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8th November 2007, 20:06
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for about 2 weeks now..
a 14-16 yr old lad has been shining a F8cking lazer pen through my blind into my eye everytime... anyone got any ideas on how to stop/scare him.? I've got three screws and a home built slingshot to launch them through his windows!! Any other ideas? anyone?
i also tried a lighter and an aerosol can!! lol that didn't work
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8th November 2007, 20:07
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Go to his house and give him a kicking.
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8th November 2007, 20:08
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i suggest this .50 cal sniper rifle
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ill happily admit ive watched quite a bit of porn this evening. its coming out like tater water now
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8th November 2007, 20:08
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..Close your blinds.. ?
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how big is it, edge to edge?
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14 inches or so.
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sorry bud, too big for me. GLWS tho
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8th November 2007, 20:09
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hide in a bush and jump him that should scare him.
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8th November 2007, 20:09
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get curtains?
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I crack one off under the covers and see how long it takes for the smell to evaporate to my nostrils, sometimes it smells good enough to eat
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8th November 2007, 20:09
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Use a mirror and bounce the lazer back at the little sh*t.
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8th November 2007, 20:10
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they are closed but their are like straw horizontal sticks i cant just barge into his house and kick him in otherwise i would + he has a dog... i was just going to gound and tell his mum and dad but shes got a limp and he's just weird... i'll video her one day gardening tee hee it's funny as fook!! 
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8th November 2007, 20:10
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Originally Posted by Lozza_vtr
Use a mirror and bounce the lazer back at the little sh*t.
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Now that is an idea Reppage for you
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8th November 2007, 20:11
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get curtains?
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Why should i fork out money for a fucking gay kid who hasn't fully matured.. i want that sniper tbh.. sounds gd...
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8th November 2007, 20:12
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where abouts in yorkshire are yo from?
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8th November 2007, 20:12
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where abouts in yorkshire are yo from?
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Cleethorpes... Humberside but they don't have "H"
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8th November 2007, 20:14
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You need a green laser, sheer power.
Blind him and then blame the reflection of his own on his disability.
If thats too harsh just twat the cunt and say if he does it again you'll nock his teeth out.
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8th November 2007, 20:16
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Originally Posted by Ste
You need a green laser, sheer power.
Blind him and then blame the reflection of his own on his disability.
If thats too harsh just twat the cunt and say if he does it again you'll nock his teeth out.
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lol
youve gotta love laser pens. i loved annoying people with them
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8th November 2007, 20:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
You need a green laser, sheer power.
Blind him and then blame the reflection of his own on his disability.
If thats too harsh just twat the cunt and say if he does it again you'll nock his teeth out.
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lmao another good idea.. but i need something a little more available... household stuff!!
perhaps a million candle torch and shine it in my face and shout oooga boooga!!
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8th November 2007, 20:17
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put a banner up on ur window saying GROW SOME BALLS
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8th November 2007, 20:17
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pfft i did it to my mates house from my old bedroom when i was younger, his mum phoned my house an everything sooo gay, said that because she had glasses i could have blinded her .... rubbish
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Originally Posted by bullit
ill happily admit ive watched quite a bit of porn this evening. its coming out like tater water now
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8th November 2007, 20:18
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Laser mounted air-rifle ftw... aim at his laser pap shoot it from his hand then shoot him between the eyes 
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8th November 2007, 20:19
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Originally Posted by CorsaCasper
put a banner up on ur window saying GROW SOME BALLS
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out of curiosity you do know your on a saxo site not corsa? i don't mean it nastily just your new and thought maybe you would be on a corsa forum!
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8th November 2007, 20:21
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Originally Posted by JamieM
Laser mounted air-rifle ftw... aim at his laser pap shoot it from his hand then shoot him between the eyes |
funny you should mention something like that, i was watchin some army program on BBC1 about the war against the taliban an as the cameraman was filmin a wee iraqi guy (on the british side) walked out shootin at the taliban and a bullet actually hit the magazine round on his ak47 he sh*t himself lol but he was high out his face lol
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Originally Posted by bullit
ill happily admit ive watched quite a bit of porn this evening. its coming out like tater water now
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