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14th September 2009, 21:51
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#81
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Originally Posted by Matt67
By a girl! Just means your comfortable with your sexuality.
It's always the people who ultra homophobic who are in denial i reckon.. then in there 40's leave there marriage and kids for a 15 year old mexican rent boy
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Exactly mate, exactly what i am trying to sum up haha
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14th September 2009, 21:52
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#82
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Originally Posted by gazwhittle
yes ..
ijoke i couldnt do it  i chickened out maybe with the diy anal lube that didnt do it for me.
but a trip to nice and naughty on thursday should srt it out
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Lies boy lies.
The guilt is taking its toll.
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Originally Posted by L20VTS
If that's a genuine member i'll take it up the arse!
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14th September 2009, 21:52
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#83
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Originally Posted by Tony
Oh no you di-unt!
Lol at Matt's obsession with another guys finger bum experience.
You are wanking and typing aren't you Matt? 
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It's harder to do than you think Tony, i've had to glue my laptop to the table because the vibrations were killing my flow!
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Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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14th September 2009, 21:53
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#84
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony
Lies boy lies.
The guilt is taking its toll.
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i couldnt lie to my intawebz friendz
been re arranged ide say pics to prove but ..... no
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14th September 2009, 22:29
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just make sure it is just her finger that goes in and she does not end up fisitng you
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15th September 2009, 09:54
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#86
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funniest thread ive read in ages! lol
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15th September 2009, 10:18
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gaz you fail
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15th September 2009, 11:07
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#88
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Well some of you guys might be aware i work abroad. Well if anybody knows about the laws in Germany and hookers, well lets just say you go into places called Eros centre and is a hotel with girls outside every room. All hot as fuck.
I decided to dabble with one as i had never done a hooker, well the digi went up my arse. I did not know what to think, abused or enjoy it. All i was thinking was this fucken bitch has just robbed me for 80euro lol
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15th September 2009, 11:10
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dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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15th September 2009, 11:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stevemcbride
dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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 Denial is dangerous!
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At FCS everyone was pretty similar...Moxy bigging up 16v...then you coming fucking belting round the corner back end out. Quality! max respect.
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15th September 2009, 11:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stevemcbride
dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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lmao so u dont shove ure mrs up the shitbox then?
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15th September 2009, 12:55
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lol what a quality thread - i know 2 people who have had this done - one liked it and one disliked it - the one who disliked it didnt ask for it tho lol...
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15th September 2009, 13:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stevemcbride
dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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You fail on so many levels.
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15th September 2009, 13:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stevemcbride
dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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people arent meant to have cocks in their mouths, but i still do it.
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15th September 2009, 13:52
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Originally Posted by m17ky-u
Well some of you guys might be aware i work abroad. Well if anybody knows about the laws in Germany and hookers, well lets just say you go into places called Eros centre and is a hotel with girls outside every room. All hot as fuck.
I decided to dabble with one as i had never done a hooker, well the digi went up my arse. I did not know what to think, abused or enjoy it. All i was thinking was this fucken bitch has just robbed me for 80euro lol
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bahahahahahahaha made me LOL
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15th September 2009, 13:53
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Been there, tried it. Quite enjoyable if I dont say so myself.
Wasnt even just the finger, some slut rammed on of them test tube things (the ones you get shots in at bars) up my ring!!
Loved it, lol. Blew her head off
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15th September 2009, 15:37
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epic thread tbh
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15th September 2009, 15:42
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#98
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stevemcbride
dirty gay bastards, this forum is sick, it is never acceptable to shove/have something shoved up your bumhole at all, its meant for having a poo and thats it.
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its ok, gay doesnt have to be gay 
no serious tho its a laff mate recline your chair stick a couple up and relax u nooob.
or GTFO xXx
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16th September 2009, 11:52
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#99
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jesus i cant believe all you people think this is good, sick homo fucks
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16th September 2009, 11:55
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#100
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suggest move to health and fitness section ?
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