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16th January 2009, 11:20
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Its prize time...
Just had an email round at work:
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From: Mike Ball
Sent: 16 January 2009 11:18
To: CPW Birmingham On-Site Staff
Subject: Toilet Training.....
Importance: High
Could the friend(s) of humanity that use the urinals for chewing gum disposal (or temporary storage?) please cease and desist. Someone (more often than not Jayne or Sheryll) has to fish it out with their fingers so please show a bit of consideration.
While on the subject of toilets, can anyone explain why we keep finding empty milk bottles in the traps on the 1st floor? (There may be a prize for the most amusing explanation).
Seriously though, the cleaners work like nutters trying to keep the commodes clean in this office, please help them out by looking after the facilities and reporting any problems ASAP.
Cheers
Someone give me the best answer to the bold text...
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16th January 2009, 11:21
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Goatse
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16th January 2009, 11:38
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Why do you have "traps" on your first floor? What are you trying to keep out...? 
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16th January 2009, 11:42
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Lol subject - Toilet Training hahah
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16th January 2009, 11:43
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Someone wanting some form of George Michael-esque "toilet fun" with the milkman, using the bottles as enticement?
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16th January 2009, 11:43
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how the would a milk bottle fit in a trap 
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16th January 2009, 11:53
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just send them a link to the guy that shoves a glass jar up his ass
suggest thats what you have been doing with the milk bottles
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16th January 2009, 11:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yates
just send them a link to the guy that shoves a glass jar up his ass
suggest thats what you have been doing with the milk bottles
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Thankyou Matthew
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16th January 2009, 12:06
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are the milk bottles gold or silver tops?? lol
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16th January 2009, 12:09
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oh....can anyone explain why you always see those pineapple chunks in mens urinals??either i'm gettin older or they are losing their taste these days!!!....eww!!
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16th January 2009, 12:24
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bottleguy.com or something i think it is.
bit not safe for work.......
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16th January 2009, 12:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djrem
bottleguy.com or something i think it is.
bit not safe for work.......
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Matts on about the other video though when the dude uses a jar and it breaks.
Fully sick (in a bad way)
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16th January 2009, 12:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peejous
Matts on about the other video though when the dude uses a jar and it breaks.
Fully sick (in a bad way)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
You cant send that round an office.
Thats like wanking over your own P45
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16th January 2009, 13:35
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could be filming the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup....2 guys one milk bottle.
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16th January 2009, 21:35
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Why the bottles are there
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16th January 2009, 21:42
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1 man 1 cup. so so wrong
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16th January 2009, 22:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peejous
Matts on about the other video though when the dude uses a jar and it breaks.
Fully sick (in a bad way)
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i demand link.
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16th January 2009, 22:39
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its on efukt called 1 man 1 cup iirc
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