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Old 21st May 2014, 11:56   #401
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I dont think this guys gunn need much help to wreck the saxo anyway

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Old 21st May 2014, 12:00   #402
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By the sounds of it he's not having much luck getting into the SMRC
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Suck my raging cock?

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Last words to me where . He is the only one who would be in his group. So he is gonna build a turbo vts and race it in the next group up. He was told a renault 5 turbo will bolt straight in to the flanges of the vts manifold and down pipe...... I said good luck

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Last words to me where . He is the only one who would be in his group. So he is gonna build a turbo vts and race it in the next group up. He was told a renault 5 turbo will bolt straight in to the flanges of the vts manifold and down pipe...... I said good luck

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lol! He's another dreamer. It's a shame really as he surely is actually slightly mentally slow or something. His heart's in the right place but fuck me, he's crap...
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lol! He's another dreamer. It's a shame really as he surely is actually slightly mentally slow or something. His heart's in the right place but fuck me, he's crap...
You know what, I kind of feel sorry for the guy.

He's chasing his dreams but can't quite make it there. Albeit through sheer stupidity and arrogance.
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He asked the right questions. He got told the right answers then just done the oppersit. ... then moan and butched when it all went wrong and it was every body elses fault.
Ross. Do you remember when he bought a welder from aldi and asked if he could cut the yellow plug off and put a normal house plug on it. Further questions resulted in finding out it was an arc welder and he was gonna weld his inner wings with it

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Exactly. I really felt for him (only got to read back through the thread to see I honestly tried to guide him right) but like you've both said just listened to people, then basically did the opposite or ignored all advice.

I still feel a bit sorry for him as above - he's trying to have fun and make something of his passion. Just wish he'd go about it better
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Can only try so much. But it was the "we" this and "we" that. Did piss people off. Why not put it as I wanna start racing please help. But he had this idea of trying to sound big and a team and shit would help. It just backfired.

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why didnt he just build a car and stick to doing track days? Then once better at that get into the racing side of it?
Or better yet ask one of the teams out there if he could tag along to learn the ropes so to speak, not doing the driving but being around people who know what they are doing when ti comes to racing these little cars and how to do things properly.
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Cos he wanted to be the " big I am". A racing driver...... who has never raced in any class or any type of motor sport in my life. But I will be in touring cars in 5 years... clock started 2 years ago. And still not even done his ards
People did try and help. He got loads of advice and then ignord it and went the oppersit way. Then carried on with the bollox of it all with speaches about come and watch you will be gob smacked. He made a dick of him self long and short of it.
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Cos he wanted to be the " big I am". A racing driver...... who has never raced in any class or any type of motor sport in my life. But I will be in touring cars in 5 years... clock started 2 years ago. And still not even done his ards
People did try and help. He got loads of advice and then ignord it and went the oppersit way. Then carried on with the bollox of it all with speaches about come and watch you will be gob smacked. He made a dick of him self long and short of it.
Come watch me race, i'll smoke you

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Some of the tags on this thread are awesome!!

I especially like teamfatboyracing and illegalkineval!!! hahahahaha
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#spunwhatyabrun is my favorite
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Its the dipshit himself i believe...
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This thread is comedy gold lol
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Old 23rd May 2014, 07:01   #417
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He's not fast like, or good....


http://youtu.be/rTkThn94ThI?t=11m34s
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Muzizzle. He does say in an earler post he will amaze every body. I am amazed... the car done more than a lap and he made it to the third corner befor dicking it up

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Also why is the driver side bonnet pin face across the car and the passengers side front to back .

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He's not fast like, or good....


http://youtu.be/rTkThn94ThI?t=11m34s
I just lol'd he's all over the place! Who lets him out there...

Think he should stick to forza. Worst bit for me Is the girlfriend saying hurry and build the Saxo so I can beat him! Ohhh dear
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