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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:42   #61
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But the disabled toilets are better kept and you can lock the whole toilet
more space too. and theres the handle for her to grab when it gets rough
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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:44   #62
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LMFAO at the disabled toilet shit
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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:49   #63
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you make your mam sound OLD and WRINKLY, any piss while you were at it?
Theres 3 brand new reclining leather single seaters in the sitting room, and it was in the one my mummy always sits on

Just because you have a brown 2 person sofa in your house that you salvaged out your neighbours skip doesn't mean everyone else is in old fashioned, piss stained second hand chairs

Run along now, good lad
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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:51   #64
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ever since that vtec haters thread peter you seemed to have turned into a very nasty man..

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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:52   #65
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I've not changed a bit, and i'm not nasty it's only the internet dont take it serious
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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:53   #66
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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:54   #67
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Old 22nd April 2010, 13:58   #68
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FUCKING LMFAO wtf haha
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Old 22nd April 2010, 14:17   #70
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Old 22nd April 2010, 15:41   #71
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behind a church

in a farmers field with big tall grass, that was a messy day ruined my brand new CK's.

last winter spooning on the sofa,under a quilt her mam came in and sat on the one seater, gf had a skirt on so i kinda warmed her up and slipped it in whilst in conversation

LMFAO. Did you have an interesting conversation with your girlfriend when the mum wasnt around?
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Old 22nd April 2010, 16:05   #72
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Saline graveyard

Behind a bank after clubs

In some of the cars ive owned

Parents bed, rank i know, only bed available at the time

On a balcony

While my gf slept next to me........that was probably the worst thing ive ever done
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Old 22nd April 2010, 16:07   #73
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Saline graveyard

Behind a bank after clubs

In some of the cars ive owned

Parents bed, rank i know, only bed available at the time

On a balcony

While my gf slept next to me........that was probably the worst thing ive ever done
forgot bout that one.. yes on a hotel balcony in spain too..
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Saline graveyard

Behind a bank after clubs

In some of the cars ive owned

Parents bed, rank i know, only bed available at the time

On a balcony

While my gf slept next to me........that was probably the worst thing ive ever done
What did you rape her or did you fuck another girl whilst your gf was in bed with you asleep? :|
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What did you rape her or did you fuck another girl whilst your gf was in bed with you asleep? :|
Hahahahahahaha another lassie
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Hahahahahahaha another lassie
How the fucking hell did you set that up, and how the hell did you get away with it... you're a bad man, probably going to hell.
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Old 22nd April 2010, 16:27   #77
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How the fucking hell did you set that up, and how the hell did you get away with it... you're a bad man, probably going to hell.
cheating is one thing but thats bang out of order imo
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cheating is one thing but thats bang out of order imo
I didn't want to pass judgement, no point, internet and all that, does no good anyway...
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While my gf slept next to me........that was probably the worst thing ive ever done
Twat! Poor girlfriend
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What did you rape her or did you fuck another girl whilst your gf was in bed with you asleep? :|
Would of been better if he combined the 2.. Raped the other girl beside his sleeping girlfriend. THEN i would have respect for him
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