Black VTS, Tesco's Scunthorpe **** FFG

[Fergie]

I saw you chammying your car at the jet wash and thought to myself it looked quite tidy. I went into pay for my petrol and heard someone accelerating really hard and hitting the limiter in 1st and 2nd. Someone behind me say to his girlfriend "I bet it's a Saxo!" and low and behold it was you (if you frequent this site that is), driving off like a complete tit. I'm sure that anyone who could be arsed to look at you thought "wow, he's so cool" or "what a cock!" I think the latter.
And is it any wonder why people think all Saxo drivers are cocks with people like yourself causing us all to be tarred with the same brush.