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31st August 2009, 18:28
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scottish slaggings MUST READ (adult content)
She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than sooty!
Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole
mair chins than a chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like sha*gin a pail of water.
fa*ny like a wizards sleeve
she's killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher
fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace
face like a sand blasted tomato
ar*e like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
she's seen more helmets than Hitler
face like a stuntman's knee
Like opening the window and sha*ging the night
She's seen more co*kends than weekends
A left her with a face like a painter's radio
Fa*ny like a clowns pocket
Fa*ny like a Hippo's yawn
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fa*ny like a pub carpet
More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.
face like a blind joiners thumb
Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
handled more balls than Dino Zoff
pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A chunt like a burst couch
A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
shes had more seamen than Saltcoats
Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!
c*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun
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31st August 2009, 18:35
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lovely mate 
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31st August 2009, 18:47
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Face like a joiners nailbag
Face like a vultures kneecap
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31st August 2009, 18:50
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thats it man keep adding the ones yous no
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31st August 2009, 18:54
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p*** flaps like john waynes sadle bags
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31st August 2009, 18:55
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I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?
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31st August 2009, 18:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPDan
I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?
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depends where you go i suppose
Inverness is not to bad.
Few rough looking kippers but no that bad
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31st August 2009, 18:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jdmojojojo
Face like a joiners nailbag
Face like a vultures kneecap
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r00fers nail bag
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31st August 2009, 18:59
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Will definetly be using some of them! lmao
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31st August 2009, 19:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPDan
I guess Scottish birds aren't very attractive then?
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you must have a few good ones coz i hear burds down south are pretty roached
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31st August 2009, 19:02
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A chunt like a burst couch
fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
muhaha
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31st August 2009, 19:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boabVTR
you must have a few good ones coz i hear burds down south are pretty roached
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31st August 2009, 19:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaXo_vtr123
Will definetly be using some of them! lmao
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+1 me toooo  
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31st August 2009, 19:04
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lol come on a bit of banter
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31st August 2009, 19:18
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cum on people sumone must hav some other good ones
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31st August 2009, 19:24
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pmsl!!! that cheered me right up!!
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31st August 2009, 19:30
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if i was to shag it would be like throwing a sausage up a close.
shes got a body for baywatch pity shes got a face for crime watch
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31st August 2009, 19:31
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**if i was to shag *you* it would be like throwing a sausage up a close**
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31st August 2009, 22:06
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Face like a welders bench
Fanny like a bill posters bucket
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31st August 2009, 23:23
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f*nny like a hippo's jaw
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