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Old 4th November 2010, 18:12   #21
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Why not just go buy it from the chemist? Easier

Cos you have to be over 30, 40.. And I aint!
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Old 4th November 2010, 18:14   #22
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Lol.. Expected this sort of reaction, yawn. Don't need it, like I said..Don't need coke either but the occasional line on a Saturday night after a beer or 10 feels good to me.

Let's face it, prob none of us on here NEED it.. But if you can fuck a girl for 2 hours straigt, spunk, then put it straight back in and fuck again for ages,spunk, then repeat the process again.. Well I take my jonny off to you.

V's are a good laugh once in a while, like any drug in moderation.
Do you actually wear a jonny? lol. I done that before, get proper steamin and it seems to work. Unless people put viagra in my pint
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bought some kamagra off the net yrs ago

give me a bangin headache an thought me heart was gna explode

oh an a 12hour stonk on...
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Cos you have to be over 30, 40.. And I aint!
Get an older family member to get it for you
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Old 4th November 2010, 18:22   #25
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Oi nan, just nip down boots and get me some Viagra please, safe.

Lol, nah mate!
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Oi nan, just nip down boots and get me some Viagra please, safe.

Lol, nah mate!
Try this then ' nan, can you do me a favour please and nip to boots and get me some viagra. Thankyou'

Much more polite lol
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LOL @ this thread

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It's BOUGHT you idiot
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Let's face it, prob none of us on here NEED it.. But if you can fuck a girl for 2 hours straigt, spunk, then put it straight back in and fuck again for ages,spunk, then repeat the process again.. Well I take my jonny off to you.
Got to be honest i LOL'd at this
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Lol.. Expected this sort of reaction, yawn. Don't need it, like I said..Don't need coke either but the occasional line on a Saturday night after a beer or 10 feels good to me.

Let's face it, prob none of us on here NEED it.. But if you can fuck a girl for 2 hours straigt, spunk, then put it straight back in and fuck again for ages,spunk, then repeat the process again.. Well I take my jonny off to you.

V's are a good laugh once in a while, like any drug in moderation.
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I can!
Dont say that, he'll take his Jonny off and chase you round with it trying to slap you round the head while his cocks hanging out,. ha


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COCKSLAP.

on another note, id rather continue to be shit in bed than take viagra.
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COCKSLAP.

on another note, id rather continue to be shit in bed than take viagra.
Aww mate, its not your fault, we all have flaws. Your just unlucky
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I one that got stuck in my throat.
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Ended up with a stiff neck.
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My platoon lads put it in my breakfast on my birthday, was delicious
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Lol I remember that thread. Standing to attention in more ways than 1 lol
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I dont care about the bird as long as im happy
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So no 1 BOUGHT from an online chemist then?
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So no 1 BOUGHT from an online chemist then?
seems like a ...hard... question to awnser
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