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Old 5th September 2009, 22:04   #21
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Tailgaitors get a full frontal attack from my rear fog light and if that doesn't work, I then spray them with my modified rear washer jet. Sometimes though that doesn't go down well lol
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Tailgaitors get a full frontal attack from my rear fog light and if that doesn't work, I then spray them with my modified rear washer jet. Sometimes though that doesn't go down well lol
How is it modified lol?
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How is it modified lol?
I assume he has put a pin in the jet and twisted it so it squirts backwards.

I did that with my front water jets and soaked my mates who were walking along the footpath
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Old 5th September 2009, 22:15   #24
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I assume he has put a pin in the jet and twisted it so it squirts backwards.

I did that with my front water jets and soaked my mates who were walking along the footpath
Hahahaha I have to try that!!
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How is it modified lol?
I'm guessing that he has set them to spray the cars behind him rather than his rear window lol
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Old 5th September 2009, 22:16   #26
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I assume he has put a pin in the jet and twisted it so it squirts backwards.

I did that with my front water jets and soaked my mates who were walking along the footpath
You got it in one Liam. It is such a funny sight. The best one is when I get a friend or sibling to check my rear window for a crack and then KA CHOW.
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Hahahaha I have to try that!!
Don't forget to move them back to their normal position though, I forgot and drove home with all the water squirting way out to the left LOL
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I'm guessing that he has set them to spray the cars behind him rather than his rear window lol
Hence putting a pin in them
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I think that modification should be posted in the unique modification thread
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Tailgaitors get a full frontal attack from my rear fog light and if that doesn't work, I then spray them with my modified rear washer jet. Sometimes though that doesn't go down well lol
amazing, just amazing, never thougth of this after removing my rear wiper!!

Good mod to do tomorow!!
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amazing, just amazing, never thougth of this after removing my rear wiper!!

Good mod to do tomorow!!
Same here I am going to try it to...

How about a sticky in the Styling section?
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amazing, just amazing, never thougth of this after removing my rear wiper!!

Good mod to do tomorow!!
Haha!!

I thought I was about to be shot down for this, but you lot love it. Lol . One word of warning, I did this two days ago to this ratty transit van and he chased me for miles. Well I say chased, I stuck at the speed limits and he was following me whilst biting his seat belt with rage. So be careful on who you spray!!
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Haha!!

I thought I was about to be shot down for this, but you lot love it. Lol . One word of warning, I did this two days ago to this ratty transit van and he chased me for miles. Well I say chased, I stuck at the speed limits and he was following me whilst biting his seat belt with rage. So be careful on who you spray!!
balls to that i will be spraying everyone!!!!

Hmm actually, will it clear a mk2 VT spoiler though, as they are liek behind the spoiler
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no point hitting the the stop pedal in a saxo cos nothin happens! my missus has proper air brakes going whenever we go out but so do i!!
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lol how do u do it just put a pin in make a thread lmao doin this next week hahaha
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i just fucking hate people who keep their brake lights on at night... cars have a hand brake for a reason...
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i just fucking hate people who keep their brake lights on at night... cars have a hand brake for a reason...
cant agree more, i usually sit on the brakes for say 5 seconds, then apply the handbrake and take it out of gear
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lol how do u do it just put a pin in make a thread lmao doin this next week hahaha
i will do a How-To-Guide as im going to have a pop at this tomorow.

duno if it will work on the VTR though as the washer jetis liek behind the spoiler on a mk2
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duno if it will work on the VTR though as the washer jetis liek behind the spoiler on a mk2
Cut the spoiler in half

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