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8th May 2008, 09:52
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mate needs help...
ive got a mate who hasnt pulled a lass for about 3 years, he claims he has done the deed with a girl but im not so sure tbh lol
i said he should use a prostitute, now i know its not a great piece of advise but 3 years!! thats a long period of time imo....what would you do?
and before all the is it really you jokes come along ill just just say lol now
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8th May 2008, 09:53
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You having problems pulling Mikey??
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8th May 2008, 09:54
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Sleep with him?
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8th May 2008, 09:54
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I have a friend that has only slept with hookers. Regular trips to Amsterdam throughout the year.
'Girlfriends are so over rated and hard work' he reckens.
Hes yet to have had sex that he hasnt paid for.
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8th May 2008, 09:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
ive got a mate who hasnt pulled a lass for about 3 years, he claims he has done the deed with a girl but im not so sure tbh lol
i said he should use a prostitute, now i know its not a great piece of advise but 3 years!! thats a long period of time imo....what would you do?
and before all the is it really you jokes come along ill just just say lol now
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lol is it not you? 
joke..
tell him to get himself out!
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8th May 2008, 09:55
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he goes out he's just really quiet!!
and he's not the best looking kid on the block
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8th May 2008, 09:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Leckie
I have a friend that has only slept with hookers. Regular trips to Amsterdam throughout the year.
'Girlfriends are so over rated and hard work' he reckens.
Hes yet to have had sex that he hasnt paid for.
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he must be worried about something tbh
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8th May 2008, 09:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Leckie
I have a friend that has only slept with hookers. Regular trips to Amsterdam throughout the year.
'Girlfriends are so over rated and hard work' he reckens.
Hes yet to have had sex that he hasnt paid for.
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So he's a walking STD then??
Chris 
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8th May 2008, 09:56
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i doubt it, hes hung like a horse. he gets his fella out for the girls all the time.
He does come across as the gay boyfriend type to birds tho.
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8th May 2008, 09:57
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I have a mate like this except he doesn't claim to have done it, since i have known him (about 3 years now) he hasn't had a girlfriend... We try to get him girls now and then but i think he has set his standard a bit too high maybe?
We have told him that if he doesn't do the deed by the time we go on holiday, he is definately having it paid for!!
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8th May 2008, 09:57
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Buy him a hooker, but don't tell him - he thinks he's pulled, confidence boost!
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8th May 2008, 09:58
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women can smell confidence, thats why that over confident wanker you see poncing about night clubs (e.g. me) always get the fit bird you've been staring at all night!
Tell him to build up his confidence, do it at all costs! beer, drugs, harsh language ANYTHING!
after that everything falls in to place 
Oh and be a bastard! girls love it and nice ppl always finnish last!
lol
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8th May 2008, 09:59
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You sound class Rogz
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8th May 2008, 09:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Quick
Buy him a hooker, but don't tell him - he thinks he's pulled, confidence boost!
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i like that idea lol
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8th May 2008, 10:00
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rogz legend
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8th May 2008, 10:00
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Maybe his standards are too high as well, so those girls that like him, he doesn't neccesarily like? 
Tell him to go out more, join more clubs. Chat more with girls at work (college, uni etc.) and he'll be safe in the knowledge that he won't be starring in the "50 year old virgin"
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8th May 2008, 10:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick_T
I have a mate like this except he doesn't claim to have done it, since i have known him (about 3 years now) he hasn't had a girlfriend... We try to get him girls now and then but i think he has set his standard a bit too high maybe?
We have told him that if he doesn't do the deed by the time we go on holiday, he is definately having it paid for!!
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if your avatars anything to go by mate i think its the fact your trying to pull women thats putting him off
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8th May 2008, 10:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogz
women can smell confidence, thats why that over confident wanker you see poncing about night clubs (e.g. me) always get the fit bird you've been staring at all night!
Tell him to build up his confidence, do it at all costs! beer, drugs, harsh language ANYTHING!
after that everything falls in to place
Oh and be a bastard! girls love it and nice ppl always finnish last!
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way to womens heart call her a fat fucking slut?
Im sure they love harsh language lol
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8th May 2008, 10:00
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8th May 2008, 10:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Leckie
way to womens heart call her a fat fucking slut?
Im sure they love harsh language lol
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nah but if im honest it is nice to have a bit banter with a lass by giving her a bit of stick! it shows urs not scared of her (even though ur shitting urself) and it also makes u sure weather shes got a sense of humor or not... mind u i was gettin on ok with a lass once and i said "sit on my face and ill guess ur w8" which immediatly followed by me getting a right old dirty right hook and all my m8s taking the piss out of me for weeks!
Live and learn!
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