Saturday Night Fever
 

Well... What a Wankerrrrrr


I went out at about 22:30 to get some fish and chips (A Kebab i said to John_G lol). Had Sausage and chips and ate it in the car.

My mates were in the pub litterly down the same road so i popped down to say hi to them all as it was my mates 19th today so everyone was there.

I had a Orange juice and sat down with mates. A 'mate' i know (Don't speak to him, aint got his msn or phone number, i only know him through another mate) got kicked in the balls by one of my mates, not hard but like the sort of things lads to when their drunk (I felt out of place).

He said i was a dick head and went to slap me, as he did i moved his hand away and ripped off his gay neckless :panic:

He says ''you wait.. your gonna get it'' then runs off.

mate says 'Go and check your car' so i went outside and he was letting down the tires. i casually walk over and said mate, i'm sorry what i did. i didn't mean to. But he wasn;t having a bar and carried on. I said mate, my tires will be flat then i'll make you flat.

He gets up, all mouth in my face and starts squaring up to me. I said fuck off mate, grow up and pulled him away from the car and said come on, lets go back in the pub.

He was getting in my face and then started pushing each other. Mate came over and split us up.

This guy was still giving it large and mate said if you want to sort it out, lets go to the end of the road. I said 'Lets go bruv' (I notice if ou speak gangster to them, they sort of back down. I did this to him and said 'Bruvvvv, why you hyping it in my face for'.. he backed down :cool:. So thats something to use in the future.

Went to the end of the road and started mouthing utter bullshit again so i turned round and POW, a sweet right hook!

Had a scuffel for a good 30 seconds and litterly pwned him :boxing:, couldn;t get him on the floor tho :( but a few good dashes to the head/ face. So someone will have a sore head. I only got dashed on the cheek, pritty sly one too so i'll give him credit for that but who got pwned ;)

Mate came over again and split us up. This guys mum came storming out and had a epic at me. I explained it all as truthly as i can then a handfull of lads storm out the pub 'Yo Bruv.. I want a word' I was like FUCK FUCK FUCK.

He came storming over but his mate held him against the wall. I dashed for the FLAT ARCH wile he wa s pinned up and back turned. I struggled to see the lock in the dim lit street and see him come storming over. i manage to get in the car just in time and lock the door (Fuck you Mr :cool:). 'Yo Bruv.. Come out, i want a big word' With his arms held out.

Started the car and forgot the immobisler FUCK, flat batterie then rembered lol. I reveresed and he stood in front of the right hand wing. He said 'Wot den blud, gonna run me over?' With the rev needle just going over 4K and a big roar from the induction kit he moved out the way a bit and i selected first. Funny thing is tho, he didnt move and he actually slid across the right hand wing/bonnet. (So yes bruv, i did run you over!! Pwned!). As i drove off at a steady 15mph with no lights (So he cant see my reg) i herd a bang. I thought it was him punching the rear window.

Pulled over up the road, got out to have a look and see he kicked the REAR FLAT ARCH BUMPER. A small mud mark on the black bumper and a scuff mark on the paint (T Cut will easily get it out).

Now, you all slate flattys but if that was any other model then i can 100% say the rear arch would had been damaged/ cracked. And as for him sliding over the wing, again: The arch would had came undone :D

HAIL THE FLAT ARCH YO!!!

can someone sum this up for me

Are you dumb? its pritty easy to work out!

his mate kicked the flatty and did no damage. If it was a VT kit then the arches would had came off.

Basically what he said mate. NO damage to flat arch but VT would have been damaged. But a VT wouldn't look wank.

Basically, a n0ob went to slap him... his Flat arch kapooted him out of the way, than he'l have to t-cut the scuff etc... epic tbh.

when are you joining the UFC then ?

But a Vt couldn't take a 'beating'

Full pelt at the car too. he got pwned twice.

1) Ran over
2) Did no damage to the car

WANKERRRRRRRRR

What a fantastic fucking read that was :n:

They're the same car but the VT's have plastic arches stuck on. And if he didn't even dent your car then there's no way he would have done any damage to a VT kit.

Sounds like a fun night mate :y:

Should carry a massive wrench under your seat, no one messes with a footlong piece of iron. :p

You reckon he'll give us our two minutes back?

Hmmm

Was almost as good as you doing 39 in a 30 and perhaps getting points :p

We can only dream!

Rudeboy i dint get tree pointz actually, was on the udder side odaa road init. Nice try :clapping:
x

tbh mate was a bit of a long one for me and was a bit boring

I normally do. This evening it was in the garage.

Was the fish n chips nice?
xx

what sort of fag wears a necklace

was this a pub with a rainbow on the side

You look lovely in your avatar. :y:

Rude boy. I think i'll buy a shiney gear knob to make my silver mk2 1.1 go fatser then 105MPH. Perhaps it will budge past that then.

VAROOOOOOOOOM!