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boz · 2nd February 2005, 13:35

smithy, just be a true gent. wait a few days then jam your knee into the side of the tarts car who you think did it.
some twat parked his car so close to mine that when he opened his door it hit my car, left a great big dirty dent in my door. i could feel my blood boiling so i discretly placed my knee into his rear quarter a few times. new bmw coupes look nice with 2 dents in the rear quarter. was going to leave a note but it slipped my mind. lol

Smithy · 2nd February 2005, 23:08

Well, my bumper has had some tlc and most of the scuff has gone, you can only really see slight damage when you get right in close. Small ding in the bumper is visible now but hey, fuck it..... saves me having to get a new bumper.

Well, i saw the car which i thought hit mine and to be honest its a bit hard to tell if its the right car, seeing as how the front bumper is literally covered in scrapes and dents!

Ladies and gentlemen i think we have found the culprit! Sarcastic note has ben left on the windscreen and i await developments!

WalzVTR · 3rd February 2005, 00:51

Contents of the note?

G_man_GT · 3rd February 2005, 01:05

contents of the letter? :
when i find out you dented my motor, you'll have to started gettin used to drvin your car like this

Smithy · 3rd February 2005, 01:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by WalzVTR

Contents of the note?

Um.... can't remeber what i scribbled down. Was something along the lines of..... "Thanks very much for damaging my car on monday and not leaving a note. Was a nice surprise when i got home and discovered the paint had been scraped. Can't be totally sure it was you, but judging from the state of your bumper its odds on it was. Word of advice, if you have trouble parking your curent car i suggest getting something smaller which you may be able to park without causing damage to other peoples property."

Bitch.

WalzVTR · 3rd February 2005, 16:07