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10th December 2009, 10:05
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If you were trapped on a desert island
And you could only have 1 of the following what/who would it be and why
1.) A Saxp Member
2.) 1 food or drink product
3.) 1 entertainment device
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10th December 2009, 10:07
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1. scott-e (fellow scouser  )
2. Kendal mint cake
3. solar powered MP3 player
Although i wouldnt want any of them, all i would want is a machete or a parang.
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10th December 2009, 10:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leeroybrown
And you could only have 1 of the following what/who would it be and why
1.) A Saxp Member
2.) 1 food or drink product
3.) 1 entertainment device
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1) Nicholas Hewitt
2) Beer
3) A Shotgun
Can you see where this is going?
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10th December 2009, 10:11
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1.) no-one as i couldnt stand anyone going on about their Turbod vts/vtr while im stuck
2.) a 5 gazillion litre bottle of water
3.) laptop to see the progress of hellonpluto's piss thread
Last edited by pr0xibus; 10th December 2009 at 10:24.
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10th December 2009, 10:16
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sorry i would like to add toilet paper to the above list as i wouldnt want to wipe my arse on hot sand
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10th December 2009, 10:18
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1) Danr - to dominate and make my bitch.
2) A shit load of ice tea.
3) A boat.....
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10th December 2009, 10:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matty_Mills
1) Danr - to dominate and make my bitch.
2) A shit load of ice tea.
3) A boat.....
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you would have to make the boat with disco lights etc etc as it wouldnt count as an entertainment device, actually i dont think that would count anyway lol
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10th December 2009, 10:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0xibus
you would have to make the boat with disco lights etc etc as it wouldnt count as an entertainment device, actually i dont think that would count anyway lol
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I sail as a hobby... no joke.
Therefore... entertainment
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10th December 2009, 10:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matty_Mills
I sail as a hobby... no joke.
Therefore... entertainment 
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damn lol least you wont have toilet paper unlike I
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10th December 2009, 10:32
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10th December 2009, 10:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0xibus
damn lol least you wont have toilet paper unlike I 
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I shall use my sail....
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Originally Posted by MR_N
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too true!
My hair is better than May's though...
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10th December 2009, 10:36
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1, Terri-c2 (the wife to go find and cook me food  )
2, 1 million kegs of budwieser 
3, a laptop and dongle so i can read how peoples saxo's are quicker than 911 gt3's
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10th December 2009, 10:38
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Originally Posted by Matty_Mills
I shall use my sail....
too true!
My hair is better than May's though...
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ha ha the sail wont last forever and once you have used your sale no more sailing for you matey lol ar de ar ar
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10th December 2009, 10:42
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1. a member i haven't met yet, just to make it differentttt
2. yogurt and honey
3. my baby horse keifer <3
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10th December 2009, 10:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nicole_
1. a member i haven't met yet, just to make it differentttt
2. yogurt and honey
3. my baby horse keifer <3
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you aint met me so ill come and be stuck with ya, ill bring my massive bottle of water and toilet paper, now come on who else would ya want on the island toilet paper would be the new currency lol
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10th December 2009, 10:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nicole_
1. a member i haven't met yet, just to make it differentttt
2. yogurt and honey
3. my baby horse keifer <3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0xibus
you aint met me so ill come and be stuck with ya, ill bring my massive bottle of water and toilet paper, now come on who else would ya want on the island toilet paper would be the new currency lol
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Why would she need you?
She has her horse to succkle on....
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10th December 2009, 10:52
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but i have toilet paper, now speak to any lassie they need to wipe at the front and rear and im the man to help !!!! or should i say im the man with the goods, errr toilet paper
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10th December 2009, 11:06
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Use a large leaf?
Or get in the sea and use your hand
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10th December 2009, 11:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxo_vtr
Use a large leaf?
Or get in the sea and use your hand 
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on a desert island i would expect no leafs bushes etc etc
and if i one day you had the skitz would you really go in the sea and start to tickle you bum to get the little bits out lol
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10th December 2009, 11:12
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1) No idea lol
2) Bottle of orange lucozade
3) Magic wand n a Cape...
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