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16th June 2011, 18:36
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The useless information thread
Everyones knows useless random facts. Im full of them. What do you know that you don't need to know and is of no benefit to anyone. Ill start.
Birds dont pee, Its in their shit.
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16th June 2011, 18:39
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The first known contraceptive was crocodile poo, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C
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16th June 2011, 18:40
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16th June 2011, 18:40
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Originally Posted by kitney
Everyones knows useless random facts. Im full of them. What do you know that you don't need to know and is of no benefit to anyone. Ill start.
Birds dont pee, Its in their shit.
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Birds as in the ornithological variety, or snakes with tits?
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Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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16th June 2011, 18:41
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Every single packet of crisps expire on a Saturday.
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16th June 2011, 18:42
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Originally Posted by Viper
Birds as in the ornithological variety, or snakes with tits?
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No, The flying type. As for snakes with tits, They dont poo.
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16th June 2011, 18:42
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Never eat yellow snow 
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16th June 2011, 18:44
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Ummm, You're doing it wrong. Thats not a fact.
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16th June 2011, 18:46
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Originally Posted by Moke
Every single packet of crisps expire on a Saturday.
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I thought that it was only Walkers crisps not every crisps
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16th June 2011, 18:48
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Originally Posted by VTRelite
I thought that it was only Walkers crisps not every crisps
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Just checked telco own brand and they're on a Saturday, LOL. Awesome!
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Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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16th June 2011, 18:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VTRelite
I thought that it was only Walkers crisps not every crisps
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Every single one 
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16th June 2011, 18:50
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Ummm, You're doing it wrong. Thats not a fact.
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Alright then Don't eat yellow snow it doesn't taste very nice
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16th June 2011, 18:50
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Every single one |
Why? lol
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14 inches or so.
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sorry bud, too big for me. GLWS tho
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16th June 2011, 18:55
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Why? lol
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Haven't a clue dude!
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16th June 2011, 18:58
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Clarence Sedorff is the only player to win the champions league with 3 different clubs
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16th June 2011, 19:00
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" shake it like a polaroid picture " - Outkast
It doesn't require shaking to develop the photo, infact leave it still our the colours may blur.
( thanks radio 1 )
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16th June 2011, 19:03
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Vinigar neutralises the sting of an insect.
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16th June 2011, 19:03
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Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump
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16th June 2011, 19:05
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Vinigar neutralises the sting of an insect.
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I've heard the same but with vinegar 
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Ok Viper, you are 100% correct concerning everything, sorry to have interrupted your discussion, please continue.
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Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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16th June 2011, 19:07
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I've heard the same but with vinegar |
Such an arsehole always trying to make a fool out of me 
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