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27th December 2006, 18:44
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Newbie
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 2
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five quid ebay chips?
i was looking at these 4.99 quid chips on abay thday, what are they like? 
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27th December 2006, 18:45
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Established Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Aylesbury, Bucks
Posts: 1,867
Car(s): Mk 2 Vtr (sold), Fiat Seciento Sporting
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SHITE - stay away lol
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27th December 2006, 18:53
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Bristol
Posts: 16,575
Car(s): JP4urio, 306 DTurbo SportShed
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Fucks your engine up. Stay away. If they were that good they would be fitted as standard
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27th December 2006, 18:56
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Wakefield
Posts: 14,427
Car(s): Golf GT
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
think you get the idea, lol
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27th December 2006, 18:58
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Fife
Posts: 6,901
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there 4.99... what do u think.
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krov who?
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That's not increased libido, that's just you being a perv
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27th December 2006, 19:00
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: south elmsall
Posts: 5,147
Car(s): cammed vtr
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i would advise you to buy them if you wanna fuck your car up
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27th December 2006, 20:24
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Established Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Edinburgh United Kingdom (Scotland)
Posts: 2,093
Car(s): Honda Civic EK3/Astra Coupe
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have u seen the pics of em next to a chav on ebay, that explains it all, lol
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27th December 2006, 20:59
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Aycliffe
Posts: 32,205
Car(s): Saxo VTS
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if you still want to... just go to maplins and buy a cheapy resistor.
you'll save about £4.50
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27th December 2006, 23:23
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Bristol
Posts: 16,575
Car(s): JP4urio, 306 DTurbo SportShed
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27th December 2006, 23:25
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Scotland
Posts: 3,380
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I,ve got some "magic beans" for sale and a goose that lays a golden egg
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when the flag drops the bulshit stops.
owner of GMC motorsport 01671404030/01671403699
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27th December 2006, 23:26
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: St Andrews United Kingdom (Scotland)
Posts: 7,384
Car(s): Green mk1 vtr/s and Focus zetec
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how much for the beans, they may cure my fuelling problems
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Originally Posted by Scott
Internet warriors, hardmen and COCKS ahoy!
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27th December 2006, 23:28
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Teesside
Posts: 8,800
Car(s): focus tdci, clio v6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by axsaxoman
I,ve got some "magic beans" for sale and a goose that lays a golden egg
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can we have a group buy on the 'magic beans'
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27th December 2006, 23:29
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: St Andrews United Kingdom (Scotland)
Posts: 7,384
Car(s): Green mk1 vtr/s and Focus zetec
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danny your car needs more than magic beans to make it quick mate 
gmc magic beans group buy:
Sean
Danny (dsh85)
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Originally Posted by Scott
Internet warriors, hardmen and COCKS ahoy!
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28th December 2006, 02:04
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: aylesbury buckinghamshire
Posts: 4,822
Car(s): Astra Turbo, saxo vts, punto turbo
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haha i jsut looked on the link quote:
"works a treat 0-60 down from 11.3 to 8.2 "
thats fcking jokes, lmao down 2.9seconds hahahahaha but then i kept reading and someone has turned to the darkside, quote:
"BUY NOW FRIDAY!! ARIVED SAT MORNING! PRODUCT WORKS TO SAXO VTR!! RECOMEND FULLY"
This can damage ur car as it tricks the ecu into thinking your engine is cold so the injectors inject a little more fuel to try warm it up to opperating temperature even tho its hot, this extra fuel can do a thing called boar wash were the extra fuel removes the lubrication off the cylinder bore and can cause premature engine failure, please stay away from these
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28th December 2006, 09:18
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Pompey/Darlo
Posts: 31,546
Car(s): MK1 - 1.1 Animal
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i heard hessle had 3 on his, its how he beat danny
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28th December 2006, 11:51
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Guiseley, Leeds
Posts: 2,608
Car(s): Revo Stage 1 Leon FR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean
danny your car needs more than magic beans to make it quick mate
gmc magic beans group buy:
Sean
Danny (dsh85) |
Sean
Danny (dsh85)
Easty
Whats the catch?
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I'm starting to feel how viper looks.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter_D
I was close to it, so frustrating...my arm was aching like fuck, my dick was sore and my face was hurting from twisting it so much in desperation
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28th December 2006, 12:06
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Inverness - Scotland
Posts: 8,294
Car(s): 4th Impreza of the year - 391bhp - Audi S4 Avant,
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well for a bit of banter last year i bought one for 60p
put it in the saxo and the thing owuldnt start so i emailed the guy loads asking how fast it opwuld make my 1.1 and why it wouldnt start then he gave up and i got a refund lol
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28th December 2006, 12:52
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 13,761
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Get five of them and you could see yourself with an extra 100bhp
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28th December 2006, 13:28
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Essex - Harlow
Posts: 889
Car(s): 106 GTi
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dont they make the engine think its colder than it realy is? just ruins the engine...
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28th December 2006, 15:06
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Durham (England)
Posts: 37,932
Car(s): 1. AX
2. Mk2 Saxo VTR
3. MK4 R32 DBP
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im definately up for some magic beans
Sean
Danny (dsh85)
Easty
Predator_VTR
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