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Originally Posted by MiniGibbo
Link me to one thread where ive mentioned my car in the first place and not to reply to some dickhead sorry dicksound bummer comparing it to his shed?
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woah woah, no need to get personal
and did you just compare a 3 and a half year old cupra to a 14 year old bmw? ah i dont know where to start with this mate, but your car is for faggots, where you bullied at school? dont lie, come on - its alright
the best explanation i can give, imagine me driving through town at 1am on a saturday night (not that i would, but imagine) and you're driving behind me - what are people going to say to me? fuck all, its a nice car, few tasteful mods, not ridiculously expensive but expensive enough for a 21 year old to be driving... yours on the other hand, you look like a faggot, its OLD, its bright yellow
with black wheels - which is the sort of thing you do to a car when you're 17 - and if you can drive through a group of drunk people without anyone saying "look at that twat" or ending up with mcdonalds over your front windscreen then i'll pay you £10,000, and i'll throw in my cupra too
young bmws drivers are all faggots mate, nobody who's young and cool owns a bmw, think of everyone you know who owns one, they're all sad boys with foul girlfriends and who think driving a bmw makes them amazing - you know when you're at school and you're in year 11 sitting with your mates and that and you see another kid in your year running around and playing star wars with the year 7s? well thats you, that boy will grow up and be like "shit, my life’s wank, what can i do to make myself cool? i know, i'll compensate and get myself a bright yellow bm, yeah, that'll be wicked"
and fuck man come on, that thing must be ready for the scrap yard, look how old it is, i bet its covered in rust, its shit to drive in the winter, you're never
never going to look cool in it - i bet the pussy really rolls in when you're driving round it that doesn't it mate?
young bmw drivers are all big-headed too (you're a typical example) you stroll around and any conversation about cars you hear at your work place or something i bet you butt yourself in like "well my bm..." nobody gives a fuck about you wank yellow matchbox mate - they weren't even cool when they were released, only the overcompensating dicks bought bright yellow bmws, how much is it worth now? i'd rather shit in my hands and clap than drive something like that to work every morning - don't get my wrong though, its alright if you're older, a nice 3 or 5 series to tool around town in (then again saying that, i still can't see the attraction of a bmw over an audi)
i've got a test for you mate, when you're next on a night out, go up and ask a girl in a club "are old yellow bmws cool?" and guess what she will say
imagine you're meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time and you pull up outside their house in that, i mean come on mate... i'd be ashamed to be seen in the passenger seat of your bag of shit and i'm 'into' cars - it might sound like i'm being a bit vain in saying "it matters what people see your car as" its not that at all, but your car should definitely be a statement to yourself, like my car for example, (not that i always talk about my car, i'm not you faggot) it cost me 8.5k to buy, its got smart subtle mods, its lower, nice little induction and bov and a smart sound system, and it looks smart, i'd be proud to turn up somewhere in my car, like i said its not the most expensive car, but i have my own flat and other things to pay for (i love a drink at the weekend, but dont we all 'ey?
) but like I said for a 21 year old its not bad mate.
its fine if you're a girl and drive a 1 series or something, but come on mate, your car...
as for you backing up bmws and quoting your car everytime people say something, i'm not the first one to notice it am i? and if you think I can be arsed to sit and trawl through your arrogant, stupid, and posts where you sound like you've got one chromosome too many then you can shag mate, i have better things to do this morning
one day you'll grow up mate, and sell your car for something half decent
i hope its soon though, because you're getting on my tits with all this 'prestige of the badge' bullshit
as for insulting dicksound, you dont even know what dicksound is, so give that one a rest fatty, if you’re going to result to grasping at straws then I can tell you that dicksound cant be got at, and “bare reem progress” in my sig is a joke too, I bet driving that car gives you little social interaction with other people so you probably wouldn’t understand that joke either…
secondly, i'm far from a bummer (not to brag) but i sit in an office all day at Royces and probably make more money in a week than you make in a month…
how the fuck dare you even compare your 14 year old bmw and call my cupra a shed? my car is still covered under seats 5 year warranty, even the paint protection warranty has expired on your car, can your granddad remember that little fine example of german engineering being rolled out the factory?
just the fact that you seem to have a go at everyone on this forum says something about yourself mate – sell your car, and sort your life out
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