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Old 14th September 2009, 21:51   #81
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By a girl! Just means your comfortable with your sexuality.

It's always the people who ultra homophobic who are in denial i reckon.. then in there 40's leave there marriage and kids for a 15 year old mexican rent boy
Exactly mate, exactly what i am trying to sum up haha
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Old 14th September 2009, 21:52   #82
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ijoke i couldnt do it i chickened out maybe with the diy anal lube that didnt do it for me.

but a trip to nice and naughty on thursday should srt it out
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The guilt is taking its toll.
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Old 14th September 2009, 21:52   #83
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Oh no you di-unt!

Lol at Matt's obsession with another guys finger bum experience.

You are wanking and typing aren't you Matt?
It's harder to do than you think Tony, i've had to glue my laptop to the table because the vibrations were killing my flow!
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Old 14th September 2009, 21:53   #84
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The guilt is taking its toll.
i couldnt lie to my intawebz friendz

been re arranged ide say pics to prove but ..... no
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just make sure it is just her finger that goes in and she does not end up fisitng you
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Old 15th September 2009, 09:54   #86
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funniest thread ive read in ages! lol
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Old 15th September 2009, 10:18   #87
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Well some of you guys might be aware i work abroad. Well if anybody knows about the laws in Germany and hookers, well lets just say you go into places called Eros centre and is a hotel with girls outside every room. All hot as fuck.

I decided to dabble with one as i had never done a hooker, well the digi went up my arse. I did not know what to think, abused or enjoy it. All i was thinking was this fucken bitch has just robbed me for 80euro lol
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Old 15th September 2009, 11:10   #89
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dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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Old 15th September 2009, 11:33   #90
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Denial is dangerous!
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Old 15th September 2009, 11:36   #91
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dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
lmao so u dont shove ure mrs up the shitbox then?
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lol what a quality thread - i know 2 people who have had this done - one liked it and one disliked it - the one who disliked it didnt ask for it tho lol...
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You fail on so many levels.
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people arent meant to have cocks in their mouths, but i still do it.
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Well some of you guys might be aware i work abroad. Well if anybody knows about the laws in Germany and hookers, well lets just say you go into places called Eros centre and is a hotel with girls outside every room. All hot as fuck.

I decided to dabble with one as i had never done a hooker, well the digi went up my arse. I did not know what to think, abused or enjoy it. All i was thinking was this fucken bitch has just robbed me for 80euro lol
bahahahahahahaha made me LOL
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Been there, tried it. Quite enjoyable if I dont say so myself.

Wasnt even just the finger, some slut rammed on of them test tube things (the ones you get shots in at bars) up my ring!!

Loved it, lol. Blew her head off
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epic thread tbh
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dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
its ok, gay doesnt have to be gay

no serious tho its a laff mate recline your chair stick a couple up and relax u nooob.

or GTFO xXx
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jesus i cant believe all you people think this is good, sick homo fucks
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suggest move to health and fitness section ?
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