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Old 10th December 2009, 10:05   #1
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And you could only have 1 of the following what/who would it be and why

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Old 10th December 2009, 10:07   #2
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1. scott-e (fellow scouser )

2. Kendal mint cake

3. solar powered MP3 player

Although i wouldnt want any of them, all i would want is a machete or a parang.
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Old 10th December 2009, 10:09   #3
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And you could only have 1 of the following what/who would it be and why

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3.) 1 entertainment device

1) Nicholas Hewitt
2) Beer
3) A Shotgun


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Old 10th December 2009, 10:11   #4
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1.) no-one as i couldnt stand anyone going on about their Turbod vts/vtr while im stuck
2.) a 5 gazillion litre bottle of water
3.) laptop to see the progress of hellonpluto's piss thread

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Old 10th December 2009, 10:16   #5
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sorry i would like to add toilet paper to the above list as i wouldnt want to wipe my arse on hot sand
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1) Danr - to dominate and make my bitch.
2) A shit load of ice tea.
3) A boat.....
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Old 10th December 2009, 10:23   #7
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1) Danr - to dominate and make my bitch.
2) A shit load of ice tea.
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you would have to make the boat with disco lights etc etc as it wouldnt count as an entertainment device, actually i dont think that would count anyway lol
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you would have to make the boat with disco lights etc etc as it wouldnt count as an entertainment device, actually i dont think that would count anyway lol
I sail as a hobby... no joke.

Therefore... entertainment
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I sail as a hobby... no joke.

Therefore... entertainment
damn lol least you wont have toilet paper unlike I
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My hair is better than May's though...
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1, Terri-c2 (the wife to go find and cook me food )
2, 1 million kegs of budwieser
3, a laptop and dongle so i can read how peoples saxo's are quicker than 911 gt3's
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too true!

My hair is better than May's though...
ha ha the sail wont last forever and once you have used your sale no more sailing for you matey lol ar de ar ar
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1. a member i haven't met yet, just to make it differentttt
2. yogurt and honey
3. my baby horse keifer <3
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you aint met me so ill come and be stuck with ya, ill bring my massive bottle of water and toilet paper, now come on who else would ya want on the island toilet paper would be the new currency lol
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you aint met me so ill come and be stuck with ya, ill bring my massive bottle of water and toilet paper, now come on who else would ya want on the island toilet paper would be the new currency lol
Why would she need you?

She has her horse to succkle on....
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Old 10th December 2009, 10:52   #17
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but i have toilet paper, now speak to any lassie they need to wipe at the front and rear and im the man to help !!!! or should i say im the man with the goods, errr toilet paper
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Use a large leaf?

Or get in the sea and use your hand
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Old 10th December 2009, 11:09   #19
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Use a large leaf?

Or get in the sea and use your hand
on a desert island i would expect no leafs bushes etc etc

and if i one day you had the skitz would you really go in the sea and start to tickle you bum to get the little bits out lol
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1) No idea lol
2) Bottle of orange lucozade
3) Magic wand n a Cape...
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