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3rd October 2009, 14:54
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Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...
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3rd October 2009, 14:55
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid
Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...
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Thanks mate might have to use that 
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3rd October 2009, 15:06
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Established Member
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Location: wednesbury/west brom
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Car(s): Black Flat arch & White Vtr
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dont be nasty show us your pasty
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dont be shy show us your pie
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3rd October 2009, 15:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by de51_Hodgey
dont be nasty show us your pasty
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dont be shy show us your pie
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wtf! lol sounds like something which would be said on a episode of shooting star hahaha.
the dove from above
the fanny from your granny lol.
I dont use chat up lines I just act bad. women love a bad boy 
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3rd October 2009, 15:16
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Car(s): French piece of shit. (VTR)
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Can result in a slap if it goes wrong tbh.
Last edited by Liam_LFC_VTR; 3rd October 2009 at 15:19.
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3rd October 2009, 15:18
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Saxperience Addict
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Location: Suffolk
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Im sorry.
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3rd October 2009, 15:22
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excuse me miss, does this taste like rohypnol to you?
if that fails, you say:
look come on, im on first name terms with mark,david.
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3rd October 2009, 15:57
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grab your coat, i've got a knife.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay_
cos i make hilarious mates that come to the pub with me and make me feel wanted
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3rd October 2009, 16:01
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"
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3rd October 2009, 16:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"
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3rd October 2009, 16:03
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Regular Poster
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Location: near to barrow
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mini city 1000cc
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will you have sex with me?
she replies: no
will you lay down while i have sex with you?
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3rd October 2009, 16:19
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He is prowing car care,liam is,still born again but whot. we all now Women love money best.
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3rd October 2009, 16:20
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Location: Frome, Somerset
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I play rugby, can i show you my tackle?
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3rd October 2009, 16:21
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corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!
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3rd October 2009, 16:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danwilliams9
corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!
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hahahaa!
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3rd October 2009, 16:38
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."
Win.
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3rd October 2009, 16:41
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."
Win.
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You are an inspiration to us all Danr. 
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3rd October 2009, 16:43
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPDan
You are an inspiration to us all Danr. |
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!
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3rd October 2009, 16:46
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!
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3rd October 2009, 16:42
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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show me where you piss from!
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