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Old 22nd June 2010, 23:17   #1
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Here's the situation, one of my mom's (female) work colleagues has asked me to go to her house to fix a lawnmower, she's like 40 and she's not got a bf or husband or anything. Is bad shit gunna happen?

Or am I just thinking too "american pie ish"
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Old 22nd June 2010, 23:17   #2
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pics of said woman.
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Old 22nd June 2010, 23:18   #3
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well if ur single and she offers you some, go for it, have fun whilst you still can
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With what limited info you have given, she wants her lawn mower fixing..

Pics!
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Old 22nd June 2010, 23:18   #5
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Nah if she's fit, hit that MILF!!
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Old 22nd June 2010, 23:19   #6
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I haven't got pics lol I could check my mom's facebook though
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Id only be paranoid if I weren't single.
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Old 22nd June 2010, 23:19   #8
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if you don't want to "fix her lawn mower" can i?
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ur either gay or scared, go and have abit of fun
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I haven't got pics lol I could check my mom's facebook though
there is no could . . . pics or gtfo
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maybe the ladys garden needs desperate attention, hence you going to fix the mower
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Majorly paranoid
Stop watching American Pie for god sake lol
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fix the lawn mower then trim her bush
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She ent got fuckbook but I will try me bestest lads
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if you don't want to "fix her lawn mower" can i?
when she looks like this

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If she's fit get a pic or two on the hot bird thread please.
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Get your ass around there now!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well, you can go around there now . . . have a look at her garden, does it need cutting?
this will give you a simple answer...

also, do you have any experience in fixing lawnmowers ?
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look, if u want some get it, if not then dont, simple as
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well, you can go around there now . . . have a look at her garden, does it need cutting?
this will give you a simple answer...

also, do you have any experience in fixing lawnmowers ?
No I don't have any experience lol and she's gunna text me her address.
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