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3rd October 2009, 18:18
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Established Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Aberdeen
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I know.. lets play army, ill lie down, and you blow the fuck outa me!
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3rd October 2009, 18:20
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chelmsford
Posts: 8,662
Car(s): 8 Valve 'R.
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3rd October 2009, 18:42
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....
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3rd October 2009, 19:22
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid
In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....
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Are you actually a fucking retard? This makes as much sense as tits on a fish
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3rd October 2009, 19:30
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: e-hollywood
Posts: 17,160
Car(s): toyata hilux
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if they g0 wr0ng
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
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3rd October 2009, 19:33
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: N.Ireland
Posts: 3,523
Car(s): French piece of shit. (VTR)
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John_G is the master of chat up lines iirc.
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3rd October 2009, 19:57
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Hull
Posts: 290
Car(s): Now: 2008 Audi TT
Then: 2003 Saxo VTR
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Want smashing 
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3rd October 2009, 20:54
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 5,219
Car(s): Too poor.
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Im pissing muyself here haha, mostlyy at MarkDavid hahahahaha
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Originally Posted by holdawayt
I poo, I poo a lot. Even when i don't need to poo I sit on my throne and sure enough - I poo
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3rd October 2009, 20:56
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Dorking,Surrey,M25 J9
Posts: 2,616
Car(s): Static -80mm Peugeot 405
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Wow! When i left this morning the thread like 4 posts!
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4th October 2009, 02:25
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Somewhere in Bonnyland
Posts: 10,669
Car(s): Super clean mk5 Golf Gti and 306 hdi
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if you were a door i'd bang you all night
fancy your dinner?
kite oot ya rat!!
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4th October 2009, 02:34
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Coventry
Posts: 498
Car(s): Nissan 300zx Twin Turbo
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Does this cloth smell like chloroform
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4th October 2009, 02:44
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Forum Section Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 15,517
Car(s): Saxo VTR
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> Flash ya gash
> Get ya rat out
> Show us ya muff
Normally ends with a slap, or a funny luck.
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