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1st September 2009, 00:29
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#21
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Established Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Torquay, Torbay, Devon
Posts: 1,206
Car(s): Saxo VTR.... RS2000 167.4bhp
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EPIC!!!!
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Cruz like its 1999.... You laugh because im different,I laugh because your all the same...
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1st September 2009, 02:32
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#22
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1,431
Car(s): VW Golf Sport, Saxo VTS
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lmao there class ill be using some of them next time some beatch pisses me off 
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1st September 2009, 12:02
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#23
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 6,543
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I wouldn't shag her we your cock is a cracker 
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1st September 2009, 14:51
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#24
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wales
Posts: 448
Car(s): 2002 Saxo VTR, 2000 mango forte
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a girl once told me she would rather fuck a cheese grater,
i was impressed by that one....
until i realised how insulting it was!
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1st September 2009, 15:00
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#25
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Tyldesley, Manchester
Posts: 5,276
Car(s): 1.Saxo VTR 2.Saxo180
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Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Fow as a clogs back.
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Iv Been tangoed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimoVTR
the smell of rape was lingering a bit to long then?
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2nd September 2009, 18:30
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#26
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: isle of bute
Posts: 585
Car(s): project saxo vts,
escort gti,
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fraggle_VTR
a girl once told me she would rather fuck a cheese grater,
i was impressed by that one....
until i realised how insulting it was!
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lol thats amazin 
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2nd September 2009, 18:35
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#27
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: fife
Posts: 411
Car(s): mk2 icelandic grey saxo vtr
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a fanny like its been hit by a firemans axe
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2nd September 2009, 19:19
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#28
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Northern Ireland - Co. Londonderry
Posts: 540
Car(s): Ep3 type r + Saxo VTS
Old: '89 205 1.6 GTi
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she has a head on her like a busted sofa
and if i was to fuck her, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
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13th September 2009, 22:41
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#29
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Stranraer
Posts: 3,437
Car(s): bodied VTR
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leave her face like a painters radio
fanny like the end o a pringle can
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13th September 2009, 22:54
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#30
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Porthcawl
Posts: 5,726
Car(s): FQ Volvo V70R
Peugeot Partner
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face like a dog whos been chasing parked cars...
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13th September 2009, 23:06
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#31
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: N.Ireland
Posts: 3,523
Car(s): French piece of shit. (VTR)
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She's so fat you'd need to roll her in dough to find her wet spot.
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13th September 2009, 23:08
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#32
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Infrequent Poster
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: North East
Posts: 194
Car(s): VTS
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shes that fat, every time ive shagged her ive burnt my arse on the light bulb!!
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13th September 2009, 23:10
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#33
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Established Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1,452
Car(s): Saxo VTR
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heed like a burst fag
bull dog chewin mayonaise
banged more times than a taxi door
village bike, everyones had a shot
face like a baboon wae piles
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I don't care if I fall, Aslong as someone picks up my gun and keeps shooting! 
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3rd October 2009, 20:35
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#34
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: isle of bute
Posts: 585
Car(s): project saxo vts,
escort gti,
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i wouldnt shag her with yours
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3rd October 2009, 20:48
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#35
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 5,219
Car(s): Too poor.
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Face Like a dog licking piss off a nettle
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Quote:
Originally Posted by holdawayt
I poo, I poo a lot. Even when i don't need to poo I sit on my throne and sure enough - I poo
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3rd October 2009, 20:50
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#36
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 5,219
Car(s): Too poor.
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Like throwing a 1p down an alley-way
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Quote:
Originally Posted by holdawayt
I poo, I poo a lot. Even when i don't need to poo I sit on my throne and sure enough - I poo
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3rd October 2009, 21:17
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#37
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England)
Posts: 3,742
Car(s): Saxo MK2 VTS
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Face like a blistered piss-pot
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"Tupps + Fossie, Mitchell Brothers... But Bigger......"
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3rd October 2009, 23:09
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#38
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: new tredegar
Posts: 583
Car(s): fiesta st
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face like a melted wellie
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3rd October 2009, 23:24
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#39
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Established Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1,425
Car(s): Toyota Yaris 1.8 SR
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She's had more Sausages than the butcher.....
She walks about with a mattress on her back & a 50p meter tied to it....
She takes it up the Deaf & Dumb......
She likes a good jobbie jabber.....
She maybe ugly but you don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.....
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4th October 2009, 02:10
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#40
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Somewhere in Bonnyland
Posts: 10,669
Car(s): Super clean mk5 Golf Gti and 306 hdi
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wouldnae kick her out the bed for fartin
looks like a bus reversed into her face... twice!!
she's a right growler!!
get your minge away before you poison the atmosphere
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