Funny guy in petrol station been a boy racer - Saxperience

ldavies · 25th September 2015, 19:04

Thought I would post this guys just so more people realise there really is some total twats out there.

As I've had a few issues with car recently not been out in it for weeks. So as I've fixed my last issue which was the engine mount I go and fill the car up at the local petrol station just round the corner.
Filled up and went in to pay.
Guy behind counter, middle aged looked a bit odd and in my opinion looked a bit of a twat in a nut shell.
He says with a que of people behind me in the que what size engines in the car, I tell him a 1.6.
Why have you got an intercooler then?
Because it's supercharged, when the belt gets fitted and mapped.
Why on earth would u supercharge a 1.6 engine
I tell him cos it weighs the weight of a fag packet and it will be running X amount of power when mapped. Thought that would be that then he says
That's not a lot of Hp.
My bike would kill that.
I knew he was a twat right then and told him
A car and a bike not even in same league
He tries to brag to me about what bike hear got and I didn't even let him finish I just said
My manager is a big biker and has a triumph rocket 2.3 litre, he shits it.
Then he says my 206 would kill that it's supercharged and running 450hp Ye right
I say why would u supercharge a 206 like you just asked why would I supercharge a 1.6
Really can't be arsed anymore and a woman behind says my Mazda rx8 would leave that for dead.
I tell her if it was mapped and running boost it wouldn't stand a chance she says Ive already beaten a few boy racers in Saxos and 106,s.
I tell her she might have but not a boosted one.
Just as I was walking out he says my 206 has nos, lol I turn round and say Nos is for little boys just to piss him off, he shuts up.
Just thought I would share my experience with a local twat.

Can't even go to the local petrol station at back again without people picking you out as a boy racer cos ure in a 106 even with my 2 kids in the back.

Gandi699 · 25th September 2015, 19:14

People are utter wankers just ignore them, pay for your fuel and leave.

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ldavies · 25th September 2015, 19:17

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People are utter wankers just ignore them, pay for your fuel and leave.

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Agreed there mate lol.

Why do people always compare bikes to cars when talking about racing and then People thing cos one cars got more Hp than the other then the one with the most Hp is faster.

Should have got the video up of Colin's 106 turbo from atspeed overtaking the R1.

Gandi699 · 25th September 2015, 19:25

More to point this broke you mentioned asked you about your car, then says his own is running a similar setup and blah blah blah. So he would know about the setup wouldn't he if he wasnt an utter billy bullshitter.

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ldavies · 25th September 2015, 19:27

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Originally Posted by Gandi699

More to point this broke you mentioned asked you about your car, then says his own is running a similar setup and blah blah blah. So he would know about the setup wouldn't he if he wasnt an utter billy bullshitter.

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My thought exactly mate.
Why would Someone that's middle age feel the need to talk shit like that.
No disrespect to people that work in garages but he didn't look the brightest tool in the box.

Gandi699 · 25th September 2015, 19:28

Just a local idiot, trying to one up people with bull shit stories. Not even worth conversing with

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ldavies · 25th September 2015, 19:31

Should have asked him to see a pic of the supercharged 206 he reckons he owns.
I've put a fair whack into my build and I earn a very good wage even if I do own a 106 lol but for him to have a so called 450hp 206 supercharged then he must earn some big bucks behind that counter in the petrol station.

ldavies · 25th September 2015, 19:32

Hess been reading the car magazines off the shelf on a night in the petrol station lol

Mickswan · 25th September 2015, 21:55

I got pulled by the plod doing 55 in a 40 in my old mans 2008. He said he'll recommend me for a speed course which in doing this Sunday.

I wonder if he'd been as generous if I'd been in the Saxo

ldavies · 25th September 2015, 21:57

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Originally Posted by Mickswan

I got pulled by the plod doing 55 in a 40 in my old mans 2008. He said he'll recommend me for a speed course which in doing this Sunday.

I wonder if he'd been as generous if I'd been in the Saxo

Nah he would have banned u for life and had the Saxo crushed if you were in the Saxo lol

stevo67 · 26th September 2015, 11:55

Easy option is take your business to another fuel station mate,hit them in the pocket.

Manu · 26th September 2015, 12:11

if branded station such as shell or BP, send an email to customer services... As a customer, I expect courtesy and certainly not dick size measurements from the person operating the till.

b0t13 · 30th September 2015, 13:40

hes just an idiot, trying to have 'car talk' but cant relate because his life is crap lol

just leave him be, then come back when its finished and show him how awesome it is..

then hell tell his friends that his other 'friend' has a supercharged 106 and only buys fuel from him, and your best mates, and he helped to build it, and he also has a 106, but his is faster..

chinkostu · 1st October 2015, 03:33

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Originally Posted by Mickswan

I got pulled by the plod doing 55 in a 40 in my old mans 2008. He said he'll recommend me for a speed course which in doing this Sunday.

I wonder if he'd been as generous if I'd been in the Saxo

I got stopped a few times in the VTR and left with a sore ear and a slapped wrist, first time in the Xantia and i get a ticket. It all depends on the circumstances i guess

ESD1711 · 1st October 2015, 06:20

I actually LOVE the stereotypes which folk immediately apply to you when they see a Saxo..... that's what makes it half the fun.

I don't really care what folk think, chances are I've probably already pre-judged them in their mundane family bus as it is anyway

Gabbastard · 1st October 2015, 09:26

Chances are that cunts got a girlfriend, and shes totally smoking hot, but he doesnt have any pictures cos its a new phone, and hed tell you her name but you wouldnt know her anyway because she goes to a different school though its a shame because her family are moving away soon and he cant do anything about it but hes not that gutted because they have did sex already.

In short, hes a fucking lying pie. Next time you have to go there, just melt his head with some unbelievable lies of your own.

Steve_GTI · 1st October 2015, 09:31

You have sumed it all up there. It makes me laugh as all people care about is BHP. Because so so so's dad has an Evo and its running 800bhp and does over 200mph......

12u55 · 1st October 2015, 09:35

This is it. Now i've stopped driving a saxo, and own a more modern vehicle, i've found that people treat you differently on the roads, e.g junctions, merging, over taking etc.
and twats no longer feel the need to race me at traffic lights. :,)

saxokid100 · 3rd October 2015, 16:28

Sounds like all mouth no action!! kind of petrol station muppet..

Ross^p · 5th October 2015, 08:30

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Originally Posted by 12u55

This is it. Now i've stopped driving a saxo, and own a more modern vehicle, i've found that people treat you differently on the roads, e.g junctions, merging, over taking etc.
and twats no longer feel the need to race me at traffic lights. :,)

Try driving an Audi - I'm actually invisible at junctions... no fucker ever lets you out. I'd hate to drive a porsche and try getting out at a junction - you'd be there days...