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Old 11th February 2010, 17:21   #1
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BIRDS!!!!!

Parked my car where I always do, Came out after work and found this!



Thats just one side! my whole car was covered

Wasnt parked near any ledges, Overhead Wires, Trees nothing. Its like it was a cordinated attack! Little bastards!
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:22   #2
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lmao target, proper bad for your paint
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:27   #3
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Our neighbour has put a massive bird table in the front garden. A flock of seagulls has sussed it out, and now it looks like its been snowing outside... Sickening. And bad for paint.
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:27   #4
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lmao target, proper bad for your paint
I know thats what pisses me off!
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:27   #5
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Jesus that's bad
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:29   #6
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Unlucky mate, get it cleaned asap
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:29   #7
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they hav some big birds near you
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:31   #8
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Unlucky mate, get it cleaned asap
Its off now, jet washed it off asap!

I feel violated tbh
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:34   #9
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Looks like a Bald Eagle has had its way.
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:36   #10
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i had the same happen to me yesterday but not to the same extent, couldnt bare to have it on the car for any longer so gave the car a good wash earlier.

its the seagulls that are the worst for it!
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:56   #11
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i recon it was moxy cos he hates 8v
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Old 11th February 2010, 17:58   #12
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That was a pretty bad attack, i would of been pretty horrified to come out to that tbh.
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that is savage!!
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Old 11th February 2010, 18:25   #14
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Its because you burnt past there nest on your way to work with your supersprint

Lol, thats pretty bad though, unlucky tbh.
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Old 11th February 2010, 18:32   #15
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Judging by their poo they must have been out the night before.

Get revenge, catch one and dump on it's head.
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Old 11th February 2010, 18:35   #16
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its about time someone invented a bird shit deflector Tbh lol , unlucky mate
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Old 11th February 2010, 18:36   #17
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Old 11th February 2010, 18:39   #18
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Lol, that's bad.
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Old 11th February 2010, 19:01   #19
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Bad. But funny
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Meh, shit happens
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