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7th May 2008, 15:43
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Location: Midlands UK
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Originally Posted by Certi
it was only a 10 month contract.
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But thats 10 months of pure sex
The Mrs.- "So what did you do today dear?"
You- "Killed a bunch of people, shot a copper in the face, slept with a prostitute, and when I got to the safehouse i was hiding from the mafia. Good day all in all, things are shaping up. You?"
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VTR'd 1.1i progress
cognement-the french word for knocking, something citroen built into every vehicle as standard.
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7th May 2008, 17:21
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#922
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Location: Blackburn
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how do you get prostitutes?
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2007 A3 / Phantom black / TDI / Sline / 170 BHP and 256 Torques
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7th May 2008, 17:40
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 140 Grime St.
Posts: 15,163
Car(s): Panamera
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stop near them. beep. then drive off somewhere quiet. do the deed. then kill them for your money back after.
i only found out the other day myself. pretty realistic.
even the time scales realistic.
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lolDsorryCmy bad
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7th May 2008, 17:41
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#924
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 2,882
Car(s): 54 Audi A4 Estate 1.9TDi
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robb
stop near them. beep. then drive off somewhere quiet. do the deed. then kill them for your money back after.
i only found out the other day myself. pretty realistic.
even the time scales realistic.
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it only takes 10 seconds, oh sorry...........
anyone choose cash on the last mission, is that the last mission? if you choose that option. Also i am only on 70% whats that about
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Evo 4 - HKS oil cap, HKS rad cap, carbon fibre gas bonnet struts, Blitz nur spec R, HKS ssvq dump valve, carbon fibre ralliart strut brace, greddy turbo timer, HKS EVC 6 boost controller, walbro 255 fuel pump Racing clutch
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7th May 2008, 19:08
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#925
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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Location: Solihull
Posts: 18,231
Car(s): Two Tone Sax
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what percentage of the game do I have to do befoe I'm on the third island?
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7th May 2008, 19:10
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#926
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Cheltenham
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96% iirc - how much you on?
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7th May 2008, 19:12
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#927
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Portsmouth
Posts: 2,882
Car(s): 54 Audi A4 Estate 1.9TDi
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lmao around 50 i would say mate
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Evo 4 - HKS oil cap, HKS rad cap, carbon fibre gas bonnet struts, Blitz nur spec R, HKS ssvq dump valve, carbon fibre ralliart strut brace, greddy turbo timer, HKS EVC 6 boost controller, walbro 255 fuel pump Racing clutch
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7th May 2008, 20:32
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#928
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: M'Bro - Teesside
Posts: 3,060
Car(s): 401 bhp r33 skyline
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third island around 50%
65% im on now and just completed it (sad i know)
cant believe the ending. didnt know whether to kill the bloke or do the job for him. in the end i did both to see what the different endings are. trying so hard not to give any spoilers
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7th May 2008, 23:40
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#929
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: k-in-a, notts
Posts: 1,858
Car(s): bmw 330ci sport !
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cant beleive people are completing it allready lol, need to stay of the online mode and get the game completed lol
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8th May 2008, 01:49
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#930
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Perthshire United Kingdom (Scotland)
Posts: 2,967
Car(s): Audi Coupe GT
Seat Ibiza
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love this game, snow storm ftl though, can never find my way out the building
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some say hes the tetris champion, others say hes not......all we know...............hes called ibiza_rik
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Originally Posted by JC-Furio
Speak off this to anyone, and you'll be chewing pubes for months. Yes i'll teabag you with my unshaven ballbag.
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PS3 Tag: Mtracerz
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8th May 2008, 01:52
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#931
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Location: Frome, down deepest, darkest zummerset
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Car(s): VTRallye
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already bored of it...
whacked the cheats in aswell, CBA lol
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8th May 2008, 06:16
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#932
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Established Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Wakefield
Posts: 1,751
Car(s): Blue mk2 VTR, White MK2 VTS
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Interesting.. funny.. stole from Digg as site is down...
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We usually don’t write many personal pieces here on TEB, but I just have to share the story of my wife playing GTA IV for the first time. I want to make a couple things clear before I start this absurd story. 1. I love girl gamers. I think its awesome when girls get really into video games and break stereotypes by whooping ass in COD4 or GTA IV multiplayer. I’m not trying to hate on girl gamers. 2. I love my wife and she is very understanding of my video game obsession.
Ok, now that the disclaimer is over, I can proceed with the story.
As of late, much of my time has been spent in the friendly confines of Liberty City, and my wife has been extremely tolerant of my gaming time. Last weekend we were about to go out to eat, so I began shutting the game down when the thought popped in my head, “After watching me play for hours, I wonder if my wife wants a turn?” She was sitting on the couch next to me, so I extended the controller to her and asked, “You wanna drive around for a bit?” She replied, “Sure, why not.” During her time in Liberty City, my wife somehow manage to suck all of the fun out of GTA IV.
I was in some ***** coupe when she took over the wheel, and she began tooling around the city in a leisurely fashion. I mentioned that she might want a slicker ride, and helped her exit the car and attempt to jack another one. She ran up to a car with two homeboys in it and yanked the door open, but that’s when things went horribly wrong. She walked away from the car, and one of the gentlemen came chasing with a baseball bat. In all the excitement, she clicked the left stick sending Niko into a crouch then yelled “Why does my guy keep ducking??” I yelled “Click the left-stick” repeatedly without realizing she would have no idea what that actually meant. Attempting to flee the scene, she crouch-walked down the street only to get whipped some more with by the guy with the bat. Miraculously, somehow she ended up punching the guy several times, knocking him out, and getting his bat. After walking around in circles a few times, it was finally time to leave the scene. As she was leaving, we saw the guy she just beat up limping away. I suggested she finish him off and she said “Awww, that’s not nice, he learned his lesson.” He learned his lesson indeed.
After making it through our first big fight, my wife ran up to a trash dumpster and began repeatedly hitting it with her new baseball bat (because she wanted to swing the bat but hitting people is mean she said). This went on for around 2 minutes before I suggested that she moved on to a different, perhaps more entertaining, activity. She ran over to a huge semi truck and jacked it. I thought to myself “This should be fun, there is no way she is going to be able to drive that around and not get in trouble.” I couldn’t have been more wrong. As the semi began to lumber out of its parking spot my wife exclaimed, “Oooh, you know what will be fun, driving around and obeying all of the traffic rules.” Yeah, because THAT’S what makes GTA IV a great game, obeying all the rules! What the holy hell is wrong here!?!?
My wife played this mind-numbingly boring game of obeying traffic lights for around 5 minutes before accidentally hitting an elderly pedestrian while traveling about 2 miles an hour. My wife gasped and lept from her truck to “check and see if she is ok.” I’m not making this ***** up. I asked my wife, “What are you going to do if she is injured…throw her in your semi and take her to the hospital?” to which she replied, “Can you do that in this game?” Sadly…no. (unfortunately, the poor old woman did not make it through the accident.)
After the tragedy of mowing down the old woman, my wife decided driving a semi was a little to much vehicle for her to handle in a safe manner. She jacked a parked car and immediately was pursued by Liberty City’s finest. Amazingly, she was able to escape the grasp of the long arm of the law (I believe she ran some stoplights during the chase.) That may have been a little too much excitement because after fleeing to safety she decided her time in Liberty City was over. She handed the controller back to me, and I immediately began plugging pedestrians with my shotgun because I was full of pent up GTA rage from watching that lame-ass traffic law game. Seeing my murderous rampage, my wife yelled “Stop! Stop! You’re being like that kid from Virginia Tech!” Seriously, I’m not making this ***** up. Chalk one up for Jack-*****-Thompson.
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8th May 2008, 09:49
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#933
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ive done about 40% i think
stuck on the mission were you go with pakie and his pals to the steal the cash of the mafia.
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2007 A3 / Phantom black / TDI / Sline / 170 BHP and 256 Torques
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8th May 2008, 10:57
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#934
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: darlington
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my lass likes to drive and obey the rules, its so fuckn boring she does it dead slow aswell trying not to crash and all tat shit.
tbh imbored of it, love the previous but, after getting only 2 hrs on it in the first week i thought woooo ill hammer it all this week as i now had the time available, i find my self playing an hr here and there then its on to COD online and PRO EVO against me cousin, it is a "better" game than the prev but way to much over the top hype on all this "NEW" stuff you can do that would make it an amazing near real life experience lol
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8th May 2008, 13:28
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#935
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COD 4 i need to get this game and get online
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2007 A3 / Phantom black / TDI / Sline / 170 BHP and 256 Torques
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8th May 2008, 13:30
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#936
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanuman
my lass likes to drive and obey the rules, its so fuckn boring she does it dead slow aswell trying not to crash and all tat shit.
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She needs to learn the ways of the truck tbh, takes a while to get going but nothing stops that mother huber... I regulary have shoot outs with the police, steal their car, then try and escape. FAIL!
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8th May 2008, 13:37
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#937
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ashford
Posts: 25,611
Car(s): LY R26
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Ive hardly touched this game since release. :/
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8th May 2008, 14:12
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#938
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Wank
Posts: 6,039
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
ive done about 40% i think
stuck on the mission were you go with pakie and his pals to the steal the cash of the mafia.
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Did that last night mate before I switched it off. He drops you off at a jetty kinda thing so I just went ape shit with the ak and took down everything I could see before turning it off without saving ftw...........
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Ruddy.........
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8th May 2008, 14:53
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#939
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Verwood
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruddy
Did that last night mate before I switched it off. He drops you off at a jetty kinda thing so I just went ape shit with the ak and took down everything I could see before turning it off without saving ftw...........
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Loved the carnage so much your gonna do it again?
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8th May 2008, 14:55
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#940
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Location: Tamworth
Posts: 9,581
Car(s): VTR, RX8
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still yet to get this but is it true they havent got planes this time coz of terrorism?
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