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Old 7th November 2010, 23:28   #1
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Old 7th November 2010, 23:32   #2
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awwwwww whats up dear?

tell SaxP's native agony aunt
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Old 7th November 2010, 23:33   #3
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Old 7th November 2010, 23:46   #4
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She's just a filthy lieing sket who made me out to be the bad guy......

so now i'm gunna grate her face with a cheese grater and feed her to baby lions, then drown the lions in the sea, then boil the sea, get the salt and make crystals and sell it to some crack head so he can have the effect of her
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Old 7th November 2010, 23:48   #5
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She's just a filthy lieing sket who made me out to be the bad guy......
so....... she's cheated on you?????
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Just think back to the time when you didn't wash your nob for at least 3 days explained to her you showered & then received that satisfying blowjob... jokes on her.
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so now i'm gunna grate her face with a cheese grater and feed her to baby lions, then drown the lions in the sea, then boil the sea, get the salt and make crystals and sell it to some crack head so he can have the effect of her
Haha, quite legendary that.
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so....... she's cheated on you?????
Ha! Probably, wouldn't put it past her.

She wouldn't dare tbh, i'd auction off her vag to the bidder with the most sti's
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She wouldn't dare tbh, i'd auction off her vag to the bidder with the most sti's
''i az got millyunz''


so what did she do? come on, brighten up my night?
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thats some psycho saw shit!!!
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so what did she do? come on, brighten up my night?
Long story short, her mate went out with my bro, thats how i got introduced to her...

her mate split up with my bro, really messy break up and my bro his ex and my gf ended up hating each other.

She sprouted alot of shit about my bro trying to touch her up and shit and i believed it, me and him havn't spoken in a long time because of that filthy pathetic shitcunt
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there is always 3 sides to every story..... Your side, her side....and the truth....
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Should always believe family over some bit of muff aswell
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Long story short, her mate went out with my bro, thats how i got introduced to her...

her mate split up with my bro, really messy break up and my bro his ex and my gf ended up hating each other.

She sprouted alot of shit about my bro trying to touch her up and shit and i believed it, me and him havn't spoken in a long time because of that filthy pathetic shitcunt
oh............... did he touch her up though?
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No she lied, let slip tonight.
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I split with mine this weekend too... ahh well lol Life goes on.

And i believe you need to apologise to your brother
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so screech........... your're single ????
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Yes my friend i am...
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Hell no, put all her clothes in a tesco carrier bag and chucked them outside and told her to go rot in a hole

It had been on the cards for a while tbh
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