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16th December 2011, 09:52
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Jeremy Kyle show ..... FFS !
I am off work today & i am watching the Jeremy Kyle show
Where the fuck do they find all these feckless morons from ?
Do they have some form of van that trawls the streets looking for fucking idiots
The checklist for a contestant.
1. Must be on benefits
2. Must use facebook
3. Must have an IQ less than 3 or be classified as a village idiot
4. Women must be proper munters
Can anyone else add more qualifying criteria ?
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16th December 2011, 09:53
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find most of them on here hehe
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16th December 2011, 09:54
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Must have some sort of STD?
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16th December 2011, 09:55
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Must have 3 children with 3 different fathers of which you don't know whos is whos
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16th December 2011, 09:55
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Can't stand the show or the bloke, he makes his money by showing the world what a scummy place britain is.
But - it does make you feel better about yourself. "There's always somebody in a worse position that you" springs to mind.
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16th December 2011, 09:58
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Also having any sort of gcse of qualification is a complete NO
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16th December 2011, 10:00
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The smell of stale body odour , rank fish & piss must be unreal in the studio
Its a wonder the audience does not wear masks
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16th December 2011, 10:01
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They always seem to have mssing teeth
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16th December 2011, 10:02
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Thou shalt live on a council estate. have an income of less then £20 a week, can't decide which person to stick to and bang for life insted they go around banging there mates ex's gf's bf's sisters brothers uncle n shit.
I do love watching it tho, makes me think thank god I'm not in that position lol
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16th December 2011, 10:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ha_x3
They always seem to have mssing teeth
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The woman on the stage has no teeth , she looks a real winner
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16th December 2011, 10:04
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the special one off episodes are genuinely pretty sad, only ones worth watching. although ive heard its all fake anyway.
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16th December 2011, 10:05
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i think the worst is when you know some one who says, i have a friend that 'was, or is going to be' on Jeremy Kyle. And also is excited by this prospect. Its like they've focussed on the fact they're on tv not the fact they're on trash tv.
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bet your bird likes it tho
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16th December 2011, 10:07
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This is some form of sport,
Its just a shame our taxes have to pay for these fucking turds
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16th December 2011, 10:07
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I don't know if this is complete crap but I've heard you get £250 for going on the show
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16th December 2011, 10:08
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If its fake, wonder how much they get paid to go on tv for looking like a bunch of donkeys lol
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16th December 2011, 10:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jones91
I don't know if this is complete crap but I've heard you get £250 for going on the show
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Not bad, how do I apply....
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16th December 2011, 10:17
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It makes me feel better when i watch them idiots, but it makes me sick seeing where my hard earned taxes go to
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16th December 2011, 10:22
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]Not bad, how do I apply....
Be a complete and utter failure in life
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16th December 2011, 10:37
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They get paid to go on.
Provides the next fix.
After that they dont care
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16th December 2011, 10:40
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No More Saxo :(
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Must have at least 4 kids or more to at least three different people and never worked a day in their life.
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