how much for the beans, they may cure my fuelling problems

dsh85
27th December 2006, 23:28
I,ve got some "magic beans" for sale and a goose that lays a golden egg

can we have a group buy on the 'magic beans'

Sean
27th December 2006, 23:29
danny your car needs more than magic beans to make it quick mate ;)

gmc magic beans group buy:

Sean
Danny (dsh85)

stevenet15
28th December 2006, 02:04
haha i jsut looked on the link quote:

"works a treat 0-60 down from 11.3 to 8.2 "

thats fcking jokes, lmao down 2.9seconds hahahahaha but then i kept reading and someone has turned to the darkside, quote:

"BUY NOW FRIDAY!! ARIVED SAT MORNING! PRODUCT WORKS TO SAXO VTR!! RECOMEND FULLY"


This can damage ur car as it tricks the ecu into thinking your engine is cold so the injectors inject a little more fuel to try warm it up to opperating temperature even tho its hot, this extra fuel can do a thing called boar wash were the extra fuel removes the lubrication off the cylinder bore and can cause premature engine failure, please stay away from these

Yates
28th December 2006, 09:18
i heard hessle had 3 on his, its how he beat danny

Easty
28th December 2006, 11:51
danny your car needs more than magic beans to make it quick mate ;)

gmc magic beans group buy:

Sean
Danny (dsh85)

Sean
Danny (dsh85)
Easty

Whats the catch?

Connor_scotland
28th December 2006, 12:06
well for a bit of banter last year i bought one for 60p

put it in the saxo and the thing owuldnt start so i emailed the guy loads asking how fast it opwuld make my 1.1 and why it wouldnt start then he gave up and i got a refund lol

DevilDamo
28th December 2006, 12:52
Get five of them and you could see yourself with an extra 100bhp ;)

Euphoria
28th December 2006, 13:28
dont they make the engine think its colder than it realy is? just ruins the engine...

Predator_R32
28th December 2006, 15:06
im definately up for some magic beans

Sean
Danny (dsh85)
Easty
Predator_VTR

hesslevtr
28th December 2006, 16:03
i heard hessle had 3 on his, its how he beat danny

nah there mcain chips i have they work better

i told you not to tell anyone

Sean
28th December 2006, 16:04
Right- spoken to John@gmc, he says just to phone up and mention you're a sax-p member and the beans will be discounted.
*NOTE THE MAGIC BEANS DO NOT WORK ON 3-PLUG ECUS*

Barry123
28th December 2006, 16:06
apparently they dont work on dervs :upset:

is there an alternative?

Sean
28th December 2006, 16:11
buy the goose with the golden egg, take off the inlet pipe and crack the egg into it. bingo.

Barry123
28th December 2006, 16:12
:clapping: