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7th November 2010, 23:28
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Women
are cunts.
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Originally Posted by Bickerton
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Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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7th November 2010, 23:32
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awwwwww whats up dear?
tell SaxP's native agony aunt
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Originally Posted by D--R--E--W
Sadly no tattoo of your cock and tbh, I'm glad as yours is massive and would hurt, not as bad as it did during my session with you though....
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BUY MY CAR!!!!!!!! 1.1 Forte Yo
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7th November 2010, 23:33
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i agree!
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7th November 2010, 23:46
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She's just a filthy lieing sket who made me out to be the bad guy......
so now i'm gunna grate her face with a cheese grater and feed her to baby lions, then drown the lions in the sea, then boil the sea, get the salt and make crystals and sell it to some crack head so he can have the effect of her
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Originally Posted by Bickerton
This subject has been covered more times than your chin has with man gravy!
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Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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7th November 2010, 23:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt67
She's just a filthy lieing sket who made me out to be the bad guy......
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so....... she's cheated on you?????
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Originally Posted by D--R--E--W
Sadly no tattoo of your cock and tbh, I'm glad as yours is massive and would hurt, not as bad as it did during my session with you though....
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BUY MY CAR!!!!!!!! 1.1 Forte Yo
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=340489
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7th November 2010, 23:49
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Just think back to the time when you didn't wash your nob for at least 3 days explained to her you showered & then received that satisfying blowjob... jokes on her.
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7th November 2010, 23:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt67
She's just a filthy lieing sket who made me out to be the bad guy......
so now i'm gunna grate her face with a cheese grater and feed her to baby lions, then drown the lions in the sea, then boil the sea, get the salt and make crystals and sell it to some crack head so he can have the effect of her
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Haha, quite legendary that.
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7th November 2010, 23:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAXSTARR
so....... she's cheated on you????? 
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Ha! Probably, wouldn't put it past her.
She wouldn't dare tbh, i'd auction off her vag to the bidder with the most sti's
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Originally Posted by Bickerton
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Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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8th November 2010, 00:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt67
She wouldn't dare tbh, i'd auction off her vag to the bidder with the most sti's
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''i az got millyunz''
so what did she do? come on, brighten up my night?
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Originally Posted by D--R--E--W
Sadly no tattoo of your cock and tbh, I'm glad as yours is massive and would hurt, not as bad as it did during my session with you though....
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BUY MY CAR!!!!!!!! 1.1 Forte Yo
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=340489
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8th November 2010, 00:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt67
She's just a filthy lieing sket who made me out to be the bad guy......
so now i'm gunna grate her face with a cheese grater and feed her to baby lions, then drown the lions in the sea, then boil the sea, get the salt and make crystals and sell it to some crack head so he can have the effect of her
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thats some psycho saw shit!!!
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8th November 2010, 00:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAXSTARR
''i az got millyunz''
so what did she do? come on, brighten up my night?
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Long story short, her mate went out with my bro, thats how i got introduced to her...
her mate split up with my bro, really messy break up and my bro his ex and my gf ended up hating each other.
She sprouted alot of shit about my bro trying to touch her up and shit and i believed it, me and him havn't spoken in a long time because of that filthy pathetic shitcunt
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Originally Posted by Bickerton
This subject has been covered more times than your chin has with man gravy!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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8th November 2010, 00:06
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8th November 2010, 00:06
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there is always 3 sides to every story..... Your side, her side....and the truth....
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8th November 2010, 00:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jayyoung
there is always 3 sides to every story..... Your side, her side....and the truth.... 
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Should always believe family over some bit of muff aswell
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Originally Posted by Bickerton
This subject has been covered more times than your chin has with man gravy!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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8th November 2010, 00:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt67
Long story short, her mate went out with my bro, thats how i got introduced to her...
her mate split up with my bro, really messy break up and my bro his ex and my gf ended up hating each other.
She sprouted alot of shit about my bro trying to touch her up and shit and i believed it, me and him havn't spoken in a long time because of that filthy pathetic shitcunt 
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oh............... did he touch her up though?
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Originally Posted by D--R--E--W
Sadly no tattoo of your cock and tbh, I'm glad as yours is massive and would hurt, not as bad as it did during my session with you though....
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BUY MY CAR!!!!!!!! 1.1 Forte Yo
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=340489
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8th November 2010, 00:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAXSTARR
oh............... did he touch her up though?
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No she lied, let slip tonight.
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Originally Posted by Bickerton
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Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
you can get penis enlargements off the NHS?!?!?
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8th November 2010, 00:13
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I split with mine this weekend too... ahh well lol Life goes on.
And i believe you need to apologise to your brother
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Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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8th November 2010, 00:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt67
No she lied, let slip tonight.
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and are you still with her?
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Originally Posted by Rudpud
I split with mine this weekend too... ahh well lol Life goes on.
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so screech........... your're single ????
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D--R--E--W
Sadly no tattoo of your cock and tbh, I'm glad as yours is massive and would hurt, not as bad as it did during my session with you though....
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BUY MY CAR!!!!!!!! 1.1 Forte Yo
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=340489
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8th November 2010, 00:21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAXSTARR
so screech........... your're single ???? 
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Yes my friend i am...
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Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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8th November 2010, 00:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAXSTARR
and are you still with her?
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Hell no, put all her clothes in a tesco carrier bag and chucked them outside and told her to go rot in a hole
It had been on the cards for a while tbh
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Originally Posted by adsayer
hold up.
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