Great. - Saxperience

Barber90 · 19th August 2010, 22:16

So tomorrow is a day i've had on my calendar for a while. My bro's goin to V fest, and my mum will be at work....I would have a free house. Cue the using of tomorrow for a day of romantic sexy time with my girl.

But oh no wait. My mum's a master of fucking up my life, and once again she hasn't failed me!

Dire panel gap

Good bumper

Smashed to fuckkkk

She's fine, thankfully.

What does this mean though? It now means she's runnin around the house like a fucking spacker on a shroom trip, and has booked the day off work tomorrow.
Tomorrow successfully pissed on.
I've managed to get away from calming her down to get on here and post this.

Now i'll tell you how she did it coz i'm sure you all care, she pulled out of a junction, car hit her from the side, span her out, went into car coming the other way, etc etc general carnage i had to go out and put the spare tyre on for her in the pissing wet weather. What an absolute retard tbh, i have no idea why she decided to just pull out of a junction she uses very frequently.
She did it taking my bro to his mate's house where he's sleeping over before goin to V tomorrow morning.
Sorry but need to vent my frustrations on here to prevent her from suffering my wrath and making her more upset.

Sigh.

Mr_P · 19th August 2010, 22:19

awww diddums.

Guess you'll have to wait until you get any sexy time?

Meto · 19th August 2010, 22:23

I'm sure your mum didn't possibly write her car off and shit herself up to become a cock block...

Or did she??

Lol, bad luck mate, just be thankful she's ok.

Barber90 · 19th August 2010, 22:24

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Originally Posted by Mr_P

awww diddums.

Guess you'll have to wait until you get any sexy time?

LOL.
Yus

Barber90 · 19th August 2010, 22:26

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Originally Posted by Meto

I'm sure your mum didn't possibly write her car off and shit herself up to become a cock block...

Or did she??

Lol, bad luck mate, just be thankful she's ok.

I should hope not

But yeah, bless her, sat downstairs with a hot chocolate i made her.
Gotta find out if this will affect my insurance as well as she is a named driver on my policy, anyone shed some light on this?

Peter_D · 19th August 2010, 22:27

Any bird i've had i've banged her at home with Mam & Dad either in bed or downstairs, doesn't bother me?? Get her nailed you sissy

Mr_P · 19th August 2010, 22:28

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Originally Posted by Barber90

I should hope not

But yeah, bless her, sat downstairs with a hot chocolate i made her.
Gotta find out if this will affect my insurance as well as she is a named driver on my policy, anyone shed some light on this?

Yep, you're fucked!

Does your misses know you were planning lots of sexy time tomorrow?

Because if she did, then send her this way so she doesn't get let down.

Meto · 19th August 2010, 22:32

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Originally Posted by Barber90

I should hope not

But yeah, bless her, sat downstairs with a hot chocolate i made her.
Gotta find out if this will affect my insurance as well as she is a named driver on my policy, anyone shed some light on this?

Obviously she's got to be proved she was in the wrong. If and when that happens, your insurance may go up.

You have to see how much it goes up if you take her off the policy, versus leaving her on and seeing how much it goes up when she has 1 claim to her name.

Barber90 · 19th August 2010, 22:36

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Originally Posted by Peter_D

Any bird i've had i've banged her at home with Mam & Dad either in bed or downstairs, doesn't bother me?? Get her nailed you sissy

Yes sir

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Originally Posted by Mr_P

Yep, you're fucked!

Does your misses know you were planning lots of sexy time tomorrow?

Because if she did, then send her this way so she doesn't get let down.

Ha, she might have had an inkling. And i'm sure i'll still manage it, I just hate havin to stealth it up

Nice try

Paul^p · 19th August 2010, 22:40

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Originally Posted by Peter_D

Any bird i've had i've banged her at home with Mam & Dad either in bed or downstairs, doesn't bother me?? Get her nailed you sissy

+1 My parents don't mind aslong as there isn't too much noise lol.

Barber90 · 19th August 2010, 22:43

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Originally Posted by Meto

Obviously she's got to be proved she was in the wrong. If and when that happens, your insurance may go up.

You have to see how much it goes up if you take her off the policy, versus leaving her on and seeing how much it goes up when she has 1 claim to her name.

That's what I was thinking. And yeah, 'if' she is proven to be the wrong do-er, we're looking at a pretty sizeable claim. Mashed up astra, nicely dented 08 polo and a wounded R reg escort. And a potential injury claim coz a young lad in the polo whacked his head in the collision.....

Peter_D · 19th August 2010, 22:44

My Mam never says anything about it, but the last bird i was going with Mam said to her to persuade me to let her buy me a new bed, as mine was fucked...it rattles like a cunt. So i dunno if it was her honestly saying that, or hinting to keep the noise down

It was a metal frame sofa bed thing, loads of the bolts actually rattled loose eventually, then one night had a party at mine with a few of us sitting on it and it collapsed

Was like sleeping in a ditch after that, the middle was sunk nearly into the floor

sam2kk8 · 19th August 2010, 22:45

Glad shes ok!

but i know the frustration of the ruined plan of sexy times

Lacey_106 · 19th August 2010, 22:45

Lol at hiding sex noises from the parents.

Jarhead · 19th August 2010, 22:46

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Originally Posted by Peter_D

Any bird i've had i've banged her at home with Mam & Dad either in bed or downstairs, doesn't bother me?? Get her nailed you sissy

This.

My girlfriend gets it when her mum and dad are in the next room.

swampy · 19th August 2010, 22:48

my dad said to me when i started bringing girls home
"ill only say to things to you, we dont mind who you bring home so long as 1. your careful

2. you dont keep me and your mum awake all night"

now im in my own house, so may go upstairs and nail the mrs!!

Meto · 19th August 2010, 22:50

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Originally Posted by Barber90

That's what I was thinking. And yeah, 'if' she is proven to be the wrong do-er, we're looking at a pretty sizeable claim. Mashed up astra, nicely dented 08 polo and a wounded R reg escort. And a potential injury claim coz a young lad in the polo whacked his head in the collision.....

Shame really. I bet she drives safely 99% of the time. Just a lapse of concentration I suppose.

Was the lad in the polo actually hurt, or is he just taking your mom for an expensive ride?

Barber90 · 19th August 2010, 22:51

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Originally Posted by Peter_D

My Mam never says anything about it, but the last bird i was going with Mam said to her to persuade me to let her buy me a new bed, as mine was fucked...it rattles like a cunt. So i dunno if it was her honestly saying that, or hinting to keep the noise down

It was a metal frame sofa bed thing, loads of the bolts actually rattled loose eventually, then one night had a party at mine with a few of us sitting on it and it collapsed

Was like sleeping in a ditch after that, the middle was sunk nearly into the floor

LOL @ sagging in the middle.
They are the worst things to do it on for noise making

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Originally Posted by sam2kk8

Glad shes ok!

but i know the frustration of the ruined plan of sexy times

Cheers mate. Yeah it sucks

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Originally Posted by Lacey_106

Lol at hiding sex noises from the parents.

Something you wanna share with us lacey?

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Originally Posted by Jarhead

This.

My girlfriend gets it when her mum and dad are in the next room.

Braver man than me

the thought of them hearing weirds me out tbh.

-shuggles- · 19th August 2010, 22:54

sex is natural, man up and let the family hear

Peter_D · 19th August 2010, 22:54

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Originally Posted by Barber90

LOL @ sagging in the middle.
They are the worst things to do it on for noise making

Yeah they are noisy as fuck, but good cos they aren't really bouncy

I hate bouncy beds if you're on top, just bouncing around like fuck, i prefer a firmer matress so you can give them a proper packing