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Old 14th September 2009, 20:11   #41
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hahaha I read its like 100000000000000 times better than splurting you're load. brb gona go try
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Old 14th September 2009, 20:11   #42
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i wouldnt mind letting the bird try this with me haha!!! dont see it as gay, considering gay is guy on guy and if you were to shaft your girlfriend up the ass does that class you as gay?
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hahaha I read its like 100000000000000 times better than splurting you're load. brb gona go try
still trying?... its been 15 minutes man! come on, youve got us all on tenderhooks!
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haha ive asked the missus and she said get a rubber glove and some ky and up a'l pop.

dunno if i can do it tho someone must of had one to explain the experience they had ??
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Old 14th September 2009, 20:35   #45
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someones got to do it tonight and get back to us all on how it went
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i could arrange it but dont want to be the saxp homosapion, plus wont be good for my new doorman job
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Old 14th September 2009, 20:41   #47
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My mrs seems up for it not tonight though at the weekend, Birthday sex ftw shes gonna be a nurse for me soiIm hoping shes sorted rubber gloves ha

sorry this doesnt help you all out tonight
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right ive sorted it for tonite so fingers crossed and lets hope i dont shart all over the missus...
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pictures of sexy nurse outfit or it didnt happen
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Not aloud to see it till Sunday
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right ive sorted it for tonite so fingers crossed and lets hope i dont shart all over the missus...
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hah!!! shart! made me lol! get that shit done gaz excuse the pun
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** stupid boy seeks medical advice after ripping my A hole on the missus nice new diamond ring**
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You legend !lol

Take a look at my sig though.

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Take one for the team dude your making sax-p history as we speak.
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Probably "God" mate HA!
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