feared for my life - Saxperience

shaddow · 21st November 2005, 14:59

The most randon thing happened the other day,
Was waiting to pull onto a road and happened to pull out behind a 5dr 1.4 206 with 17's, thought nothing of it till he started slammin on and then threw a drink can out the window at my car!
I pulled over to go to the shop and as i was walkin to it he did a U turn and drove back thretening to kill me and smash my head in. I was waiting in the shop when i looked outside and he was parked behing my car and stayed there for 10 mins waiting for me, what made it worse is there was 5 of them in it.
Eventually they got bored and went but when i went back to my car they had spat all down the side of it.
WHATS THE POINT!!!!!

grantsmith1985 · 21st November 2005, 15:24

Its called chav, lol. Wankers, should have called the police or something. Phone the police and said you saw some people stealing a 206. Give them the reg, lol.

Sax1lora · 21st November 2005, 15:27

maybe they thought you were someone else??

Chris^p · 21st November 2005, 15:36

It's called, got nothing better to do and because there was 5 of them they knew you weren't gonna do anything!

Chris

Sax1lora · 21st November 2005, 15:41

just ignore those kind of ppl, be the bigger man and walk away. sad life they have got.

shaddow · 21st November 2005, 15:42

Police would be a good idea but they would do nothing.

If you get them on their own they are powerless but when you get a few of them you cant do anything

boz · 21st November 2005, 17:10

just act like a total nutter, rip your shirt off like the hulk and say your going to chew them, then fuck them.
will think your a pshyco and leave.

i hate chavs

Dan · 21st November 2005, 17:47

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Originally Posted by boz

just act like a total nutter, rip your shirt off like the hulk and say your going to chew them, then fuck them.
will think your a pshyco and leave.

i hate chavs

LMFBO! Â© sax-p!

Speaking from experience are we boz?

Graeme^p · 21st November 2005, 17:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by boz

just act like a total nutter, rip your shirt off like the hulk and say your going to chew them, then fuck them.
will think your a pshyco and leave.

i hate chavs

thats a well good idea boz think i will have to give that try!!

shaddow · 21st November 2005, 18:08

Thats amazing! i feel i need to try this method out

grantsmith1985 · 21st November 2005, 18:23

It does work. Was walking through a dodgy estate near me about 2 years ago and a little pickey came up to me with his mates and said wanna fight (holding a knife in his hand). I just said "fcuk off you little prick" and stepped towards him (stupid I know looking back at it) and they ran off. SO it did work, lol.

liberal123 · 21st November 2005, 18:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by grantsmith1985

It does work. Was walking through a dodgy
estate near me about 2 years ago and a little pickey came up to me with his
mates and said wanna fight (holding a knife in his hand). I just said "fcuk off
you little prick" and stepped towards him (stupid I know looking back at it)
and they ran off. SO it did work, lol.

On the downside, You where closer to his knife, and he could have stabbed
you a good few times and left you for dead.

Not great advice really.

grantsmith1985 · 21st November 2005, 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by liberal123

Quote:

Originally Posted by grantsmith1985

It does work. Was walking through a dodgy
estate near me about 2 years ago and a little pickey came up to me with his
mates and said wanna fight (holding a knife in his hand). I just said "fcuk off
you little prick" and stepped towards him (stupid I know looking back at it)
and they ran off. SO it did work, lol.

On the downside, You where closer to his knife, and he could have stabbed
you a good few times and left you for dead.

Not great advice really.

Yer I know thats why I said it was a little stupid.

wideboy · 21st November 2005, 18:47

LMAO @ Boz

Chew and Fuck them! good plan

Sorry to hear about that mate - look on the brightside though...nothin bad happend to you or your car...saliva is washable

shaddow · 21st November 2005, 18:55

true true

boz · 21st November 2005, 19:00

does work LOL
my mate is soft as butter. 3 chavs said something to him, he turn round and screemed "what the fuck did you just say???"

the biggest 1 said something and my pal said "right, you better fuck off mate before i knock you out and rape you in front of your mates you cunt!!"
they left quite quickly.
i had a feeling we would all end up wrestling, but the problem was resolved with out any violence.

we should have a chav cull

vote for me in the next election

wideboy · 21st November 2005, 19:04

I have to admit, never dreamed of threatening rape to anyone...

..but in this case - I think I might start!!

Chavs suck the big one

shaddow · 21st November 2005, 19:11

The rape threat is that crazy i can imagine it scares them away every time.
worst case is the chav is a homo and your buggered

boz · 21st November 2005, 19:16

LOL, i would run if a bloke threatend to rape me

thats enough, im going to be sick

AdamH · 21st November 2005, 19:24

came out of macdonalds the other day to find4 little chavs in a nova spit ballin my car... so i got my bannana milkshake and threw it at they car and drove off.. you should have seen their faces...