Tesco Extra (24hr) Arrggghhhh - Saxperience

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:34

Here's my rant for the day.....

Anyone else have a 24 hour tesco extra near them, well i feel they are built purposely to piss u off, yes there handy and they sell everything from universal windscreen wipers to oversized imported bannanas...

But, firstly you have to park up.... this leads to unrequired stress, before u get through the door you've nearly ran three people over, been run into by shopping trollies, avoided three women drivers who are in such a rush to get into the fuckin shop they have no care for other drivers around them, Makes me so fuckin angry....

Then you park up and the nobhead at the side of u has parked over the white line so now you wont enjoy shopping cos you'll be worrying about the twat opening his door on u.....

Then u get to the bank machine and there's always 1 who's getting money out for himself and the whole family, checks every receipt! (Hurry the fuck up)

This is when it gets really stressfull, you enter the shop, people with prams are the first thing u need to avoid, they feel that there a law to themselves and just because they are pushing a pram they can walk anywhere they want, be prepared to move (because they wont).....

U get to the deli counter (my favourite) and you've got a married couple having a discussion about what flavour stilton they should go for this week..., the isles are so close you've got to be a fucking advance driver to get the trolly past anyone, and no one looks over there shoulder when pulling out with the trollies, they just think fuck it i'm going "I have 2 weeks shopping in this trolly love and if it hits u it will hurt"....

Then u get the brats, the 1's where the parents cant control them and there just running riot....

Then its time for the checkout, you arrive to find a young chap called Benjimen who has massive glass's on and is riddled with acne, he smells like a skunks ringpiece and has the IQ of a fucking dog shit!

"Are you collecting vouchers for schools sir?" he asks.... Listen Benjimen i've been in here an hour and couldn't give a fuck about your vouchers, just till it up and let me fuck off, if your happy to sit here for £3 an hour and ask stressed out people about vouchers then thats upto u!

I could go on, as u can gather i hate shopping!!!!

The term "Every little helps" makes me wanna spew up!

Rant Over...Amen....

You may need to read it twice, its winding me up typing it so maybe a few mistakes!

Clouds_mate · 31st October 2006, 15:38

Something that annoyed me back fired today...

Walking into the retailpark looking at this x5 and this youngish lad walks over and laughs at me for looking at his car. I smile like 'i dont give a fuck' he jumps in and i walk over the carpark, I hear a masive bang and turn around the pleb reversed into a lampost ahahaha.

1 nil me.

MissSilverSaxo · 31st October 2006, 15:39

haha thats the funniest rant ive ever read, maybe you should try online shopping far less stressfull for you.

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:40

Spot on mate, love them stories, seen a women reverse into a jag today day in tesco, walks over to the lass and just says "Unlucky" and walked away!

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:41

Online shopping, never thought of that!

jonesyFX · 31st October 2006, 15:41

i work at a tesco extra!

i hate the screaming kids too lol

MissSilverSaxo · 31st October 2006, 15:42

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Originally Posted by Ryan21

Online shopping, never thought of that!

Yep just sit on the net and think ill av that and that and delivered straight to your door. No stupid drivers, trollys, annoying bratts. Although it is fun to walk past their parents and mutter give it a slap

Leo · 31st October 2006, 15:42

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Originally Posted by Ryan21

Here's my rant for the day.....

But, firstly you have to park up.... this leads to unrequired stress, before u get through the door you've nearly ran three people over, been run into by shopping trollies, avoided three women drivers who are in such a rush to get into the fuckin shop they have no care for other drivers around them, Makes me so fuckin angry....

You sound almost shocked that you have to park up to enter a shop, what do you normally do? ramraid the 'Joint ?

Poor Benjimen.

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:43

Joney, please get a new job....

Mcdonalds is better!

Leo · 31st October 2006, 15:43

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Originally Posted by MissSilverSaxo

Yep just sit on the net and think ill av that and that and delivered straight to your door. No stupid drivers, trollys, annoying bratts. Although it is fun to walk past their parents and mutter give it a slap

Sold, i'm in.

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:44

Not just any shop leo...

I'm not popping to the paper shop here pal, i'm doing the friday big shop at peak time!!!!

Course i have to park up!

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:44

I usually smoke the joint before i walk in leo! keeps the stress at bay a little!

Leo · 31st October 2006, 15:45

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Originally Posted by Ryan21

Not just any shop leo...

I'm not popping to the paper shop here pal, i'm doing the friday big shop at peak time!!!!

Course i have to park up!

I am still confused, you have to park up no matter where you go in which you leave the car. The way you worded it was as if you normaly don't park at all, drive through for example!

Ryan21 · 31st October 2006, 15:47

It also says on the last line to read it twice, i'm having a rant mate and apolergise if the grammer isn't perfect...

I'm sure you know what i meant!

Do u work on the tills at tesco Leo?

Clouds_mate · 31st October 2006, 15:48

leo is a nickname im sure his real name is Ben and yes he works at tesco

Leo · 31st October 2006, 15:48

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Originally Posted by Ryan21

It also says on the last line to read it twice, i'm having a rant mate and apolergise if the grammer isn't perfect...

I'm sure you know what i meant!

Do u work on the tills at tesco Leo?

Leo is my star sign, Benjimen is my real name. Next time don't take it out on me