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1st August 2009, 19:18
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Saxperience Forum Bum
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Mixed signals? wtf?
Why cant women get a grip?
Lads dont give of mixed signals. He either wants to see you naked, or he dont. Simple as that.
"Get lost you mess" does not mean he may like you a little bit and is playing hard to get, it means he wants you (the mess) to go away so he can get on your fit mate.
"Fancy a bum?" does not mean he wants to marry you and have lots of children. It means, at that specific time, he wants to get in your pants.
What is so hard to get? There are no hidden messages with men, just facts.
Women suck at stuff like this.
I swear id go gay if it wasnt for cock...
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1st August 2009, 19:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VtsTom
I swear id go gay if it wasnt for cock...
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I'd be more worried about where it goes 
Girls are complicated, guys are simple (well the missus often refers to me as simple )
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1st August 2009, 19:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VtsTom
I swear id go gay if it wasnt for cock...
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is this you trying to come out???
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I'm kind of a big deal.
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1st August 2009, 19:24
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Too many people listening to MJRallying tbh!
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1st August 2009, 19:27
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its true one minute we want something but once we've said yes to it we dont want it anymore! 
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1st August 2009, 19:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xkissthestarsx
its true one minute we want something but once we've said yes to it we dont want it anymore! |
Why do all you have to be confusing?
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1st August 2009, 19:54
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same as men lmao, at one min they want it and agree to whatever the fuck you say, then the next day comes and you wake up married thinking wtf did i do las nite pmsl
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1st August 2009, 20:02
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Someone PM me how a female's brain works and I'll give 'em thousands.
They are of a different species.
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Originally Posted by holdawayt
I poo, I poo a lot. Even when i don't need to poo I sit on my throne and sure enough - I poo
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1st August 2009, 20:05
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ah man,you just gotta meet the right women,when you have youl both think the same.....trust me.
honeslty i thought women were totally confusing and different,there not really,youl meet someone who you think alike with.
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2nd August 2009, 00:18
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wel in my experience all d lads ive been with have turned out 2 be arseholes n most of he have been close mates!
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Sexy Saxo The Beastiest 1.1 You Will Ever See Lmao
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2nd August 2009, 00:49
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Funny things.....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffchiz
lol because you are a brand fag
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Last edited by Prickle; 2nd August 2009 at 01:08.
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2nd August 2009, 03:01
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Life - we all gotta deal with it...cant change it....simple as....
lol
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2nd August 2009, 04:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by John_G
Funny things.....
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awww,why did you re edit your post?
shame i didn't take a quote.
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2nd August 2009, 08:03
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Funny book. Read it.
Written by a bloke, defending women
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Quote:
Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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2nd August 2009, 08:11
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They're wierd to say the least.
Although i have finally found one who seems to not be a twat. Was hard to come by but i got her.
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2nd August 2009, 08:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elliott
They're wierd to say the least.
Although i have finally found one who seems to not be a twat. Was hard to come by but i got her.
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youl be giving women mixed signals when you get ya rosey tattoo lmaoooo
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2nd August 2009, 09:44
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,which is why they like to suck penis.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will always teach you.
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2nd August 2009, 12:35
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why is it when they come back from a night out they have to tell you every single thing that has happend but not just once, 8 or more times
when a bloke comes back he thinks three tings
FOOD SEX SLEEP
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2nd August 2009, 12:51
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Maybe you all shouldnt take advice off e-warriors on the tinternetz and go with your feelings?
Just a thought.
Or go for cock, your choice!
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2nd August 2009, 12:56
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they are all fucked up
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