Planked a police riot van.. outcome - EEK
 

Alright guys, was in a local pub where the police pulled up to see what wis happening, meanwhile i planked there riot van with a huge crowd waited about 40 secs if not more for the pic to be taken when the police came out and chased me, couldnt catch me until a ran into a 10 foot high dead end - gutted!

They were being absolute cunts about it as i said to them it was just a fucking laugh, wound them up because they took it so serious as if i had just raped someone ffs, Thoughts on planking riot van?

= £70 fine for breach of the peace - LOL

before any one else says it

pic or didn't happen

cool story bro etc

but seriously would like to see a pic, police are just boring bastards imo if you didn't break anthing or do any harm its just a laugh

Lmfao your an eegit!!!

Yeah pics or gtfo??

Ps. I wouldnt see you planking the riot vans in the early hours of this morning in my town!! The locals where going mad and 6 officers hurt!!

You would be pissed off if someone did that to your car. You would probably be on here being a hero about how you 'fucked up' someone planking your pride and joy.

Also, it's called respect.

100 percent deserved IMO.

totally agree with this statement

couldn't have said it better.

I know its all a laugh etc but still its police property so you should just have respected it and not done it.

sorry but wtf is planking?

When tough nuts lay down on odd things and get a photo taken for the l0lz0r!

OP If you want to see police being 'cunts' go try that shit in Spain and you will be praying for a 70 quid fine.

Lol I didn't know what planking was either, thought you'd thrown a plank of wood at it lol.....well I guess there ain't much to do in Scotland ;) was a slightly daft thing to do though tbh :panic:

Bit dumb, but £70 is a bit much.

Did anyone see that sap of a copper on police interceptors?

"take that sticker off your rover now"

hate coppers me like. should of pissed on the driver seat

Did you just string together four random words or was that supposed to actually be a sentence? :geek:

I'd hazard a guess he is from the north, because that's how we talk... add "like" to the end of everything!

Oh! I thought it was verbal diarrhea :A:

Aye, fucking smoggies! It's only you lot that do it.

oh right...

cunt.

This obviously never happened btw.

aha

fair play, i wouldnt do it myself.

what have i started with that thread the other day :homme:

Quality but pics or it didn't happen!


And why do northerners miss out half the words in a sentence? I remember my manchester buds mum wrote a note for school as to why he wasn't coming in.

All it said was 'Brad wouldn't get in car'. Thats the best English I've seen from a northerner too. Is their voice classed as an English accent? If you went abroad people would be like wtf are you, you aren't English gtfo.