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6th August 2010, 15:22
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It looks like you have a plastic bag on your arse.. ahahahaaha.
...Imagine if you pull a lass now.. get her back to your room.. you've forgotten about it and she sees that.
ahahahahahah.
...Could try pass it off as a shit catheter?
...Dunno what's less embarrassing though.
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6th August 2010, 15:23
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taking the phrase chili ring a bit far 
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6th August 2010, 15:23
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how do you sit down? or go for a shit?? the latter being an important time for your deepest thoughts  |
i sit on a cushion and the dressing is slightly higher than required for when needing a poo 
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6th August 2010, 15:24
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OW!
i wouldnt be laughing
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6th August 2010, 15:25
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One hell of a spanking, did they use a large paddle?
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6th August 2010, 15:25
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amazing
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This just escalated to a whole new level of perversion. I like it.
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6th August 2010, 15:25
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Originally Posted by D8N_LL
i sit on a cushion and the dressing is slightly higher than required for when needing a poo |
 you must be having an awful time i'm sorry i will show some compassion im sure that's going to take a while to go back to normal tho
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6th August 2010, 15:26
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Fuck. That!
I would not be impressed at all. In fact, they would not be my mates any more. And I am pretty sure I would cry. lol
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Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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6th August 2010, 15:27
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Originally Posted by Sparky26
you must be having an awful time i'm sorry i will show some compassion im sure that's going to take a while to go back to normal tho |
they reckon about 2/3 weeks before i can take the dressings off. the worst bit about it is that i have to go to hospital 8:30 every morning for it to be re-dressed
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6th August 2010, 15:29
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im started to think, this is going to be one of those mega LOL threads that gets passed around 100+ forums! aha
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6th August 2010, 15:30
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Originally Posted by D8N_LL
they reckon about 2/3 weeks before i can take the dressings off. the worst bit about it is that i have to go to hospital 8:30 every morning for it to be re-dressed
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that's gotta be embarrassing the look's from the nurse's you must get!! payback is needed in this situation me thinks 
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6th August 2010, 15:31
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did it hurt?
did you cry? lol
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6th August 2010, 15:31
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Originally Posted by D8N_LL
im started to think, this is going to be one of those mega LOL threads that gets passed around 100+ forums! aha
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/ facebook and any other sites people will link this to.
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6th August 2010, 15:31
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ow my, sorry dude..
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6th August 2010, 15:33
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/ facebook and any other sites people will link this too.
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Yeah I'm gonna get the family round for a gander at his medium rare arse.
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6th August 2010, 15:33
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Originally Posted by nicole_
did it hurt?
did you cry? lol
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yes it was the most pain ive ever had in my life! and im not ashamed to admit, yes i did cry! mainly because i was very very drunk and the pain was absolutely excruciating!
that picture in the first post is after a week of healing, so imagine what it was like a week ago! aha
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6th August 2010, 15:33
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I possibly may have already linked a lot of my friends to this on fb...
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6th August 2010, 15:34
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aww bless ya 
did it wake you up straight away or did they do it for a while?
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6th August 2010, 15:35
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The only way to get them back is set them and their house's on fire.. looks fucking painful.
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6th August 2010, 15:35
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i farted once onto a lighter and singed my hairs but never this bad 
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