Just to clarify (lads), when you have a pee its nice and simple to aim down the pan but does anyone else sometimes when you have a pee, it 'fans' out and sprays or goes in the most random directions (9/10 over the seat or misses completely because it just happned to me. Checked the foreskin, it wasnt overlapping the hole so cant blame the foreskin so what is going on?
Jews need not answer

and please tell me other men get this or have i got some deformed penis going on. Looks good to me
Random but had to ask......