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Old 17th June 2011, 09:56   #81
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saxo180 never had 180.

vRS180 does. However, I challenge you to a RR
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Old 17th June 2011, 09:57   #82
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lobsters blood is blue
35% of people on dating sites are marrieda
coca cola conntained coca ( active ingriedient in cocaine) untill 1903
some babys are born with there vision upside down and it takes a day or 2 for their brains to figure this out.
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Old 17th June 2011, 09:59   #83
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coca cola conntained coca ( active ingriedient in cocaine) untill 1903
some babys are born with there vision upside down and it takes a day or 2 for their brains to figure this out.
I wonder if that's why babies love being upside down?

"Holy shit everything is the right way round! YAY "
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Old 17th June 2011, 10:13   #84
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saxo180 never had 180.

vRS180 does. However, I challenge you to a RR
I accept your challenge. You pay if the car runs 180 or more, I pay if it's less
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Old 17th June 2011, 10:15   #85
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Dyno at Trax???
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Old 17th June 2011, 10:16   #86
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LOL. Do we do mine as well?

James, fuck one at Trax. They will purposefully over read to bring in more custom lol.
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Cows can go down stairs, they just don't like it.

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Today's fact.... I don't like someone else putting gravy on my dinner... I want to put my own on thank you very much!
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I don't like someone else putting gravy on my dinner... I want to put my own on thank you very much!
that is the most random thing i've ever seen someone say on here..

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
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i Srsly want a pet kangaroo, a pet zebra and a pet skunk!
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is it true kangeroo are able to kick a human head clean off with one of their jump kick things ?
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Old 17th June 2011, 12:18   #92
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Easy solution for one of them. Paint Lumi
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Vinigar neutralises the sting of an insect.
a wasp sting yes, as its alkali, but a bee sting is acid so adding vinegar will aggravate it.
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some babys are born with there vision upside down and it takes a day or 2 for their brains to figure this out.
everyones vision is upside down; the way the light enters your cornea and passes onto the retina means that the image "hits" the retina upside down. Its up to your brain to flip the image.

Scientists tested this in the 70s - gave people glasses to wear that flipped their vision upside down and got them to perform tasks, read,walk around etc. After a day or so, the brain flips the image the right way up again.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour FLOL

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich so true

A sneeze can blast out of your nose at a speed greater than 100 mph

Every square inch of your body is populated by an about 32 million bacteria

African elephants have ears shaped like the continent of Africa
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The span of your arms is your height.
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That doesn't seem right

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Just tested it, your right!
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*quickly goes to check*
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