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Old 27th May 2009, 18:15   #1
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a girl in my work's little bro who is 18 is goin to aya napa in the summer but is getting t-shirts made up at the weekend and cant think of a slogan for him and his pal's to put on the back of them

each of them is getting a different one and was asking for my help so i thought the comedians on here would be able to help

the ones i have thought of are:

i'm gonna dance my way into your pants
you better swallow or it's in the eye

please post up more
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Old 27th May 2009, 18:24   #2
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Does this smell like chloroform.....

Better off getting something that is funny to the group... I had "Mango Machine" on my t-shirt for raki last year
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Old 27th May 2009, 18:27   #3
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cheers mate first comment after 12 views was getting worried lol
i think he's looking for something more along the lines of trying to get his hole
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Old 27th May 2009, 18:32   #4
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i think he's looking for something more along the lines of trying to get his hole
Huh?

I take it you mean to pull.

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Old 27th May 2009, 18:55   #5
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HAHA thats a good one ^
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Old 27th May 2009, 19:55   #6
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plain and straight to the point (get ya beef curtains out) will work with the vikki pollards out there that will
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