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Old 5th October 2007, 16:41   #1
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How ya'll doin du-day?

1) Borat on heres xbox broke last night them 3 rings of death can anyone give me uber noob guide to replacing it please? Hes chucked his receipt but I said they would replace it on the serial rapist number?

2) Katie my gf is realllllllllllly unhappy in her current job and wants to get away asap. She went for a interview at topshop yesterday and they loved her, but only offered her a xmas placement. With her being at 'uni' in Doncaster and having a car she needs about £300 a month to get by (ive said whats mines yours etc but shes a stubborn b*stard) so any suggestions would be grateful. Her current job is a nightmare. She always comes home upset and its wearing my patience thin as her boss is a whisker away from me smashed his head against a curb (the skinny bald fucker).

So suggestions on how to find a decent part time job? Or even a offer of a part time job? *insert proStitution joke......... HERE*

Anyways hope your all well and apologies to e-friends who havent had Ruddy in their lives due to busy work schedule.

BTW ITS F*CKIN FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!!!!!
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Old 5th October 2007, 16:43   #2
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Hello Ruddy.

I would love to help on your dying need but i have nothing relevant to say.

So hello
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Old 5th October 2007, 16:44   #3
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I 2nd what Leckie said
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Old 5th October 2007, 16:44   #4
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Prostitution is not just a part time job, for people like me and Leckie it's a full time thing. There is allot of money in it;

5 x 1 hour sessions @ 120 pounds each = 600pounds per day, I do this everyday of the year... The only outgoing's are lube.
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I'd love to read all that but its friday and almost time to go home
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You are all very gay.

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A different Female Clothing shop???

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To be honest all Ruddy's threads get locked.
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If she really wants to get out of her job then what about somewhere like Sainsburys/Tesco/Asda? They always seem to need staff
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Get borat to ring xbox support, numbers on the website. you dont need a reciept.

that is all.

tell him there is no need to rep me, a free engine remap will do.
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Well what qualifications does she have? Any good with a computer? Could try a secretary job? And no not a SEXutary incase anyone says anything

Other than that i dont know

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Take her shopping this weekend and while you are there look for vacancies in the shops if she wants to work in a clothes shop? Plus theres an Ann Summers in Donny. I bet it would be fun working in there AND she'd get discount!
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Might go back tbh.......... And take a £3543908583758.09 wage cut
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Thank you Kelly....... Always a good inputter!

I would do however shes working........... AGAIN.

Will I know mate. I tried to get her a job at our firm but we dont need anyone. But I will get her to drop some cv's off at a few places for temp work. Thing is it needs to tie in with her Uni course timewise.

Also Chris, Barwork would mean I would never see her *Insert "Ruddys gone gay and soft" joke HERE*
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