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3rd October 2009, 10:29
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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Best Chat Up Lines
From both sides Please?
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3rd October 2009, 10:30
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 11,590
Car(s): ITB'd Saxo VTS & Mazda 6 MPS
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Get your coat, you've pulled...
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3rd October 2009, 10:30
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Dorking,Surrey,M25 J9
Posts: 2,616
Car(s): Static -80mm Peugeot 405
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I've lost my virginity... can i have yours please?
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3rd October 2009, 10:33
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Established Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: dunstable, luton
Posts: 1,563
Car(s): mk2vtr
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is your second name Gillette..... cos your the best a man can get
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3rd October 2009, 10:41
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jail - Whitby
Posts: 15,034
Car(s): 520bhp Honda Jazz
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Get your gash out.
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Life's a bitch, then you die.
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3rd October 2009, 10:48
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 7,566
Car(s): CLS63 AMG
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OhHaiMyNameIsMarkDavidAndILikeYourFish. 
lol
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3rd October 2009, 10:53
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#7
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Established Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Peterborough
Posts: 1,567
Car(s): Clio 1.6 GT, Vectra 2.2 SRI. ex saxo furio
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I've got a 7 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears, intrested?
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3rd October 2009, 10:54
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Newbie
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Blackwood
Posts: 7
Car(s): Saxo vtr, Saxo westcoast
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I might not be Fred Flintstone but i'll make your bedrock
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Do you sleep on your stomach? Well is it ok if i do? 
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3rd October 2009, 10:54
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Bedford & Manchester
Posts: 17,504
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if you and me were squirrels, id store my nuts in your hole
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tupps
Pirates of the caribean 2 (aka been a first one, aka repost)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lee_saxo
some lad pulled up a type R, and had a sticker on the back. If it ain't jap it's crap. I thought what a bender
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3rd October 2009, 10:58
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#10
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Verwood
Posts: 5,217
Car(s): 53 Renault Clio 1.2 16v
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Can you smell this and tell me if its chloroform...
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3rd October 2009, 11:15
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,204
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Fancy a bum?
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3rd October 2009, 11:16
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: brumm
Posts: 623
Car(s): Citroen Saxo VTR 99.
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haha balls of steel!
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3rd October 2009, 11:18
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 11,590
Car(s): ITB'd Saxo VTS & Mazda 6 MPS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashleyp
if you and me were squirrels, id store my nuts in your hole
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Nicole was easy...
I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol
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3rd October 2009, 11:31
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#14
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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Welcome to the club,first drink is on the house...
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3rd October 2009, 11:35
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Charming man
Posts: 15,880
Car(s): Charming car
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Chat up lines rarely work.
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3rd October 2009, 11:35
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#16
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Established Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Leeds
Posts: 1,361
Car(s): Zetec S TDCI
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Ya'alrite luv!
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TDCI Zetec S
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3rd October 2009, 11:40
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Established Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: sidmouth,nr exeter
Posts: 1,600
Car(s): BLACK 2001 vtr and subaru impreza type ra
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get your stinking rat out
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Originally Posted by markdavid
In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....
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3rd October 2009, 11:42
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#18
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Established Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Padiham, Burnley, Lancashire
Posts: 1,527
Car(s): 55 Corsa SXI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marky_C
Ya'alrite luv!
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that is the maker or breaker of the night 
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3rd October 2009, 11:43
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#19
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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You can save money on make-up,look great though the bottom of my empty pint glass,and all my mates have left.
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3rd October 2009, 11:49
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#20
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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O,hand,have not seen you for ages ry still on top shelf doll?
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