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17th August 2010, 21:57
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What is it with the Male Penis?
Just to clarify (lads), when you have a pee its nice and simple to aim down the pan but does anyone else sometimes when you have a pee, it 'fans' out and sprays or goes in the most random directions (9/10 over the seat or misses completely because it just happned to me. Checked the foreskin, it wasnt overlapping the hole so cant blame the foreskin so what is going on?
Jews need not answer  and please tell me other men get this or have i got some deformed penis going on. Looks good to me 
Random but had to ask......
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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17th August 2010, 21:58
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oh for the love of god...
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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17th August 2010, 21:58
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Can't say I've had a problem. 21 years of practice seems to have worked for me
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17th August 2010, 21:58
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you just started a thread bout cock and peeing, you a secret perv?
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17th August 2010, 21:59
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Pissing with a boner's always hard. LOL.
...Is though.
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17th August 2010, 21:59
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Originally Posted by timmythechef
you just started a thread bout cock and peeing, you a secret perv?
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he wants you all to post pics I think.
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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17th August 2010, 21:59
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Checked the foreskin, it wasnt overlapping the hole so cant blame the foreskin so what is going on?
hahahahaha god this has made me laugh so much detail for something so strange
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17th August 2010, 22:00
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What a surprise Lacey was the first reply to a thread about cock LOL..
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17th August 2010, 22:00
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Originally Posted by timmythechef
you just started a thread bout cock and peeing, you a secret perv?
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Lmao, ermmm..... And no i did not have a rock on.... I swear. Come on your winding me up now, you know you've all had it at some point. 
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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17th August 2010, 22:00
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Also - Pissing when intoxicated, pissing with the lights off.
I know what you mean bro - When it comes out like a fountain, you're scrambling around.. But you can't stop mid-flow.. nothing you can do.. just gonna have to leave it to someone else to clean up.
I'm with you mate.
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17th August 2010, 22:00
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Are we seriously about to have this conversation...
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At FCS everyone was pretty similar...Moxy bigging up 16v...then you coming fucking belting round the corner back end out. Quality! max respect.
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17th August 2010, 22:00
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Originally Posted by Princey_vts
Just to clarify (lads), when you have a pee its nice and simple to aim down the pan but does anyone else sometimes when you have a pee, it 'fans' out and sprays or goes in the most random directions (9/10 over the seat or misses completely because it just happned to me. Checked the foreskin, it wasnt overlapping the hole so cant blame the foreskin so what is going on?
Jews need not answer and please tell me other men get this or have i got some deformed penis going on. Looks good to me
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From a medical perspective I would say that you do indeed have a deformed penis secondary to AIDS.
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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17th August 2010, 22:00
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when you've got to use 2 hand, i tend to lean a bit off balance
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17th August 2010, 22:01
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Mate, im taking one for the team, and im going to agree with you, it fans out for me and then kinda towards the end dribbles a lil bit. But this only happens sometimes, Its all about the sit down wee
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17th August 2010, 22:01
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Well, thank you for my additional sig.
I seem to be able to pee fine, for the record.
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17th August 2010, 22:01
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Originally Posted by MiniGibbo
What a surprise Lacey was the first reply to a thread about cock LOL..
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captured my attention. 
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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Last edited by Lacey_106; 17th August 2010 at 22:03.
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17th August 2010, 22:02
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Originally Posted by Bound
Also - Pissing when intoxicated, pissing with the lights off.
I know what you mean bro - When it comes out like a fountain, you're scrambling around.. But you can't stop mid-flow.. nothing you can do.. just gonna have to leave it to someone else to clean up.
I'm with you mate.
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AAAAAAA told you all you bunch o f*ckers. Seriously, i thought there was something going on. Happens to the best of us. Cheers man
PS not pissed, and my lights were burning bright and yes we are having this convo. Its in the name of medical science
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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17th August 2010, 22:02
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loool, let me find peej toilet bourd
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17th August 2010, 22:02
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if i have a wazz after a shag it flirts all over the place, same if i've been diddling around with my foreskin, don't worry, i've got 2 sons i blame for pissing on the seat lol
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17th August 2010, 22:02
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
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