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Originally Posted by Bedford126
Ohhh do tell Mr MuZiZZle.........
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Well, this is a story all about how I,
destroyed my anus with my underpants down
It should only take a minute so you just sit right there,
and I'll explain how my spice poo singed my rectum hair
Sunday in the kitchen my lunch was made,
with more destructive power than a hand grenade
some peppers, some beef but it needed something better,
so I whacked it up a notch with 10 home grown chilli peppers!
now most of you guys are thinking this is fail,
well those bad boys were 30,000 on the scoville scale
when I tossed it in the pan I should have stopped right there,
those mother fucking vapors nuked my nostril hairz!