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6th September 2008, 18:18
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Warning! Do NOT shave your bum!!
Yea you read that right.
Just got back from seeing a mate in hospital.
He had to be rushed in thursday morning to server pains in his perineum (stink bridge, gooch, quiche, bifkin etc)
Turns out, his missus shaved his bum. His hair tried to grow back, he got a ingrown hair in his Perineum area which turned into a massive deep tissue abscess 
He had an operation friday to gouge out the puss (bluegh) he's now left with a 2" wide wound thats about 4"s deep. Has to have it stuffed full of dressing every day as its got to slowly heal from the inside out. Should take 6 months to close...
Gutted.
DO NOT SHAVE YOUR BUM!!!
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6th September 2008, 18:20
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FUCK thats nasty
tbh i lolled 
neat trim ftw then
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6th September 2008, 18:21
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Errr, i quite like my hairy crack how it is 
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6th September 2008, 18:23
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pics or it didnt happen..
come to think of it maybe give thm a miss!!
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6th September 2008, 18:23
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lmbo, he will be the talk of the dr's mess!
hahaha
Tbh that doesn't just happen, he will have been in pain for a while before the abcess developed!
Definately a thread where photos are not required!
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6th September 2008, 18:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexR
Errr, i quite like my hairy crack how it is |
me too 
flossing ftw
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6th September 2008, 18:24
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Ouchhh!
Jesus!
I just had the Razor in my hand then lolz
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Originally Posted by holdawayt
I poo, I poo a lot. Even when i don't need to poo I sit on my throne and sure enough - I poo
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6th September 2008, 18:24
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That sounds really nasty and painful.
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6th September 2008, 18:24
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Perfect story to go with my garlic bread 
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Originally Posted by Aly
Sam there's not a day goes by where I sniff the seat for after smell of your arse
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6th September 2008, 18:24
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reading this has really ruined my day...
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Pirates of the caribean 2 (aka been a first one, aka repost)
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Originally Posted by lee_saxo
some lad pulled up a type R, and had a sticker on the back. If it ain't jap it's crap. I thought what a bender
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6th September 2008, 18:27
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Well.... the story goes that he had a sore rear end for a couple of weeks and just put it down to the possibility of having piles but never did anything about it untill wednesday night when he couldnt sleep/move because of pain, finaly had to go to A+E Thursday morning.
Quite funny seing a 6ft6 bloke in a nappy type thing full of dressings.
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6th September 2008, 18:27
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dam thats sounds nasty
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6th September 2008, 18:29
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Do not look at this page.
Pilonidal sinus.. Used to be very common in American GI's after the introduction of the Jeep. (it had metal seats and long journeys would cause pressure in the perineal area and force the hair to ingrow.)
V.
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Vidal i love you
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Originally Posted by Pat_Vts
sometimes i dont like you being a know it all
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6th September 2008, 18:29
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ouch poor man 
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6th September 2008, 18:30
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happened to one of my mates
pretty much had two holes for about 6 months
wouldnt heal so it had to be drained and plugged every week
sick stuff
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6th September 2008, 18:31
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nice pids vidal
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6th September 2008, 18:32
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Hahahahaha.
Wouldn't dream of getting rid of mine, I like the little chocolate treasures that I occasionally find there.
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6th September 2008, 18:32
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Damn that's fucking nasty lol.
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6th September 2008, 18:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JC-Furio
Hahahahaha.
Wouldn't dream of getting rid of mine, I like the little chocolate treasures that I occasionally find there.
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Bork ftl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aly
Sam there's not a day goes by where I sniff the seat for after smell of your arse
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6th September 2008, 18:35
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DUDE just NO! lol
Im just off to eat my sweet n sour aswell LOL.
fk sake cheers wish I never read this thread hahaha
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