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Old 18th April 2010, 20:11   #21
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did it in the back seats lol but caught chlamydia fail!!
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Old 18th April 2010, 20:11   #22
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did it in the back seats lol but caught chlamydia fail!!
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Old 18th April 2010, 20:17   #24
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lol me? noooo
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Old 18th April 2010, 20:19   #25
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its doable in a multiple of positions in a saxo, and im not exactly a 5ft short fecker
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looks like i'm the only one that failed epically on this one. back seat, one leg on the cushion, one leg sort of standing on the car floor and one hand on the back bench, other hanging onto a grab handle.

was like trying to fuck whilst solving a rubix cube the amount of thinking i had to do.

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Tried with my ex EPIC FAIL!
With my current back seats + her head banging off the roof LMAO!

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Old 18th April 2010, 20:25   #29
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wasnt even good either
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Old 18th April 2010, 20:42   #30
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hahahah both front seat forward done the trick for me lol
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If in doubt use the bonnet (asw alert)
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Didnt have any problems doing it on the back seats
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the bonnets too weak to take the full weight. you can only lean on it. thats crap
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Old 18th April 2010, 20:58   #35
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the bonnets too weak to take the full weight. you can only lean on it. thats crap
Since when does it need to take the full weight.



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its a 60% chance that someone has had sex in your sax before you did
i love having a escort, lots of room
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balance? pffft.
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its a 60% chance that someone has had sex in your sax before you did
i love having a escort, lots of room
lol my m8 who brought my saxo off me a few weeks ago was a bit disgusted when i told him haha havent tried in my 306 yet but 5 door and loads bigger in the back so should be fine
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Some of these answers are comedy
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Passenger seat reclined ftw
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