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23rd April 2008, 16:14
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Pissed Storys..
Yo people!
Just reading another thread on here made me think of this! Post some storys up of funny things you or mates have done when pissed, the stories must be Endless..
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23rd April 2008, 16:19
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Walking back from solihull town centre when we were young and foolish.
Road works on one of the main roads leading to solihull.
Using barriers like these:
We blocked BOTH sides of the duel carridgeway with double barriers (one row behind the other, on both sides)
Hid in a nearby alley and watched the cars all come to a stop, till someone decided to get out and move them.
We ran off down the alley into the park of course.
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23rd April 2008, 16:23
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am finkin my funniest one was wen me an one of ma mates was at my house an got these two little toy cars
these two>>>>

an drove them round ma house funniest part was goin down the stairs on them
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23rd April 2008, 16:23
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Apparently i nearly jumped off a balcony at a new years party. My mate brought some chips, chucked them about a cab and then threw up in the cab, didn't even know how much he gave the cab driver.
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23rd April 2008, 16:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by furiojim
http://D:\Documents and Settings\James.LEGAL-4DC27BD1F\My Documents\My Pictures\The Prom\The Cars!.JPG
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Have to upload photos to photobucket mate
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23rd April 2008, 16:27
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On new years eve, we decided we were going to get a taxi and make a run for it when we reached our destination...
I however fell asleep in the taxi and was left to settle up on my own haha
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23rd April 2008, 16:33
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I ended up drunk in a local development of shops, cinema and flats. Not a clue how long i was in there.
Also had a good laugh on holiday, my mate fell asleep whilst shitting on the toilet...
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23rd April 2008, 16:34
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ermm best night was a house party on halloween,! started drinkin 10am all day by the evening we as all parelteic n..stuff.  we went terroising ppl (using halloween pranks) AND YES WE ARE ALL ABOUT 20 lol! then we all shooting fireworks out the window hit a house accidently over the back and had police searchin round tryin to find out where they were coming from., music was way too loud cos my mate was on his decks mixing., in the end my neighbour kicked the door down, saw how many of us there was a ran back home lol! we terrorised him proper all night! i woke up the next morning covered on tooth paste, shaving foam and i had hair extentions in.
that was to cut a very long story short. so much shit happened that day lol never forget it.
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23rd April 2008, 16:34
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One time I got battered I...
... passed out, so my mates put toothpaste on my eyelids. when I woke up i proceeded to rub my eyes resulting in minty fresh, extremely sore eyes for a few days
... snorted a crushed up smint thinking it was something else, resulting in a minty fresh nasal passage for 6 hours
... swapped clothes with a lass for no reason whatsoever
... half vomited on lass whilst kissing her
... said 'Who's your daddy...?' to my girlfriend at the time whilst making love (well pissed shagging actually) which killed things off for about a month.
... called the hardest, criminal bastard in our old town a 'fat cunting b*stard' then ran off. Basically he grabbed me by the neck and threatened to kill me if my mate covered him in beer again. I didn't realise his 'status' so he got an adsayer gob full
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23rd April 2008, 16:36
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fucking legend adsayer... that made me laugh.
REP!
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23rd April 2008, 16:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by adsayer
... half vomited on lass whilst kissing her
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23rd April 2008, 16:39
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Me aand a few mates went on hol to spain last summer, one night we all got hammered, got back to the villa we were staying in, went to sleep, next afternoon woke up and one of us was missing, turned out he followed some bird back to her hotel and got lost and we ain't even know where he was either, met up with him that night and got hammered again.
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23rd April 2008, 16:42
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Got caught streaking in february too... policeman just thought it was funny and "escorted" us home... got major abuse at work the following week as a collegue had driven past and seen a couple of us (3 of us work at the same place)
Wouldnt recommend it in feb mind... fucking frozen
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23rd April 2008, 16:43
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I have loads....
All day session BBQ at a mates, went home for bath and get ready for the night out. Mother leckie was on holiday at the time. Jumped in the bath around 8pm. Fell asleep woke up at 3am in a freezing cold bath in the dark. I shit myself
Was involved in the smashing of a pub when England lost, covered in blood, pint spiked had a minor fit whilst at home 'cleaning' myself up. Scary
I was 15 and had way too many shots of tequila, this was around 9am. next thing i know im laid out on my bedroom floor covered in sick naked and my mother sat on my bed. that night is a complete blur. i could of been bummed or anything
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23rd April 2008, 16:43
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Most of the time Im too pissed to remember in all honesty.
There really is loads though.....
Let me have a think and ill get back to y'all
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23rd April 2008, 16:45
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Was funny one night on way home about 10 of us went garden hopping, came to the end of it some bloke came out and stated shouting his head offa nd taking photos, we climbed over his metal gate to get out of his garden and kinda f*cked it up! Was rite funny. Then we took roadworks and put em all round someones car, and someone else let the handbrake off later (wasnt there when it happened) haha. Also took someones gate off their drive, put it on next doors drive, took someones bench and put it on next doors garden, threw bin bags in the road and broke someones fence.. Funny night!
Was also quite funny when the police turned up, about 30 people all sat inside a container (police were just like, wtf!)
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23rd April 2008, 16:46
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once got so drunk and fell over....
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23rd April 2008, 16:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacko
once got so drunk and fell over....
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TUMBLE WEED..
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23rd April 2008, 16:50
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how long have you got? got loads but i wll start with just one for now.
when i was younger, me mate went on holiday and loads of bottles of absinthe back. red, blak and green. we were all really into getting hammered so never mind shots or anything like that. it was wine glasses and we were drinking the stuff like it was pop. so we kept drinkin, but it always takes me a while before i start to feel it.
so kept drinkin theses wine glasses full of black absinthe and remember walking outside my mates back gate for some reason. next thing i know im looking around thinkin 'theses cars are upside down and feeling really disorientated. but happy. my mates came outside looking for me and i was just in hysterics on the floor. they had to carry me home and my mum was scrubbing the sick off the carpet next to me while i was eye rolling in bed................bloody good stuff though i have to say!
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23rd April 2008, 16:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacko
once got so drunk and fell over....
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once, i got that wasted i actually paid Mr Freshen-Up-Man to dry my hands... what a wild night that was
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