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Old 14th September 2009, 18:19   #21
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Why are most men opposed to things like this as long as its with a female?
gay...
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:19   #22
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id give it a go...ive always been a bit curious..
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:27   #23
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Why are most men opposed to things like this as long as its with a female?
so would you take it in the asre by a girl with a strap on?
dont think so mate
but maybe the finger would be the furthest i would go

p.s also saw it on dirty sanchez lol
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:30   #24
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so would you take it in the asre by a girl with a strap on?
dont think so mate
but maybe the finger would be the furthest i would go

p.s also saw it on dirty sanchez lol
Fair enough mate

Add a poll, who would get a prostate massage and who wouldnt.
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:43   #25
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Prostate massage = euphemism for finger bum'ole?
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:44   #26
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yeah until you cum
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:44   #27
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Fuck it, why not
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Old 14th September 2009, 18:49   #28
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sorry but any guy that gets theyre arse fingerd is one step away from beeing gay
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sorry but any guy that gets theyre arse fingerd is one step away from beeing gay
Megan Fox laying starkers in your bed, she asks if she can make you cum.. you said no.

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Megan Fox laying starkers in your bed, she asks if she can make you cum.. you said no.

Now who's gay
1) megan fox wouldnt get a word out if she was liying starkers on ma bed , she wouldnt know what hit her

2) if she suggested poking ma bum she'd get told no

3)doesnt matter who does it its still gay

4) whats up with teh conventional way ?
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1) megan fox wouldnt get a word out if she was liying starkers on ma bed , she wouldnt know what hit her

2) if she suggested poking ma bum she'd get told no

3)doesnt matter who does it its still gay

4) whats up with teh conventional way ?
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look at u all trying to justify why its ok to have ur arse done , doesnt matter if its a guy or girl doing it , ur still having ur bum fingerd

whats this world coming to
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look at u all trying to justify why its ok to have ur arse done , doesnt matter if its a guy or girl doing it , ur still having ur bum fingerd

whats this world coming to
Would you like to give me a prostate massage?
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By a girl! Just means your comfortable with your sexuality.

It's always the people who ultra homophobic who are in denial i reckon.. then in there 40's leave there marriage and kids for a 15 year old mexican rent boy
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WTF... Why would... How come... What!
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Old 14th September 2009, 19:45   #37
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think ide be to ashamed to let a fit girl do it lol

need a fat minger with a bag over her head to do it.

lol but no think of the chat up line on a fit girl "well youve seen mine...."
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yes indeed we are. i think i want one but not to sure about having summat up my dinner dumper..
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id give it a go...ive always been a bit curious..
are we talikng about the same thing haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH funniest thread in ages, cant says id want to although i am comfortable with my sexuality, but how would you even aproach that! will you.....could you......can we...... hahahahahah
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