girls and confidence trouble!

[JayTfurio]

stupid thing to talk about i know but its realy doing my head in now! basically i have not been out with a girl for over a year now and i just feel like i have no confidence what so ever! a few years ago i was so different i was dating girls doing stuff all the time like but now things just have gone down hill! i see my best mates all with their girlfriends all the time and it sometimes gets to me like! theres loads of girls at college i like but just havnt got the balls to go over and say something! dont mean to sound cocky like but im not exactly ugly and im an outgoing sort of person that well known if you get me! anyway what should i do? sorry for the essay!

[xsmile_be_happyx]

join my club, except mines is with guys not girls, you just need to try and build up some confidence, easier said than done, i know, go out with your mates, have a laugh, let them help, worked for me once. Im rubbish at advice on this subject really, cause i need it myself, but i know how you feel :hug:

[Graham]

is it me or does it seem that the older you get the harder it is to find a decent girl? all the good ones get taken up too quickly

[Chris_87]

Big head :P, dunno mate I always find having a drink helps me with my confidence but that's cheating, I'm kinda thinking the thought of rejection is embaressing so like if you feel that way getting over that would help. But i'm fairly cr*p with confidence myself so I can't talk.

I think as you get older, the confidence you had when you were 15 and had a different gf every week leaves you lol!

[Barry123]

Join a few clubs and societies in school and outside of it... join the netball squad or something. that way you are, forced if you like, to chat to each other. also it helps spread your friendship base so you end up meeting more people through them and hopefully a corker of a lass.

[Barry123]

Big head :P, dunno mate I always find having a drink helps me with my confidence but that's cheating, I'm kinda thinking the thought of rejection is embaressing so like if you feel that way getting over that would help. But i'm fairly cr*p with confidence myself so I can't talk.

I was going say 'get absolutely mashed and then go chat to a prospective shag about the contents of your stomach' <- worked for me.

[Kevvv]

Im a person who is great with people i dont like (as in want), everything seems normal and i can make em piss emselves and say right things etc...

Then when you like someone it all changes, i lose my confidence and do everything wrong :(

[Graham]

Im a person who is great with people i dont like (as in want), everything seems normal and i can make em piss emselves and say right things etc...

Then when you like someone it all changes, i lose my confidence and do everything wrong :(

same here :panic:

[Barry123]

I just let the lasses do the talking to be honest. you invariably find they are chatter boxes and wont shut up. its not so much about confidence but finding a topic you both can talk about... tv programmes, music, sports, or bitching about people you both dont like

[Graham]

its hard to get chatting to them though if they are a complete stranger to you. how do you break the ice?

[Graham]

if you go up to them and introduce yourself or something, you never know if their gonna turn around and say piss off :P

[Barry123]

if you go up to them and introduce yourself or something, you never know if their gonna turn around and say piss off :P

naaa i wouldnt have the balls to simply walk up to lass and chatting but as i say I'd make use of my friends and their acquaintances to meet various lasses and then go from there.

[JayTfurio]

im not alone here then lol that helps! yeah i mean for example at college there are girls that i look at and they look back and you get the impression they like you and then you find out from your mate they are taken, that realy pisses me off! ive just lost my confidence altogether and thats it tbh, i just need to meet a girl i realy like that shares the same interests and have a decent long term relationship! that will do me the world of good! also another example is that i was supposed to be going ibiza with a mate of mine but now hes going away with his bird!

[djrem]

im confident.

If anythin i like my own voice too much. God i wish there was a female me.

[geordielass]

if you go up to them and introduce yourself or something, you never know if their gonna turn around and say piss off :P

well most lasses would actually respect you for doin it ! theres just the odd few bitches who would laugh at a lad for doin that ........

im crap at walkin up to a lad i like and tryin to talk to him i just make my self look like a complete fool so dont worry everybody wether its lads or lasses find it hard confidence wise sometimes ! :hug:

[Jaytee]

Tbh i find it fairly easy to talk to girls, you just need to find a common ground, if you can make them laugh your halfway there mate, i ain exactly a looker so i have to rely on my personality and a bit of charm. But im told im funny so that really does help alot.

[Graham]

also another example is that i was supposed to be going ibiza with a mate of mine but now hes going away with his bird!

oh well hes loss, i'd much rather go to ibiza then on holiday with the missus! im sure you can find another mate to go with

[Barry123]

ok imagine if a lass (doesnt have to be fit) just came up to you and started smiling and chatting and that... how would you feel? Personally I'd be pretty flattered by it and make the effort to talk back regardless of whether or not i thought she was fit.

So maybe a girl will think the same thing...:detective:

The other thing is, if you're looking for love then you're less likely to get it. Aim for friendship first even the ones you dont find instantly attractive... you may find it easier to chat and never know what might come about from it.

[geordielass]

im confident.

If anythin i like my own voice too much.

yeah thats verry true mr rem lol ;)

[funkmaster-fresh]

you never hear of a pub or club?
have a few beers and start dancin with some random bird on the floor?
or have a few beers and start chattin to some random bird?
either way, have a few beers, coz if u dont get anywhere at least the nite aint a total loss lol.
thats how i always picked up women, on a nite out, end up kissen em, exchange numbers and then things went from there!
best way if u ask me lol, least that way u dont have to struggle talkin to some girl in the middle of school.. and shes like why are u hitting on me in school for? lol.
get blocked and talk crap, cant go wrong lol

[MTR]

It's very simple with women. 'Confidence is the key'

Just be slightly cheeky but always confident. It's a fine line but never put yourself down in front of someone. You have to believe yourself though, start by thinking, 'If they don't like me, they are not good enough for me'.
Good luck, you will get there. :y:

[MarkyG]

im the same, but after meeting this girl tuesday, i feel so much better, we get on really well and we are arrangin meeting up again...............:):):)

many of you guys gave me the advice and cheers to you all!!

[Clarkson]

stupid thing to talk about i know but its realy doing my head in now! basically i have not been out with a girl for over a year now and i just feel like i have no confidence what so ever! a few years ago i was so different i was dating girls doing stuff all the time like but now things just have gone down hill! i see my best mates all with their girlfriends all the time and it sometimes gets to me like! theres loads of girls at college i like but just havnt got the balls to go over and say something! dont mean to sound cocky like but im not exactly ugly and im an outgoing sort of person that well known if you get me! anyway what should i do? sorry for the essay!

Just come on a night out with clarkson.

You wont fail.

[bullit]

your young lads, i cant believe you actually care, lol. you should be out lashed up with a different bird everyweek.

[JayTfurio]

yeah i totally agree there bullit, i do go out with me mates n drink and have a laugh but on the girl front it just aint happenin, people will start thinking im gay soon haha! just need the right girl to come along out the blue!

[Yates]

yeah i totally agree there bullit, i do go out with me mates n drink and have a laugh but on the girl front it just aint happenin, people will start thinking im gay soon haha! just need the right girl to come along out the blue!

ever thought you may just be ugly??

[mattc]

you never hear of a pub or club?
have a few beers and start dancin with some random bird on the floor?
or have a few beers and start chattin to some random bird?
either way, have a few beers, coz if u dont get anywhere at least the nite aint a total loss lol.

What a ledgend!!!!!! That's quality!!!

[kcsaxo]

in all honesty just get on with your life and you will suddenly find someone who you like and for some reason get on with like a house on fire. too many people want partners and end up choosing someone that will just do FOR NOW and end up splitting a few months down the line. is it really worth it?

i find that by getting on with whats important in my life, i suddenly see someone who i like and just strike up a convo to see what theyre like. if we get on its cool and if not just move on. the only thing that gets hurt is your pride. if they laugh at you then its only them who lost out on a great friendship.

[Ruddy]

Dont go for the stuck up cows, look at her surroundings on your approach analyse her moves and shakes then plan your attack, which in my case is make a total dick outta yourself get her involved laughing at you. Then with you, cheeky smile the odd wink bob is my uncle and i dont have an aunt fanny.

Sayer the pimp ftw.

[Barry123]

too many people want partners and end up choosing someone that will just do FOR NOW and end up splitting a few months down the line. is it really worth it?

for a shag... defo worth it.

[Cal]

Fuck, this thread's pretty deep!

BEER is key...

[Didz]

i know how you feel, when i was younger and not in a relationship (which i am now) i never really spoke to lads when i went out apart from telling the idiots to p**s off! i would never know what to say so i just didnt bother! i have never had any confidence since my ex cheated on me, and treated me really badly, and my current bf has been trying very hard and helping me alot to get it back slowly!
i really hope you get this solved and find yourself a nice girl!

[littleracer]

just get hammered and your confidence will spirral lol,youl be after models lol.
I can't get any confidence in talking to women about fuck all when iam sober.
normally if i try i go all red and blush then look silly.
when iam pissed iam totally different and funnier which i think women like.

shit just saw how old this is lol.
it was in the related links to another thread pmsfl.

[leeroybrown]

Sayer = Saxp's Loveeeeee doctor

[Danr]

Once you get few a couple your confidence will improve no end. Get out there and do your best. It doesn't matter if you get rejected :)

[Clouds_mate]

Nothing says morning then a thread thats a year old.

[Danr]

wonder if he's got any since....

[wallsy]

wonder if he's got any since....

Would feel really sorry for him if he hadn't...

[Ruddy]

Do people actually spend six days trawling through the lost pages of sax-p to bump an old thread? I dont get it...............

[Tupps]

Do people actually spend six days trawling through the lost pages of sax-p to bump an old thread? I dont get it...............

It's all about being the first to make the witty reply on sax-p

[shooorn94]

Person who bumps the first thread ever created in general chat will get rep I assure you. :y:

[endlesstimes]

Sorry if someones already said this as i havent read through the entire posts on this thread, I would say though when it comes to finding a girlfriend you usually meet them through say school/college/university/friends/work etc not on nights out really but this isnt ALWAYS the case i guess its just been that way for me and other people i know really? i mean most of the girls ive "pulled" on nights out have never really developed into relationships tbh with you..

Hope that helps mate, Just be patient you will find someone :)

Domo!

[Quick]

Person who bumps the first thread ever created in general chat will get rep I assure you. :y:

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1

[shooorn94]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1

bah test forum, simo and Suie messing about :p

[kelvanator1]

Sorry if someones already said this as i havent read through the entire posts on this thread, I would say though when it comes to finding a girlfriend you usually meet them through say school/college/university/friends/work etc not on nights out really but this isnt ALWAYS the case i guess its just been that way for me and other people i know really? i mean most of the girls ive "pulled" on nights out have never really developed into relationships tbh with you..

Hope that helps mate, Just be patient you will find someone :)

Domo!



These guy talks sence good lad


TBH who wants a bird, jst have more than one or jst do the business and leave it as that.


But i am only 18 so maybe in the future haha

[Oli_K]

stupid thing to talk about i know but its realy doing my head in now! basically i have not been out with a girl for over a year now and i just feel like i have no confidence what so ever! a few years ago i was so different i was dating girls doing stuff all the time like but now things just have gone down hill! i see my best mates all with their girlfriends all the time and it sometimes gets to me like! theres loads of girls at college i like but just havnt got the balls to go over and say something! dont mean to sound cocky like but im not exactly ugly and im an outgoing sort of person that well known if you get me! anyway what should i do? sorry for the essay!

weed smoker ?

[Robb]

took me 2 years to build the confidence to ask my mrs if i could wee on her...

[Gabbastard]

heres how you do it, and this is fact. treat them like shit after youve got to know them. i act like a dick a lot of the time and lasses love it.

[immense]

Just finding something to spark a conversation is the hard part.......... especially with someone you don't really know...... hmmm.

[Curran]

kick her.....twice

and smack her in the face with a chair.

it worked for me.

true story.

it was an accident but i want to sound hard

i'm still with her now.

[stendog]

if you offer them a drink they're not going to say no to a free drink, gets you chattin, make them laugh and your almost their. realisticly they're not going to be like piss off, but if they do who cares you dont even know them so why does it matter? if they tell you to piss off they obviously not the girl you want anyway!

[immense]

How do you get chatting to a girl at work then? (in an office) that you don't work with in the same team?

[Chuffy]

And remember:

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money!

[Rogz]

berst chat up line tht always works for me is "dont scream ive got a knife!"

[dsh85]

i have the cure for confidence issues!















http://www.essexuncovered.com/weekendatdaves/Fosters-Pint.jpg

to see a better explanation click the link (NSFW-BOOBS)
http://www.midnight-ride.com/images/Events_2001/rockandblues/fosters.jpg

[Rogz]

has any 1had that new foster with a scuba in it? what a load of balls... taste like fking foam!

[Robb]

has any 1had that new foster with a scuba in it? what a load of balls... taste like fking foam!

seen that the other day.

not worth a try then?

[JC-Furio]

It's all about being the first to make the witty reply on sax-p

Too right.

How do you people dig up threads this old anyway lol?

[Rogz]

seen that the other day.

not worth a try then?Well... if ur a fan of normal fosters get that tbh

if u fancy a change av a try its not terrible but not great lol... needs to be cold!

[HayleyVts]

if some bloke walked up to me and said hello etc id be flattered u shud go for it.:hug:
sometimes confidence is important but you can go to far with it.
like the lads who shout out shit "oi oi" "get ur tits out" urh its funny but not a good impression!
(basildon sat nite, yeah im talking to u boys! lol)

[HayleyVts]

i didnt realise this thread was a month old!

[Rogz]

if some bloke walked up to me and said hello etc id be flattered u shud go for it.:hug:
sometimes confidence is important but you can go to far with it.
like the lads who shout out shit "oi oi" "get ur tits out" urh its funny but not a good impression!
(basildon sat nite, yeah im talking to u boys! lol)
TITS OUT! :P

nah i found wen shouting at lasys "give me a wiggle" is far more flattering, less offensive, and has around a90% success rate :) then followed by a cheeky grin :P

[littleracer]

if some bloke walked up to me and said hello etc id be flattered u shud go for it.:hug:
sometimes confidence is important but you can go to far with it.
like the lads who shout out shit "oi oi" "get ur tits out" urh its funny but not a good impression!
(basildon sat nite, yeah im talking to u boys! lol)

i go bassy and i don't do that,i must be a good lil boy lol:P
i would never ask a women to get them out,not in public anyways lol.

[HayleyVts]

hahaha give us a wiggle?! thats quite funny actually but may come across offensive if shes got a few extra pounds

[littleracer]

:pi didnt realise this thread was a month old!

i reserected it from near death,never to be looked at again.:p

[littleracer]

hahaha give us a wiggle?! thats quite funny actually but may come across offensive if shes got a few extra pounds

what coloure is your saxo so if i see you at bassy i can shou out 'gis a wiggle lol.

[JC-Furio]

if you offer them a drink they're not going to say no to a free drink, gets you chattin, make them laugh and your almost their. realisticly they're not going to be like piss off, but if they do who cares you dont even know them so why does it matter? if they tell you to piss off they obviously not the girl you want anyway!

True, the one that drops her pants to the thought of a free WKD is the one. ;)

[Rogz]

hahaha give us a wiggle?! thats quite funny actually but may come across offensive if shes got a few extra poundswell you have to be selective really! im not really a massive fan of larger ladys so i tend to shout it at the girls with nice little pert bums :D

would you give us a wiggle ;)

THE INTERNETS GREAT!

[HayleyVts]

what coloure is your saxo so if i see you at bassy i can shou out 'gis a wiggle lol.

its silver, quite low with alloys nice and subtle! im always down there, im the blonde bird who plays alot of garage lol

[Pat_Vts]

if some bloke walked up to me and said hello etc id be flattered u shud go for it.:hug:
sometimes confidence is important but you can go to far with it.
like the lads who shout out shit "oi oi" "get ur tits out" urh its funny but not a good impression!
(basildon sat nite, yeah im talking to u boys! lol)

eeeeeeeeeee... im down bas on sat nights... and i dont say these stuff but i giv nice looks:P

u out this sat night?:P

[HayleyVts]

well you have to be selective really! im not really a massive fan of larger ladys so i tend to shout it at the girls with nice little pert bums :D

would you give us a wiggle ;)

THE INTERNETS GREAT!

yeah il give you a wiggle!
whos to say im not the size of a :xmastree: haha

[HayleyVts]

eeeeeeeeeee... im down bas on sat nights... and i dont say these stuff but i giv nice looks:P

u out this sat night?:P

if thats you in your avatar picture then YES I AM lol

[Pat_Vts]

its silver, quite low with alloys nice and subtle! im always down there, im the blonde bird who plays alot of garage lol

hmm basildon strip?

[JC-Furio]

yeah il give you a wiggle!
whos to say im not the size of a :xmastree: haha

they might like trees ;)

specially xmas trees.

[Pat_Vts]

if thats you in your avatar picture then YES I AM lol

yehhhhhhh bbe thts me ;)

[Pat_Vts]

pm me ur msn addy;)

[JC-Furio]

yehhhhhhh bbe thts me ;)

On the front of a gay mag, she's pulled! :p

[HayleyVts]

hmm basildon strip?

yeah :y:

[Rogz]

yeah il give you a wiggle!
whos to say im not the size of a :xmastree: hahawell if u r ill b polite and if ur fit ill get you so drunk you'll never even remember what your supposed to be regreting 2moro

christ sometimes i scare myself!

[Rogz]

On the front of a gay mag, she's pulled! :pyeah sounds like a keeper "Hi mum i'd like you meet my new bf... Bruce! Hes and aquarius!"


hahah

[Pat_Vts]

On the front of a gay mag, she's pulled! :p

yhhh jealousss?:P

[Lozza_vtr]

This has turned into a chat up thread. lol. :clapping: Get in there.

[HayleyVts]

yeah sounds like a keeper "Hi mum i'd like you meet my new bf... Bruce! Hes and aquarius!"


hahah

we have gone slightly off topic here, but i think we all know who has confidence on here!

[JC-Furio]

yhhh jealousss?:P

Very :(

[Pat_Vts]

we have gone slightly off topic here, but i think we all know who has confidence on here!

yeah and im waitin for ur msn tbh

[JC-Furio]

we have gone slightly off topic here, but i think we all know who has confidence on here!

Is it... Rogz?

[JC-Furio]

yeah and im waitin for ur msn tbh

This is upping my post count :)

[Pat_Vts]

Very :(

dw:) cheer up

[Pat_Vts]

This is upping my post count :)

iv got lik 1000 more than you neee nee :y:

[Rogz]

Yea its me, Im the lad whos so over confident with a ego to match that sometimes i even make myself cringe! its a good job i can back it all up, not to mention i'm fit as fuck

I'm lovin' it

Please note! I'll be priting autographed photos of my newest headshots pm me for paypal deatils!

also, from now on call me "The Rogster" or... "Lord Justice Rogzilla"

That is all!

[JC-Furio]

dw:) cheer up

Only if i can get your addy, babe JOKE. i'm so not gay

[Pat_Vts]

Only if i can get your addy, babe JOKE. i'm so not gay

oh babey... if hayleyVTS gives me her msn addy, i'l pm you mine:D

[Rogz]

How come no one wants my addy, this is so not fair!

[littleracer]

if thats you in your avatar picture then YES I AM lol

you normally sit at top end of the strip?
ie non roundabout side but on left hand side if your coming from round roundabout.
have you got stickers in your car?sax-p ones that is.

[ShaneVtr]

How come no one wants my addy, this is so not fair!

Mate, il take whatever your giving... :homme:

[Robb]

Rogz theres only room for one unneccesarily arrogant person on this site and thats me...

[Rogz]

theres an offer i cant refuse. so instead ill just do a runner!

[Rogz]

Rogz theres only room for one unneccesarily arrogant person on this site and thats me...Go and choke cockney boyo! haha

if we work together we can take over, then ill back stab u and run it myself!

[Pat_Vts]

Rogz theres only room for one unneccesarily arrogant person on this site and thats me...

look at your avatar no wonder.... tbh...

[HayleyVts]

you normally sit at top end of the strip?
ie non roundabout side but on left hand side if your coming from round roundabout.
have you got stickers in your car?sax-p ones that is.

um i cant really picture where u mean, i usually just drive and never stop.
or sometimes just sit at the roundabout (where people do burnouts and drifts etc) on the right hand

[littleracer]

lol,
its that advert isnt it,were they meet,go on holiday get married ave a kid in like 10secs.
chat to burd on here,get her msn meet her at bassy get married and have kids.lol.

[HayleyVts]

how do i get sax-p stickers then?

[Pat_Vts]

how do i get ur msn addy...

[littleracer]

Yea its me, Im the lad whos so over confident with a ego to match that sometimes i even make myself cringe! its a good job i can back it all up, not to mention i'm fit as fuck

I'm lovin' it

Please note! I'll be priting autographed photos of my newest headshots pm me for paypal deatils!

also, from now on call me "The Rogster" or... "Lord Justice Rogzilla"

That is all!

i think your just e-confident mate lol.
probably different story in the pub,club.lol

[Pat_Vts]

harsh but ..... no comment....

[HayleyVts]

how do i get ur msn addy...

i never use msn tbh;)

[Rogz]

lol,
its that advert isnt it,were they meet,go on holiday get married ave a kid in like 10secs.
chat to burd on here,get her msn meet her at bassy get married and have kids.lol.1 minute ur in love with ur ex next minute ur marrying what coloud be a 45 yr old bloke pretending to be a lady called hayley who owns a vts!

get outside and meet REAL women! lol

[littleracer]

how do i get sax-p stickers then?

http://www.saxperience.com/shop/stickers.php

here you go hun.:P

[Rogz]

i never use msn tbh;)
is it because your a man?

[Rogz]

i think your just e-confident mate lol.
probably different story in the pub,club.lol
No really mate, i am this much of a dick head all the time!

[Tupps]

No really mate, i am this much of a dick head all the time!

He's from sunderland, i believe him

[littleracer]

1 minute ur in love with ur ex next minute ur marrying what coloud be a 45 yr old bloke pretending to be a lady called hayley who owns a vts!

get outside and meet REAL women! lol

lol,not me you turd.
and i do get out and meet 'real' women.
the question you got to ask yourself though punk is,do you?
well do ya punk?

[HayleyVts]

is it because your a man?

yes cos im a man thats why i dont use msn much :clapping: clever boy!

i would ut a picture up but i cant seem to get to 50 posts!

[Rogz]

punk? im a carver mate didnt u see that thread lol :P

Cheers Tupps! >_<

[Rogz]

yes cos im a man thats why i dont use msn much :clapping: clever boy!

i would ut a picture up but i cant seem to get to 50 posts!ok well ill be w8ing for the picture missy!!!

http://www.myspace.com/roganwoot <-- me try not to fall in love buwhaha!

[littleracer]

is it because your a man?

no,its becuase your a women ;)

[Pat_Vts]

i never use msn tbh;)

bollocks lol...

i get it if i c u on sat... i'll yell get ur baps out :P and u'll kno its me because im drivin a silver/grey saxo:P 2tone if u get me...

[Pat_Vts]

ok well ill be w8ing for the picture missy!!!

http://www.myspace.com/roganwoot <-- me try not to fall in love buwhaha!

your fucking minging tbh

[HayleyVts]

ok well ill be w8ing for the picture missy!!!

http://www.myspace.com/roganwoot <-- me try not to fall in love buwhaha!

hmm iv never met u but iv seen u have a poo, very attractive!!

[Rogz]

charm the paint off walls i could!

[Pat_Vts]

do u wana meet me?:P

add me on msn then;)

[Rogz]

right im going home! sick of work

toodles!

[littleracer]

your fucking minging tbh

i know men shouldnt judge other but i totally agree with ya.lol.

[Pat_Vts]

right im going home! sick of work

toodles!

toodles! x

[HayleyVts]

im not putting my myspace add on but heres my car, if u see me come and say hello!
oh and give me some suggestions too.
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146818

[Pat_Vts]

i know men shouldnt judge other but i totally agree with ya.lol.

i didnt even look tbh... just commented minging:P

[littleracer]

haha,desperate or what pmsfl.
desperado anonymouse lol.

atleast wait to see her,she may be a tonka lol.only joking iam sure your lovely lol.

Can see hayley going upt to you and you going all red and walking away pmsfl.

[Pat_Vts]

haha,desperate or what pmsfl.
desperado anonymouse lol.

atleast wait to see her,she may be a tonka lol.only joking iam sure your lovely lol.

never know bbw... tbh...

[littleracer]

i didnt even look tbh... just commented minging:P

i didn't look eigther just agreed with ya lol

[littleracer]

never know bbw... tbh...

of course shel be beutifull,theres no minging saxo women drivers ya know.

[JC-Furio]

Lol what a random thread, tis good

[Pat_Vts]

of course shel be beutifull,theres no minging saxo women drivers ya know.

u sure? have u ever heard the term flat nose fish face? theres a bird who lives near me drivin a posi blue westcoast... looks like ''flat nose fish face''

i know i aint the sexiest man alive and i dont care tbh

[Pat_Vts]

anyway... hayleyVTS u havent added me on msn yet... :P

[littleracer]

anyway... hayleyVTS u havent added me on msn yet... :P

she said she hasn't got msn lol.
she iggying you now hahaha.
probably thinking what a jerk,but shes yet to find out all of us are jerks,men that is lol.
she may already know depending on the level of experience lol.
in that case you havent a chance lol.

[Pat_Vts]

she said she hasn't got msn lol.
she iggying you now hahaha.
probably thinking what a jerk,but shes yet to find out all of us are jerks,men that is lol.
she may already know depending on the level of experience lol.
in that case you havent a chance lol.

oh boo hoo...

dont care tbh:homme:hahaha

[steve_335]

Are you both trying to pull her on the internet, true essex style that is, lol.

Btw, i thing i may have seen your car last sat, hayley, saw so many saxos that didn't have stickers

[littleracer]

Are you both trying to pull her on the internet, true essex style that is, lol.

Btw, i thing i may have seen your car last sat, hayley, saw so many saxos that didn't have stickers

no way would i try pulling a burd off the net,thats just wronggggggggg.
i would obviously off here because its a common interest so all is good lol.

[Lozza_vtr]

lol at all the Essex lads trying to pull.

[littleracer]

lol at all the Essex lads trying to pull.

not from essex,am a londoner mate.

[vts--daz]

is it me or does it seem that the older you get the harder it is to find a decent girl? all the good ones get taken up too quickly



haha your right ther mate.. ive turned 24 but i do pull birds when im out mostly every weekend BUT they aint my type or they arnt that good looking, seems that the nice good looking birds get snapped up at a younger age , other then that if i do meet a stunning girl she always just come out of a relationship so you dont get no where lol


lad who posted the thread i think you need to bite the bullet mate and just go over to the one you like, you never know wot cud happen just think if you dont sum1 else will


daza

[xOliviax]

love where the threads gone haha :P

[Jacko]

love where the threads gone haha :P

hey im rubbish with confidence and with girls...would you be able to give me some pointers? maybe show me some moves?

[xOliviax]

pointers and moves surley u men shud no :p

[Jacko]

you'd think so wouldnt you.

[xOliviax]

ill let you off us girls can be scary things to approach lol

[pjsaunders06]

seriously she is hot lol cba to write now minds wandering.....

[Kezza08]

ill let you off us girls can be scary things to approach lol

some ARE scary things tbh !! :D lol...


i dont see the big deal with guys that say they got no confidence... it doesnt really matter... all you gotta do its think ''the worst that can happen is that she will say no and then you will go on living your life as you were before you even seen her'' lol..

and the majority of the time that 'whatever happens, happens' attitude usually works as you come off less needy and more confident anyway lol !!

[JC-Furio]

all you gotta do its think ''the worst that can happen is that she will say no and then you will go on living your life as you were before you even seen her'' lol..


Until next time you see her, then you have to hide behind a fosters - which is quite a problem ;)

[Jacko]

we guys have feeling to.

[JC-Furio]

we guys have feeling to.

He's lying to get some ass. Bad rep'd

[xOliviax]

i never tell lads to do one unless ther like 40 odd or wierd makes it really uncomfy and you gota give them the benefit of doubt as they got the balls to come over lol

[pjsaunders06]

I believe that sod it, if i pull result. If i dont whatever lol

I was at this stage where i fell in love with some bird i knew, was really good mates. One night she stayed round, played some scrabble ;)

She was gorgeous, but that was the problme everyone wanted her. I couldnt deal with that...

xbeaux i have balls, 1 basketball, a addidas football and two tennis balls pm me your msn lol

[Jacko]

if i was jealous i would never have females in my life....cause i dont do average chicks.

[xOliviax]

the green eyed monster always messes with relationships even worse if you got a yum looking boy or gal

[littleracer]

um i cant really picture where u mean, i usually just drive and never stop.
or sometimes just sit at the roundabout (where people do burnouts and drifts etc) on the right hand

oh right,i meant the opposite end of the roundabout were we turn to go back to roundabout,seen a silver sax there a few times with a couple of girls in.
no stickers on the window so i leave well alone,they maybe chavs :homme:

[pjsaunders06]

if i was jealous i would never have females in my life....cause i dont do average chicks.

i dont go for mingers, one night stands with sexy girls is cool. Relationships different thing, all about trust tbh....

[Kezza08]

i never tell lads to do one unless ther like 40 odd or wierd makes it really uncomfy and you gota give them the benefit of doubt as they got the balls to come over lol

seriously ?? lol, what are you trying to say about yourself....tut tut :oops:

[Dez]

nah if they gush its def worth a relationship

[xOliviax]

seriously she is hot lol cba to write now minds wandering.....

He's lying to get some ass. Bad rep'd

Lmao!!

[pjsaunders06]

my ex was hot hot hot

but also in revenge for me breaking up for her

she has texted me 1500 times each month (5 months and counting)

smashed my car windscreen

constant prank calls etc

threathens to have me killed

all because i wanted some space......

[Dez]

Lmao!!

got to love it how when a new female joins saxp the male members are straight on eating their bananas

[xOliviax]

seriously ?? lol, what are you trying to say about yourself....tut tut :oops:

well i work in a bar and u no wat they say bout beer goggles haha thts y i have a few drunks staggering over

[pjsaunders06]

got to love it how when a new female joins saxp the male members are straight on eating their bananas

could say the same about you dez ;)

[Jacko]

i dont go for mingers, one night stands with sexy girls is cool. Relationships different thing, all about trust tbh....

no matter how hot the female is. im still hotter.

[littleracer]

some women are just monster TBH.
I can't imagine chatting up a burd sober.
fuck dat.

[Dez]

haha only got eyes for you perry

[littleracer]

got to love it how when a new female joins saxp the male members are straight on eating their bananas

talk for yourself mate

[Kezza08]

awww man, never tell em you want space lol !! its even better to just avoid them and when they kick off just apologise with some reason including your family..... they never question it when its to do with family lol

[JC-Furio]

my ex was hot hot hot

but also in revenge for me breaking up for her

she has texted me 1500 times each month (5 months and counting)

smashed my car windscreen

constant prank calls etc

threathens to have me killed

all because i wanted some space......

For that fact alone, bang all of her mates, in alphabetical order

[pjsaunders06]

haha only got eyes for you perry

Score.....please stop the sexy texts......lmao love you

[JimoVTR]

will chat to anyone... jog me on..... ill jog you on quicker...

only jog me on, when i use them as a leaning post when im fucked

[Dez]

Score.....please stop the sexy texts......lmao love you

H20!!! lmao classic

[pjsaunders06]

awww man, never tell em you want space lol !! its even better to just avoid them and when they kick off just apologise with some reason including your family..... they never question it when its to do with family lol

um dont have a family mate, only know my mum thats it.

I was working 75 hours a week, every bit of spare time i had i spent with her, after 2 months of this. I said is it ok if i dont see you tonight, then it started........


HHHH2222222200000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jacko]

well i work in a bar and u no wat they say bout beer goggles haha thts y i have a few drunks staggering over

awk bless. i walk over after only about 6 beers. dont be so hard on yourself.

[JC-Furio]

awk bless. i walk over after only about 6 beers. dont be so hard on yourself.

Lightweight.

I'd be over after a shandy tbh :afro:

[Kezza08]

well i work in a bar and u no wat they say bout beer goggles haha thts y i have a few drunks staggering over

they make mingers look like models ?? why cant i get a pair of those bloody things, mine must be broke, they just make the room look like its spinning for some apparent reason :wacko:

[xOliviax]

bet u regret not seeing her that night looks like she had it all planned out how to get revenge

[Dez]

bet shes got a fat fanny

[Pat_Vts]

ill let you off us girls can be scary things to approach lol

FITTTTTTTTTTTTT can i fuck u?:P

[Jacko]

Lightweight.

I'd be over after a shandy tbh :afro:

PERV....

[JC-Furio]

bet shes got a fat fanny

who?

pics

[Dez]

who?

pics

perrys ex bird

[JC-Furio]

PERV....

Nah, just shandy gets me smashed. ;)

[Jacko]

FITTTTTTTTTTTTT can i fuck u?:P

sleasey perv/chav.

[JC-Furio]

FITTTTTTTTTTTTT can i fuck u?:P

Thought you were after that other lass, you can't have 2.

Bad rep'd

[littleracer]

PERV....

all men are TBH

[Dez]

all men are TBH

agreed

[Pat_Vts]

Thought you were after that other lass, you can't have 2.

Bad rep'd

shes fitter than the other lass... the other lass sent me a pic of herself she was a bbw tbh:homme:

and cheers for neg rep;) got to love it tbh

sorry - thank u matey:D

[pjsaunders06]

bet u regret not seeing her that night looks like she had it all planned out how to get revenge

No i dont regret not seeing her, i dont want to be in a relationship that involves seeing the person 24-7 lol

do you think i was unfair to want some time to myself?

because for some reason she did the relationship lasted 2 more months before i had enough of her constant texting, calling etc

i think i was wearing some beer goggles dez when we went out in brighton lol

[Pat_Vts]

sleasey perv/chav.

dont care tbh

[Kezza08]

lol who actually drinks shandy when they go out ?? tastes like warm piss :/

[Dez]

No i dont regret seeing her, i dont want to be in a relationship that involves seeing the person 24-7 lol

do you think i was unfair to want some time to myself?

because for some reason she did the relationship lasted 2 more months before i had enough of her constant texting, calling etc

i think i was wearing some beer goggles dez when we went out in brighton lol

Mate they were sambuca bottles! but i cant really talk....:cool:

[JimoVTR]

lol who actually drinks shandy when they go out ?? tastes like warm piss :/

i drink warm piss...

[Pat_Vts]

i drink warm piss...

good for your health tbh

im going to drink it in a min

[JC-Furio]

shes fitter than the other lass... the other lass sent me a pic of herself she was a bbw tbh:homme:

and cheers for neg rep;) got to love it tbh

lol, so i take it your getting with her this weekend? ;)

[Kezza08]

lol, id rather drink council pop tbh

[pjsaunders06]

Mate they were sambuca bottles! but i cant really talk....:cool:

i would of tapped that... although i would have tapped anything lol

cant believe i got kicked out the club lmao, got to plan another night out soon ;)

[Pat_Vts]

iv had a idea tbh

fittest sax-p female member competition... thread....

whos up for that? tbh and the fittest one would get a prize ''fittest sax-p member''

[JimoVTR]

good for your health tbh

im going to drink it in a min

warm sex piss that is...

[JC-Furio]

lol who actually drinks shandy when they go out ?? tastes like warm piss :/

I'm drinking it as we speak, got a glass of warm piss lined up for after as well

[Jacko]

i drink warm piss...

you disgust me. it tastes like shandy.

[Pat_Vts]

lol, so i take it your getting with her this weekend? ;)

hahahaha lmao i was jokin mate...she didnt even add me on msn :cool: if i see her will yell at her thou:afro:

[JimoVTR]

iv had a idea tbh

fittest sax-p female member competition... thread....

whos up for that? tbh and the fittest one would get a prize ''fittest sax-p member''

are you wanking over sax-p members.... perv
high five

[Pat_Vts]

warm sex piss that is...

oh errr errr nice to meet u jimo tbh

[Pat_Vts]

are you wanking over sax-p members.... perv
high five

not yet.. need the competition started;)

[Kezza08]

you disgust me. it tastes like shandy.

lmao !! and its heffin raining here >=[

[xOliviax]

i see sumones added me haha

[JC-Furio]

hahahaha lmao i was jokin mate...she didnt even add me on msn :cool: if i see her will yell at her thou:afro:

Aww, you can add me if you want. I won't get my tits out for you though unless you pay me - i'm cheap

How you going to yell at her if you don't know what she looks like though lol?

[pjsaunders06]

I am trying to add you lol

[JimoVTR]

you disgust me. it tastes like shandy.

get them to drink pineapple juice before

[Jacko]

i see sumones added me haha

i just wanted a 1 on 1 chat....

[JC-Furio]

i see sumones added me haha

:oops:

Was Jimo tbh. He's been at you for a few nights now. ;)

[Pat_Vts]

wasnt me honest... i'l add u now tho:D

[Kezza08]

lol your all like a bunch of horny teenagers !! :P

[JC-Furio]

lol your all like a bunch of horny teenagers !! :P

I am :afro:

[xOliviax]

yeh he added me a few nites ago sumone else now tho lol

[pjsaunders06]

we are saxo owners, hence teenagers hence horny lol

[jam_vts]

lol your all like a bunch of horny teenagers !! :P

is anyone in this thread not a teenager? lol

[JC-Furio]

yeh he added me a few nites ago sumone else now tho lol

got a fanclub ;)

[JimoVTR]

lol your all like a bunch of horny teenagers !! :P

haha - im no teenager in 1month and 17days.... ;)

fitting it in now.... still a virgin and all

[Jacko]

yeh he added me a few nites ago sumone else now tho lol

seriously?

[JC-Furio]

haha - im no teenager in 1month and 17days.... ;)

fitting it in now.... still a virgin and all

We can sort that out babe ;)

[JimoVTR]

yeh he added me a few nites ago sumone else now tho lol

only cos your from my homeland..... :y:

95% of my contacts are male and gay.... e.g. Viper

[Kezza08]

haha - im no teenager in 1month and 17days.... ;)

fitting it in now.... still a virgin and all


there you go lads... theres a nice invitation for one of you !!! haha

pop jimo's cherry and he might even pay you a fiver ;)

[jaybiss]

slightly killed the orignal thread?