Things you have done that you couldn't claim the glory for at the time - Saxperience

Viper · 27th November 2010, 14:29

Shamelessly stealing this from Pistonheads

Personally, I can't think of anything I've done at the moment...

Time to share the glory!

NickJ · 27th November 2010, 14:32

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Originally Posted by Viper

Things you have done that you couldn't claim the glroy for at the time

glory*

Tom · 27th November 2010, 14:32

glroy.

Moke · 27th November 2010, 14:34

Fuck sake Dad, get the spelling sorted out!

Viper · 27th November 2010, 14:34

Thanks homos

MiniGibbo · 27th November 2010, 14:35

I once killed a man..

VTR-GAZzA · 27th November 2010, 14:37

thats a mistake you're not going to forget

do you mean something like throwing rubbish into a bin from far away and making the shot? and there no one there to witness it iv done that

Viper · 27th November 2010, 14:37

Example stolen from Pistonheads thread because I'm too boring myself:

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I shagged my best mates hot older sister when I was 18 having just split up with my girlfriend... a couple of months passed and nothing had been said despite me wanting to let the lads know of my manly deed that most of us had been spanking off thinking about since we were about 10.

My mate came around 1 day with a sheepish look and declared he'd been seeing my ex (I already knew anyway) His face was a picture when I said "no worries mate, I've been boning your sister!"

Aly · 27th November 2010, 14:53

I stood on my sisters hamster when running down the stairs and killed it, my dad and I knew she would go nuts so for a week we told her we had to take it to the Vet.
pics of sister can gtfo

tweedie · 27th November 2010, 15:06

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Originally Posted by Aly

I stood on my sisters hamster when running down the stairs and killed it, my dad and I knew she would go nuts so for a week we told her we had to take it to the Vet.
pics of sister can gtfo

Does she know yet?

Moke · 27th November 2010, 15:27

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Originally Posted by Aly

I stood on my sisters hamster when running down the stairs and killed it, my dad and I knew she would go nuts so for a week we told her we had to take it to the Vet.
pics of sister can gtfo

And then what? She just forgot that she had a hamster which went to the vet and never came back?

1991Tom · 27th November 2010, 15:53

My friends missus is kinda friendly with me, more so recently. We are long term friends and my friend has recently been treating her like shit. Anyways due to her having locked herself out of the car that had everything we had in it, keys, money, clothes etc We ended up walking to her parents house... where i had to be a sneaky ninja

Anyways The next morning she wakes me up and tells me ive got to go!!!... like right there and then. Her mum was opening the door as she was holding her back.... there and then i had to make a decission...

At this point i shall say i was soooo desperate for a piss...

Ended up jumping/diving out of the bedroom window, which is the 2nd floor up on the house. Landed in a hench bush which fucked my hands and arms up (Gashs, cuts etc) This is at the same time that i really needed a pee lol So jumped the fence and went and had a nice pee whilst bleeding everywere.

This is not to be known by anyone lol So to everyone i know i fell over and hurt myself

Petee · 27th November 2010, 16:03

Sisters was riding horse i got bored and chased sheep into the horse, horse flew off at 100mph and i watched her bounce across the ground 15 times broke her colar bone.

I blamed it on the sheep

Aly · 27th November 2010, 16:05

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Originally Posted by Saxo-Pete

Sisters was riding horse i got bored and chased sheep into the horse, horse flew off at 100mph and i watched her bounce across the ground 15 times broke her colar bone.

I blamed it on the sheep

haha pete

Petee · 27th November 2010, 16:09

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Originally Posted by Aly

haha pete

She did a back flip!

i did make it worse though, running up to her screaming YOU DID A BACKFLIP ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Should have had my camera out, £250 would have been mine

johnlambert · 27th November 2010, 16:10

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Originally Posted by Saxo-Pete

Sisters was riding horse i got bored and chased sheep into the horse, horse flew off at 100mph and i watched her bounce across the ground 15 times broke her colar bone.

I blamed it on the sheep

At least her vagina is ready

K17NEY · 27th November 2010, 16:13

My mates mrs sucked me off on the sette,while her boyfriend was sleeping on the bed next to us, I could of litterally touched his foot while she was doing it! I then took her downstairs,bent her over the computer desk and drilled her. He was a roid head cunt though! so dont think to bad of me. And obviously i couldnt tell anyone at the time.

Petee · 27th November 2010, 16:29

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Originally Posted by kitney

My mates mrs sucked me off on the sette,while her boyfriend was sleeping on the bed next to us, I could of litterally touched his foot while she was doing it! I then took her downstairs,bent her over the computer desk and drilled her. He was a roid head cunt though! so dont think to bad of me. And obviously i couldnt tell anyone at the time.

mmm ringing you're mate when you had her bent over the desk, wouldnt have been wise

MiniGibbo · 27th November 2010, 16:39

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Originally Posted by kitney

My mates mrs sucked me off on the sette,while her boyfriend was sleeping on the bed next to us, I could of litterally touched his foot while she was doing it! I then took her downstairs,bent her over the computer desk and drilled her. He was a roid head cunt though! so dont think to bad of me. And obviously i couldnt tell anyone at the time.

So because the lad uses juice that gives you the go ahead and bang his mrs..

Wish I had mates like you

K17NEY · 27th November 2010, 16:40

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Originally Posted by MiniGibbo

So because the lad uses juice that gives you the go ahead and bang his mrs..

Wish I had mates like you

Not at all mate, there was alot more to it than that.