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29th August 2011, 14:16
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story time
from another forum im on... its been a good laugh on there.
post a sentence, related in some way to the previous post, and make a story. dont post, unless its part of the story. any posts, non story related will be reported.
ill start.
it started one early morning, when viper lost all sense and decided to buy a ford, his life went down hill from there.
Last edited by Tontsy; 29th August 2011 at 21:25.
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29th August 2011, 14:27
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Knowing that he no longer has a sax he debates whether to stay on the forum or not,
As Saxp members being his only friends he decides to stay..
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Tottally golly unrelated but that ^ is one of the nicest (possibly the nicest) mk1s I've seen IMO.
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29th August 2011, 15:49
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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he wishes he never stayed as he caught genital herpes from being bummed by a saxp rapist, but picking the scabs give him something to do on a night when hes lonely, so it evens out a little.....
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29th August 2011, 18:00
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but now hes looking for a victim to pass his unfortunate disese onto as its going to be the only way he can get ford revolution to take over from the ruleing french hatchbacks...
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29th August 2011, 21:19
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L-plater
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Yorkshire
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......wow
this was a popular thread!
Love the story....is it finished now?
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29th August 2011, 21:22
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The story never finished and viper is thinking of buying another saxo as a works car to see his punters in....
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29th August 2011, 21:24
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after searching high and low, he found a silly little slapper which he gagged and bound and inserted his disease in their rectum . . .
this tart just happened to be, Mandyslover. admit it Jason, you love being mentioned...and abused.
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29th August 2011, 21:25
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but after shagging that tart he is still looking for one with the gti leathers for the easy clean potential.
Last edited by Bedford126; 29th August 2011 at 21:27.
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29th August 2011, 21:27
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gti leathers make wiping all the jizz and scab juice up much easier then in the fester (it really is festered with spunk) he also likes how the leather feels on his legs when hes wearing a skirt 
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29th August 2011, 21:28
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EDIT; Beat me to it ..
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Originally Posted by Tommo87
Tottally golly unrelated but that ^ is one of the nicest (possibly the nicest) mk1s I've seen IMO.
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Originally Posted by -shuggles-
Gibbo I <3 your car,so much better than mine |
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Originally Posted by mimi179
Gibbo I luv ya, aww! X
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29th August 2011, 21:29
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with crotchless panties and suspenders with his sexy fishnets and high heel's.
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29th August 2011, 21:29
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with his new fishnet he became wassys new bonnet bra to which ...........
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29th August 2011, 21:30
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skirt, and gimp mask is what Viper tends to wear, when he is having a violent orgy with numerous saxp members.
these may include
dolly
j223jra
blackie
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ashleyp
each one having their own discusting mind, and sexual fantasty.
Ashely likes anal fisting...
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29th August 2011, 21:32
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Originally Posted by tonto_VTR
Ashely likes anal fisting...
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only with latex gloves on up to the elbow
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29th August 2011, 21:32
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they may not include blackie, i just hold the camera, and im blind aswell
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29th August 2011, 21:35
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it has been said he likes to back his exit pipe onto solid objects on camera
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29th August 2011, 21:36
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with blackie being blind, his other senses are hightened.... most certainly his orgasm, as he ejaculates over everyone, and screams soo high pitched the windows smash...
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29th August 2011, 21:38
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his scream is so high pitched it attracts dogs from miles around the selected sax-p members then turn it into a beastiality fetish orgy.
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29th August 2011, 21:38
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whilst kingvts mward and sexxxooooooo watch on,pounding their respective lengths..
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29th August 2011, 21:41
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then all at once, all the members stop, and realise they all have one thing in common.
a certain female member, now realising they have all bashed each other, aswell as this certain female. they figured out where they got the scabbie diesease from, and go on a hunt to kill her.
she is used to the streets being filled with thugs, so she was not concerned.
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